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#1 mulliganman

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Posted April 26 2010 - 10:19 AM

For me, it was when i was still in high school (along long long time ago) my girlfriends mom had just left the house so my girlfriend placed a blanket down in the family room cranked up the stereo we got completely naked and started going at it. She was on top riding me and all of a sudden she jumped off me and hid behind the sofa. There I was sporting wood in the middle of the room while her mother is staring straight at me. I flipped to my stomach and grabbed the blanket, but the damage was done. She kept yelling at my girlfriend for what seemed forever. Needless to say every time I saw her mom it was very awkward.

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Posted April 26 2010 - 10:22 AM

That's fucking hilarious though it must have sucked bad.

Mine would probably just be my mom walking in on me having phone sex in my room.

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Posted April 26 2010 - 10:45 AM

I stayed in a hotel one night with my girl and there was a really big jacuzzi-bath in the en-suite, I thought bubble bath would be nice and poured half a bottle in while the bath was filling. when the jets were on the whole area place filled with suds and it was a disaster and my girl went back to the bedroom all pissed off that I made a mess:) So i drained the bath and started trying to bash the suds down with a towel.
There I am, completely naked, covered in suds, smacking big suds everywhere, and my girl comes back in and takes a picture.. Damn that picture!!

#4 mulliganman

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Posted April 26 2010 - 11:07 AM

hope the pic stayed private

#5 moondrizzle

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Posted April 26 2010 - 11:20 AM

hope the pic stayed private


Thats what I'm worried about. It could be floating around the internet for all I know.

#6 sophieclair

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Posted April 26 2010 - 11:21 AM

I stayed in a hotel one night with my girl and there was a really big jacuzzi-bath in the en-suite, I thought bubble bath would be nice and poured half a bottle in while the bath was filling. when the jets were on the whole area place filled with suds and it was a disaster and my girl went back to the bedroom all pissed off that I made a mess:) So i drained the bath and started trying to bash the suds down with a towel.
There I am, completely naked, covered in suds, smacking big suds everywhere, and my girl comes back in and takes a picture.. Damn that picture!!


LMAO that's the number one rule of hot tubs and a jacuzzi is you never put bubbles in unless you're gonna watch it. Don't worry I've done it in mine too.:D

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Posted April 26 2010 - 11:39 AM

in the locker room when everyone saw how unusually large i was.

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Posted April 26 2010 - 11:55 AM

My mum walking in to bring me and my ex a cup of tea one morning, although in fairness we were under the covers so doesnt really count but still walked in on us in the act.

Got a bit of a shock but it wasnt too bad, she just said "dont mind me" and left fairly sharpish.
Although I got the whole "you better not get her pregnant" thing later. She makes sure to remind me of that regularly :rolleyes:

#9 mulliganman

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Posted April 26 2010 - 02:20 PM

If there was no blanket on the bed (For you) however lucky for me I dont have to see my ex-girlfriends Mom everyday.

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Posted April 26 2010 - 02:21 PM

If there was no blanket on the bed (For you) however lucky for me I dont have to see my ex-girlfriends Mom everyday.


Nah it was my mum :p

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Posted April 26 2010 - 02:52 PM

Seriously, on training days each week I have to endure naked guys slapping each others arses and asserting their manliness whilst in the showers.

I find that quite embarrassing, I hate it.

#12 sophieclair

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Posted April 26 2010 - 07:10 PM

Seriously, on training days each week I have to endure naked guys slapping each others arses and asserting their manliness whilst in the showers.

I find that quite embarrassing, I hate it.


Haha try listing to a bunch of bitchy girls complain about how fat they are or what they hate about themselves. I mean seriously last time I check a size three was not considered fat! lol

Hmm I guess my most embarrassing moment while being naked was probably last week in class. I was on a massage table and my teacher came up to me and told me I needed to lose weight. I really want to punch that bitch!

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#13 sidneyisinlove

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Posted April 27 2010 - 02:24 AM

My Dad walked in my bedroom when i was 16, i was naked on my bed with my legs in the air masturbating, so yea that was pretty embarrassing..

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Posted April 27 2010 - 08:33 AM

My Dad walked in my bedroom when i was 16, i was naked on my bed with my legs in the air masturbating, so yea that was pretty embarrassing..

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That has got to be extremely arkward...but kind of hott! I'm sure not to you though...

#15 Barbarella101

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Posted April 27 2010 - 09:17 AM

Havin a little post coital fiddle in a fellas bed after he'd got up and gone 2 work. His mum came in cos she didn't know I was there. Even though under covers it was obvious I was naked and wot I was doing! Nice way 2 meet 4 the 1st time... ha!
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#16 mulliganman

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Posted April 27 2010 - 11:37 AM

My Dad walked in my bedroom when i was 16, i was naked on my bed with my legs in the air masturbating, so yea that was pretty embarrassing..

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Not cool especially at 16! Let me guess never mentioned again! You both want to forget but cant!!!! I have three teenage sons and I knock on every door and wait just to avoid such a thing.:eek:

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Posted April 27 2010 - 12:08 PM

Ooo we got over it after a while, and i also learned to keep my door locked after that haha..

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Posted April 27 2010 - 12:13 PM

There were no cameras present, so you'll be fine! :)

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Posted August 17 2010 - 09:37 PM

I wasn't fully naked but it was bad anyway. I was 14 and my dad walked in on me with a playboy with my pants down with the Ms. September centerfold open.

"I was just reading the articles Dad, I SWEAR!!!"
"No you weren't..

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Posted August 25 2010 - 01:19 AM

OMG! In high-school I was supposed to meet my gf at her house after school. I had a key, let myself in, and waited for her to arrive. I was a little early and was supposed to be alone, so I stretched out on the sofa, unbuttoned my shirt, lowered my pants, and slowly masterbaited. After I had finished, I was shocked to see her mother standing in the dining room doorway staring straight at me. She had quietly watched me for 10 minutes. Without a word she smiled, turned, and walked away. Talk about embarrassed!