A word of advice

dont pass cruisers doing 130 when the limit is 80

 

don't give a police car the finger unless you have a hidden number plate, a full tank and fast wheels...

 

Don't stick yer pecker in the cig lighter socket.....;-0

 

dont try to kick yourself in the forehead

 

don't test the strength of safety glass 24 floors up

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It is better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees.

 

Duct tape works on everything but ducts.

 

16 foot fence posts in an 8 foot truck box - secure tie-downs + highway speeds = bad idea

 

don't give an 8 year old a BB gun.

 

An opinion can be a fact but a fact is never an opinion.

 

Just because you like green tea, and just because you like coffee, and just because you like hot chocolate, that does NOT mean you should drink them all at once.


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also ..kraft dinner DOES NOT go well with coffee :ack2:

 

Neither does Tilapia fish ._.'

 

Don't eat the brown snow either!....;-)

 

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apple a day keeps the docotor a way

 

Don't put chunks of metal in the microwave.

 

always plan your escape route before you go inside

 

Once you cresp, you just can't splesp

 

snow tires are for areas that get lots of snow