A word of advice

and Studs are for Glens and Shales...

 

Two...

Always shut the lawnmower off before cleaning the grass chute.

Never take advice from someone who isn't where you want to be.

 

always wash your vegetables with cold water before eating

 

Be very wary of shop teachers who are missing fingers.

 

Don't trade socks with the above poster!.....;-)

 

know your rights!!

 

Just say no

 

Just Say Now

http://justsaynow.firedoglake.com/

 

here's some advice for hitchhikers

especially the one I drove past today

You're way more likely to get picked up if you're not smoking ...a non-smoker will drive right past you because they hate the smell...but they might have stopped if you could have just stood there without lighting up

 

Don't do it!
...unless you want to.

 

If ya like showing your legs off in a short skirt ... just do it! And nuts to anyone who says you're too old, too fat, too this, too that, too anything at all! :mickey:

 

Pop Tarts are flammable.

 

don't open the beer with your teeth. or eye socket.

 

dont drive drunk- -

 

Never hit your mother with a shovel....

 

never give wedgies to people who are twice your size.

 

Try to avoid insulting the mothers of big men with tattoos, it doesn't always end well.

 

If you're going to cheat on your partner' it's probably not very clever to do it with your partner's twin sibling.

 

"Don't be fooled ... again"

 

Never stick a fork into a toaster.