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#1 dwick91

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Posted June 20 2010 - 10:30 PM

Im 19 and ive had a cruch on my aunt since a young age she is 42 and she looks like she is 20 she is tan has a nice ass and nice tits i just want to fuck her so bad.

#2 aljosha

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Posted June 21 2010 - 04:42 AM

So what kind of response do you expect from forum members ? Advice ?
Or you're just announcing that you want to fuck her bad.

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Posted June 21 2010 - 04:51 AM

So what kind of response do you expect from forum members ? Advice ?
Or you're just announcing that you want to fuck her bad.


I suspect a troll :troll:
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Posted June 21 2010 - 05:00 AM

Well, either you have to seduce her or rape her. I recommend the former, but somehow doubt it's an option. If you dislike jail, the safest route is doing nothing.
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Posted June 21 2010 - 05:06 AM

Go out and get yourself a box of wine and some flowers and turn on the charm, maybe ask your mom to see if your aunt feels the same way:rolleyes:

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Posted June 21 2010 - 05:12 AM

Let me put this in perspective for you. She came out of your grandma's womb.- That is all.
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Posted June 21 2010 - 05:18 AM

Good job wild-flowers! :D

#8 dwick91

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Posted June 22 2010 - 01:43 PM

you all would be surprised of what ppl do or what they wanna do out there. dont be so quick to judge i bet theres things about evrybody that they wouldent want other ppl to know about

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Posted June 22 2010 - 01:48 PM

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I could not speak I was in shock
I told my knees to please not knock


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Posted June 22 2010 - 01:49 PM

Let me put this in perspective for you. She came out of your grandma's womb.- That is all.


Are you saying he should try and get the grandma involved too? I'm having trouble following where you are going with that.

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Posted June 22 2010 - 01:54 PM

Are you saying he should try and get the grandma involved too? I'm having trouble following where you are going with that.


I'm trying to make him realise just which branch he would be fucking on the family tree and how ultimately disturbing that is.
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Posted June 22 2010 - 02:26 PM

that is really.. weird. she's not even a distant relative.
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Posted June 22 2010 - 02:30 PM

TRUST ME TROLL

SHE IS RUBBISH ;)








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Posted June 22 2010 - 02:49 PM

you must have a tiny penis, to hump an Ant..
but bear said he put honey on his penis and the ants licked it off.. you should of seen him laying on his back rolling,, it was so funny...it must of tickled.. :)

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Name Apache Rose Peacock
I could not speak I was in shock
I told my knees to please not knock


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Posted June 23 2010 - 08:40 AM

I already fucked his aunt. She's terrible.

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Posted June 23 2010 - 08:48 AM

you all would be surprised of what ppl do or what they wanna do out there. dont be so quick to judge i bet theres things about evrybody that they wouldent want other ppl to know about


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Posted June 23 2010 - 09:05 AM

Im 19 and ive had a cruch on my aunt since a young age she is 42 and she looks like she is 20 she is tan has a nice ass and nice tits i just want to fuck her so bad.


buy a "sleeping" pill for her drink and then you know the rest.

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Posted June 23 2010 - 09:15 AM

:troll: As Forrest Gump would say.. "That's all I gotta say about that."

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Posted June 23 2010 - 09:53 AM

Remember kids Roofies are not a breakfast cereal.

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Posted June 25 2010 - 12:31 AM

Get Her in Bed.

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Posted June 25 2010 - 04:30 AM

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Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!

#22 Vanilla Gorilla

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Posted June 25 2010 - 04:47 AM

Is it just me or does there seem to be a correlation between Incest Thread OPs and bad spelling/grammar

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Posted June 25 2010 - 05:37 AM

Is it just me or does there seem to be a correlation between Incest Thread OPs and bad spelling/grammar


It's no coincidence; there is a correlation between incest and low IQ :eek:


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#24 orison319

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Posted June 25 2010 - 06:00 AM

It's no coincidence; there is a correlation between incest and low IQ :eek:


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Name Apache Rose Peacock
I could not speak I was in shock
I told my knees to please not knock


#25 Reverand JC

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Posted June 25 2010 - 08:21 AM

I suspect at best mild retardation.

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#26 lunarverse

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Posted June 25 2010 - 10:47 AM

I suspect at best mild retardation.

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Imagine their child :eek:
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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#27 Reverand JC

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Posted June 25 2010 - 10:49 AM

Imagine their child :eek:

He'll play a mean banjo.

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#28 lunarverse

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Posted June 25 2010 - 10:52 AM

He'll play a mean banjo.

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lol.

"]YouTube- Deliverance - Banjo Duel
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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#29 Reverand JC

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Posted June 25 2010 - 11:07 AM

^ The 2 funny stories about that scene are that the kid wasn't really playing he had somebody standing behind him playing the banjo through his arms. He was also scared of the actor playing the guitar. That is the reason for the look away at the end of the scene. But it still a classic. Probably one of the scariest movies ever made.

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#30 lunarverse

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Posted June 25 2010 - 11:10 AM

^ The 2 funny stories about that scene are that the kid wasn't really playing he had somebody standing behind him playing the banjo through his arms. He was also scared of the actor playing the guitar. That is the reason for the look away at the end of the scene. But it still a classic. Probably one of the scariest movies ever made.

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Shit, you're the first person I've ever heard say that. Any time I say that people react like, "it wasn't that scary" because they're use to blood and guts movies like Saw. Deliverance was psychologically terrifying. That's funny the kid was scared of the actor. I'd think it would be the other way around.
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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