Philosophy! mind bending thought-activating quotes and stories!

Post em all here,
I think everyone would enjoy to read some original philosophical quotes.

Ill start:

-Even a clock without batteries is right twice a day.
-If you try to run after two rabbits at the same time, you wont catch neither.
-If a man finds a four leaf clover, but cannot count, is he lucky?
-If a placebo has an effect, is it really that different than the real thing?
-When you walk you don't feel you the ground, you feel your foot feeling the ground.
-The past and future never existed but the present is continuously happening.



Cheers