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#1 longpatrolscout

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Posted September 14 2009 - 07:03 PM

Hey guys i've heard/seen/read a lot about making your own dildo out of different household materials, like playdoh and saran wrap or what not.


let's just say nothing is really "big enough" anymore that i've been using.



someone give me a tutorial on how to make one pweese?

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Posted September 14 2009 - 09:14 PM

Just... Go buy one. If yr underage, go to Spencer's.
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Posted September 15 2009 - 12:22 PM

Sorry I live in the UK, what is Spencer's?

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Posted September 15 2009 - 04:25 PM

my friends made one once as a joke
later on it turned out she really used it


she rolled our playdough to resemble a penis
corona flendulum shaft scrotum n all
then she wrapped the while thing in siran wrap

we used it as like a gag toy for a while
then one day she confessed she puts a condom on that thing and shoves it in her pussy once in a while


idk if i wouldnt advertise useing it
but she made do with wat she had
i agree with toolmaggot
just go buy one.....
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#5 longpatrolscout

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Posted September 16 2009 - 07:31 PM

Just... Go buy one. If yr underage, go to Spencer's.



i am underage and pretty embarrassed to do that

so any other ideas?

#6 PineMan

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Posted September 16 2009 - 10:56 PM

Nothing wrong with the old favourites - Cucumber ... Banana etc.

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Posted September 17 2009 - 08:12 AM

Got a dog? Put some peanut butter in yr asscrack.
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#8 longpatrolscout

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Posted September 17 2009 - 11:30 AM

Got a dog? Put some peanut butter in yr asscrack.



thats too much

come on seriously, no ideas?

#9 Rangle

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Posted September 17 2009 - 11:34 AM

If you cant get satisfied by a large grocery store cucumber...

you may have problems.

luckily, they have squash...

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Posted September 17 2009 - 04:36 PM

Ask yr dad.
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Posted September 17 2009 - 05:35 PM

Ya know, when I see a thread with a title like that, I just GOT to click on it..
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-and instead of saran wrap, try condoms instead. you should be able to get those easily enough.

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Posted September 17 2009 - 09:52 PM

two words...

SUMMER SQUASH

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Posted September 20 2009 - 01:40 AM

try using cotton - just soak it and model it to the size that you want - then let it dry. Roll a condom over and off you go.

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Posted September 20 2009 - 08:06 AM

Nothing wrong with the old favourites - Cucumber ... Banana etc.


Cucumber is better. for safety, a condom is necessary when you insert them in your pussy.
I heard the news that a girl had to go hospital because the cucumber breaked and left in her hole. a condom can prevent that accidents happen.

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Posted September 20 2009 - 10:21 AM

I've seen kits for molding your fave penis on Good Vibrations, or one of the sex-positive company sites.
I'd think that for crafting without a live model, air-hardening clay or a resin molding kit would do.
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Posted September 20 2009 - 11:40 AM

*cough*
http://playaevents.b...laya_event/861/
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http://www.sculpey.c..._supersculp.htm

seems to me you should buy the "firm" variety....

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Posted September 20 2009 - 06:45 PM

i think i would say use a cucumber...u can eat it afterwards lol....
but put a condom on it it might cut u or sumtin wen u keep thrusting it in n out
i would think there be sum friction there...
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Posted September 21 2009 - 06:03 PM

I'm going to start a new company called teendildos.com, and I will specialize in selling dildo-like objects (that don't look like cocks) to young people. I will make a killing and become rich.

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Posted September 21 2009 - 08:22 PM

esp. if you charge old creepy men to log on!
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Posted September 21 2009 - 08:24 PM

Get a lathe and carve one out of wood.

I'm going to start a new company called teendildos.com, and I will specialize in selling dildo-like objects (that don't look like cocks) to young people. I will make a killing and become rich.


No, you will get sued into oblivion almost immediately. After you've paid out your life savings in fines, court costs, and lawyer fees, then you will probably go to prison.

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Posted September 22 2009 - 06:48 PM

Poop in the freezer, then put a condom over it. voila. home made condom

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Posted September 23 2009 - 09:41 PM

No, you will get sued into oblivion almost immediately. After you've paid out your life savings in fines, court costs, and lawyer fees, then you will probably go to prison.

Good luck.

Go look up the word "joke" in the dictionary because you obviously don't know what one is. :rolleyes:

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Posted September 24 2009 - 08:04 AM

I'm going to start a new company called teendildos.com, and I will specialize in selling dildo-like objects (that don't look like cocks) to young people. I will make a killing and become rich.



that would be a site to c lol

esp. if you charge old creepy men to log on!




haha lma soo true...

Poop in the freezer, then put a condom over it. voila. home made condom



i wouod wanna meet the person who actually does that....and shake there hand with a rubber glove on...lol
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Posted September 25 2009 - 08:02 AM

You could melt some wax & pour it into a condom - better still, a long party balloon - they can come in all sorts of shapes. That way the wax would set solid enough for easy penetration, but would soften enough to form to the ideal shape once inside you.

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Posted September 25 2009 - 10:47 PM

Dude. that is far to clever to not have been actually done by you... or you like witnessed it first hand.... :rofl:

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Posted September 26 2009 - 06:06 AM

esp. if you charge old creepy men to log on!


Hey!!! :mad:

Get a lathe and carve one out of wood...


Actually, they make those for health classes to show how to use a condom. They somewhat resemble a penis but are a totally symmetrical little column. "Woody" is what I use for the "normal" staff members' class.

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For the mentally retarded clients I bought a dildo to demonstrate with because they don't have to use abstract thought and also they are less inhibited about seeing the real thing. :p

(And yes, developmentally disabled ppl like sex just like the rest of us)

As for the natural produce, go with cucumbers. I have found bananas to be too mushy like they need viagra or something.

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#27 hippieguy99

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Posted September 26 2009 - 06:55 AM

Shale! You might be a lotta things, but a creepy old man you are not :p

As for a dildo, there's a few things you could use, basically anything phallic-shaped.

(1) You could throw water inside a condom and pop it in the freezer, that ought to make a, ahem, cool dildo if you wouldn't mind the temperature (could be an added thrill for some).

(2) Then there's the fruit & veg category, which was already suggested. Just be sure to cover it with a condom.

(3) Now comes a few things that people might be grossed out by - you could take something inconspicuous like a hairbrush for example and just cover it with a condom.

(4) You could use an empty shampoo bottle, or really any bottle that's avalable, just make sure it isn't glass, and covering it with a condom would be safer.

The bottle design would work better for anyone who wants something bigger, because bottles come in almost every kinda shape and size.

Hope I helped!

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Posted September 26 2009 - 12:53 PM

...The bottle design would work better for anyone who wants something bigger, because bottles come in almost every kinda shape and size...


Y'know, I haven't used deodorant for years so don't know if it is still around but Ban used to have a nice shaped bottle - tho a little small for some ppl. :p

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#29 hippieguy99

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Posted September 26 2009 - 11:06 PM

This is totally off topic, but that's a nice pic :D

Every bottle has different designs, so to the original poster (who's name I forgot :p ) I'd just say experiment with the different designs till you find something that feels right.

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#30 longpatrolscout

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Posted September 29 2009 - 08:23 PM

Thanks guys i think i found what i was looking for!