You're Hired

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Monkey Boy, Nov 4, 2009.

  1. Monkey Boy

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    a stand up comedian
     
  2. Balqis

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    my chauffeur
     
  3. def zeppelin

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    Horror movie writer
     
  4. Monkey Boy

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    Your job is to collect snowflakes as they fall. 10 flakes = penny earned
     
  5. Balqis

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    chimney sweep
     
  6. Monkey Boy

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    a professional icecream cone licker.
     
  7. Balqis

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    professional snot gobbler
     
  8. def zeppelin

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    Peep show floor cleaner
     
  9. Balqis

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    welk boiler
     
  10. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Working for Halls cough drops
     
  11. Balqis

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    your hired to allow me to use your credit cards
     
  12. Monkey Boy

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    you will be a professional hat maker for cats.
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  13. thedope

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    You're hired as my billboard designer.
     
  14. countrygirl

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    You're hired to clean the cat's litter box...
     
  15. Cleansedreality

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    You're hired to eat the shit I cleaned out of said litter box.
     
  16. countrygirl

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    You're hired to give old men sponge baths at the rest home...
     
  17. Om Organizer

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    You're hired to be Tiger Woods' ball girl.
     
  18. Balqis

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    hired to help me fight the time bandits
     
  19. Cleansedreality

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    You're hired to help me solve Cannabis prohibition. :D
     
  20. Balqis

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    your hired to be my punkawallah .
     

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