A word of advice

EVERYBODY at some point picks their nose...it's what you do NEXT,that defines you.

 

always eat your boogers!

 

assume nothing, expect nothing, explore everything that interests yourself personally that doesn't kill you, never overlook details that might be useful,
don't waste more time then you can avoid on things that don't, imagine everything you might wish to create, create everything that harms nothing.

 

If the tomato you're holding is long and yellow-it ain't a tomato,you muppet!

 

If the lamp posts in your street are no longer the shape they used to be ... check that your car is still the shape it used to be before trying to drive it anywhere

 

Word to the wise . . . . don't be standing in the street beachbum is attempting to park in...

...you may find yourself suddenly wearing a bent lamp post as a hat!

 

Time flys like an arrow
Fruit flys like a banana

 

bums like peaches and tits like cocoanuts too.

but back to one word of advice; visualize
there you go. one word.

 

Ok-one word of advice...


DON'T!

 

.......Love It.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Red touch black safe for jack, red touches yellow kills a fellow.

 

Shout! If you run out of loo roll, it's not worth the scrubbing!

 

....which is why you should ALWAYS wear socks when going for a dump...

y'know-'just in case',like...

 

Get butter or aspread if you buy crackers because friends are coming over..

 

Learn how to shake things off like a dog does.

 

Don't trust any more than coincidentally reapeated 53's or 31's.

 

If you don't want to spend one hour peeling one egg for hard boiled egg...lol.....place boiled eggs in cold water.....crack both ends...then place in ice water for a couple of minutes....and there you have it...

I learned the hard way having to make hard boiled eggs now for the dogs all of the time for their snacks instead of cookies....I don't want any other dog here to get diabetes like Moxy pug has.

 

dont be a pussy

 

don't be a meanie

 

heres some fresh advice

dont assume every post is towards you


it was for pete actually ...lol