A word of advice

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  1. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    1.) When doing kitchen chemistry, extinguish all flames, sparks and pilot lights. Wear double cartridge respirators, ensure good, aggressive fan/window ventilation, wear chemical-rated gloves and eye goggles at all times. Slow and steady wins the race safely.

    2.) When consuming products of your own kitchen chemistry, always remember: observe, don't judge, accept, smile, love, breath, breath, breath and SURRENDER completely.

    3.) Do NOT be quick to accept your perceptions without further data/questions. Not only are they not real (particles/waves impacting sensory nerves and synesthetically transformed into our perceptions) we have a huge number of prejudices and perceptual filters functioning at all times to keep us on automatic pilot and ensure we do not wake up. Like T. McKenna said, "Culture is not your friend!"
     
  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    "Never fuck a stranger in the ass"
     
  3. Ivana13

    Ivana13 Member

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    If someone backstabs another person to you, you can be sure as hell they are backstabbing you to someone else.
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Never have sex in your mothers house with the door unlocked if she's gone out to see a hockey game and the team sucks.
     
  5. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't suck the whole team.
     
  6. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    When hoping to fall in love for the long term, it is very, very important to fall in love with a mind. No guarantees even with that, but trust me, bodies change, sag and rot. If you fall in love with a mind rather than some skin beauty or perfect genitalia or secondary sexual characteristic, or bank acount or drug stash or whatever, you have a chance for long-term happiness. See Old Hippies thread on What You Miss From Your Youth . . .http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=396967

    Peace & Love,
    Spicey Cat
    Purrrr!
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Dream.
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    vanity is never flattering.
     
  9. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    dont eat yellow snow?

    and

    dont smoke out of plastic bongs and metal pipes!
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    never fart in the shower unless it cant be avoided
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    do not go gentle into that good night
     
  12. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Wake up.
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Never piss on downed power lines as doing so can have side effects.
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    never park your sweet ride in a tight spot with old redneck junk parked on each side
     
  15. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    You don't tug on superman's cape
    You don't spit into the wind
    You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
    And you don't mess around with jim

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQrTGE4wwwA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQrTGE4wwwA
     
  16. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    red means you can't go
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    if you're not sure whether its air or liquid...it's best to hold it in
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    if it ain't broke don't fix it
     
  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't shake yer cola prior to opening....:D
     
  20. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Don't smoke while your puttin' gas in your car....
     

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