A word of advice

Never get a blow job from a cannibal.

 

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

 

dont tell everyone all your sorrows

we dont care

we have enough of our own

 

Don't spend your gross income

 

Before setting off on your path in life, look down and make sure both feet are on the ground.

 

Don't take advice from strangers

 

Don't be dumb.

 

Never smile at a viscous dog.

 

never try to do your eyebrows on shrooms. seriously. lol

 

Never try to do anything on shrooms, or you'll have found you've already done it! ;D

 

Viscous? Or vicious?


Never draw to an inside straight.

 

dont let your clove oil covered finger touch your knob

 

Don't rub your eyes after dicing jalapenos.

 

same if you work at a place and your job of the day is processing/packaging hot capicolas ..been there done that

 

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink.
The years go by, as quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself, Enjoy yourself,
It's later than you think.

 

Don't try to salvage socks with holes in them.

 

it might'nt be the truth just becos ya do

 

Dont ever eat belly button harvestings, however tempting it may seem, its not good for you.

 

When you tell a child "No", never give them a reason other than because you said so.

 

Always throw a firecracker after you light it.