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#1 Ramblin'Man

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Posted October 29 2010 - 02:50 PM

Yes? No?
Just heard that its a good anal lube, just wanted to know if anyone had any experience with it.

#2 OhSoDreadful

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Posted October 29 2010 - 02:59 PM

works if you have nothing else, kinda burns though lol not to mention it will render a condom useless by eroding tiny holes in it. (I draw that conclusion on the basis that using lotion as lube does that, so I assume that conditioner would do the same.)

So yeah if you're trying to have safe sex, don't use conditioner.

#3 Ramblin'Man

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Posted October 29 2010 - 03:05 PM

Does it really burn?
Is there anything else I can just grab around the house and use?

#4 Ramblin'Man

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Posted October 29 2010 - 03:06 PM

Does it really burn?
Is there anything else I can just grab around the house and use?

#5 blackcat666

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Posted October 29 2010 - 03:11 PM

FUCK NO!:mad:

when i worked in an ER, i saw my share of people who used hair conditioner for anal sex.:sad:
belive me; you just don't want to know, what they went through, due to putting hair conditioner into their assholes!:eek:

#6 Ramblin'Man

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Posted October 29 2010 - 08:24 PM

Lol well I meant for anal masturbation.

#7 Tony91

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Posted November 05 2010 - 02:35 PM

I use conditioner as lube in the shower all the time. I am not condoning this behavior as that is not its intentional usage.

But, I can say that I have been using it for years to anally masturbate in the shower and it does not burn and it I have never had any ill effect from it.

I use the wife's. I think it is called Big Red Sexy Hair or something like that. I'm at work so I don't have the bottle in front of me.

Have fun!

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#8 cherryberry

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Posted November 05 2010 - 02:39 PM

I would suggest astroglide instead of hair conditioner .That's a new one for me .I had never heard of anyone using hair conditioner.

#9 Xxredkillerxx

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Posted March 06 2012 - 09:15 PM

Blackcat, what exactly happened to them?

#10 chubbimale

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Posted March 09 2012 - 11:40 AM

I find good old K-Y is the best for all needs concerning lubrication.
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#11 captain1234

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Posted March 09 2012 - 11:45 AM

I would not use it for anal lube, could cause irritation

#12 chubbimale

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Posted March 09 2012 - 12:12 PM

Yes,always be careful one is not allergic to the lube your using,but KY has been around for decades never heard of a bad reaction and its safe to use with your Trojans,Condoms.
Once I used Avon Watermelon skin cream to pleasure myself penis,got a bad rash on my penile Glans,had to go to Kaiser Hospital,like most in USA the nurse didn't even know the body parts names of the Penis,doc wanted to Circumcise me,I said hell no,left quickly before he amputated my best part,my protective foreskin like so many,44%,of American men are circumcised lose 50% of their sexual enjoyment,small wonder USA Viagra sales are so high!
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Posted September 29 2012 - 06:12 PM

If it's that or "oooouuuucccchhhh" possibly. But make sure it's Pantene or Dove.
Do go cheap.

Seriously, I have no idea, but I can wholeheartedly say -
"Never use toothpaste as a lube for anywhere!!!

Long story, won't go into it, but if it felt like it did in/on my front, I dread to think what it might have felt like back there! :eek:

Ahhh. I wish!


#14 nz male

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Posted September 29 2012 - 07:17 PM

Olive oil is great for anal play - butt you have to get use to it staining what ever sheets / towels you lay on during it thou. There don't seem to be any internal side effects afterwards either except the pleasure / arousal you get.

#15 anonisacat

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Posted September 29 2012 - 07:21 PM

oh……. that's new.

def not something that i'd use.

some sex shops sell lube testers for like 25 cents a pop.

i'd go and get a bunch of them! get some flavored ones, too. hehe ;)

prob well worth the 3 bucks.
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