Posted April 08 2014 - 03:00 PM
Mine was when I was about 18, I had my twin sister staying in my apartment with me for a while till she found her own place. My BF came over one night and we went at it and then passed out. My sister didn't know he was still there in the morning so she flung my bedroom door open, said "Hey!" And then after a short pause she slammed the door. He was sprawled out on his back totally naked and I had managed to slip some covers over me but very little over my ass.
She never said a word till after he left later in the day. Then she said "He has got one loooong shclooong." I laughed my ass off. She hadn't really been with a man yet so it shocked her to find him there, naked and I guess he had a full morning wood goin on.
Just call me Sally, I am not that smart,