I built a masturbation machine for men that actually works

when i worked in the e.r. i saw my share of both boys and girls whom, fuck themselves over quite well, due to the homemade sex toys they made from the hardware store.

i, and everyone else i worked with in the the e.r. we learned our lessons quite well about homemade sex toys, from the misfortune of others.:sad:

well, i wish you the best of luck mate with your new sex toy. your in my prayers.
i have seen several guys who turned their dicks into stew meat from hand drills. :svengo:

 

Seems like a jig-saw would work better with its in and out motion. Not that I'd know.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUatnbaNfEo"]YouTube- Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round

 

This one works

 

Now THATS a masturbation machine I wouldn't mind building :drool5:

 

3rd that motion!! Beautifull.

 

and they are frightening...

 

I have wet drill dreams but they were Short..

 

boy, that is amazing. Trust me, it's actually better than one you could give yourself. Get that same bottle that showed you because that bottle has a contoured shape to it which makes it an oscillation. Instead of going perfectly around, it oscillates. It's unreal. Best $75 I've ever spent.

Man, I never thought this was possible. Thank God for new technology.

 

I'm using wet platinum lube now because it's a silicone based lube which wont' dry out. So far so good. No pain in my dick. I think the pain was caused because I was using a smaller tube in the beginning and I hurt myself but this bigger tube, the one listed won't hurt you unless you have like an 8 inch dick or your dick is super wide. If anyone has a better lube, let me know. It has to be silicone based, no more water-based for me.

 

Oh, by the way. I've put the drill in a hole in a cardboard box which makes it safer and easier to use. Get a 1 ft by 1ft cardboard box. Cut a hole in the top for the drill. Put the drill in and then rest it on your lap. It works perfectly and it's even safer to do it this way.

Maybe eventually, I'll make a wooden box for it.

 

So Prey Tell, How Many Guys Lost Part, Or All Of Their Dicks Using The

"Less Than Safe" Prototype Model.......????



Cheers Glen.

 

as long as you duck tape the spade bit, I don't see how you could seriously injure your dick. I can't believe how good this works. I might buy an extra shampoo bottle just to make sure I have backups. lol. It's only $1 bottle.

I'm usually hard to get off. I've had gfs spend an hour jerking me off before.

 

need one that goes back and forth with a vacuum ..

 

If I was a guy and saw that thing coming at me I'm sure it would be an instant soft on. How could you keep a boner with the potential of a drill bit through the end of your knob?

Putting power tools near ya dick just sounds dumb to me and an accident waiting to happen. Tell me you have at least grinded the drill bit off as short as possible, ....that way you'll only mince the head and not the whole shaft.

 

In My Mind, This DIY************** Is A Very "Second Rate" TROLL.

So Lets Just Humour Him, And, With A Bit Of Luck His New Machine

Will Not Only Destroy His Little Wee Wee, But Hopefully The Rest Of Him

As Well.......

Fingers Crossed......



Cheers Glen.

 

least he brought something original.. I mean wtf, most troll and their single post nonsense piss me off.. this one got some subsistence ..

besides can you make a nano one for little ol' me.. Im only 14'' tall..

 

oh doh, I've been suckered have I?

Just thought ya never know since I've known some pretty twisted people, ...one of whom, tried to fuck a squid! Actually, maybe it was a blow job, ... not up on my squid anatomy, .. but saw it with my own eyes (sick lol) including the aftermath when it's teeth, spikes, whatever they are, dug in to his doo doo and he had great trouble getting it off.

We changed his nick name from Jonesy to Squiddly after that

The shit people do in attempt to get off huh, ... guess a drill did not seem too out there to me after sea creatures lol.

 

LIES..LIES..AND MORE LIES... No Australian Would Be That

Stupid...



Cheers Glen.