How to make your own dildo

Hey guys i've heard/seen/read a lot about making your own dildo out of different household materials, like playdoh and saran wrap or what not.


let's just say nothing is really "big enough" anymore that i've been using.



someone give me a tutorial on how to make one pweese?

 

Just... Go buy one. If yr underage, go to Spencer's.

 

Sorry I live in the UK, what is Spencer's?

 

my friends made one once as a joke
later on it turned out she really used it


she rolled our playdough to resemble a penis
corona flendulum shaft scrotum n all
then she wrapped the while thing in siran wrap

we used it as like a gag toy for a while
then one day she confessed she puts a condom on that thing and shoves it in her pussy once in a while


idk if i wouldnt advertise useing it
but she made do with wat she had
i agree with toolmaggot
just go buy one.....

 

i am underage and pretty embarrassed to do that

so any other ideas?

 

Nothing wrong with the old favourites - Cucumber ... Banana etc.

 

Got a dog? Put some peanut butter in yr asscrack.

 

thats too much

come on seriously, no ideas?

 

If you cant get satisfied by a large grocery store cucumber...

you may have problems.

luckily, they have squash...

 

Ask yr dad.

 

Ya know, when I see a thread with a title like that, I just GOT to click on it..

-and instead of saran wrap, try condoms instead. you should be able to get those easily enough.

 

two words...

SUMMER SQUASH

 

try using cotton - just soak it and model it to the size that you want - then let it dry. Roll a condom over and off you go.

 

Cucumber is better. for safety, a condom is necessary when you insert them in your pussy.
I heard the news that a girl had to go hospital because the cucumber breaked and left in her hole. a condom can prevent that accidents happen.

 

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http://www.sculpey.com/Products/products_poly_supersculp.htm

seems to me you should buy the "firm" variety....

 

i think i would say use a cucumber...u can eat it afterwards lol....
but put a condom on it it might cut u or sumtin wen u keep thrusting it in n out
i would think there be sum friction there...

 

I'm going to start a new company called teendildos.com, and I will specialize in selling dildo-like objects (that don't look like cocks) to young people. I will make a killing and become rich.

 

Get a lathe and carve one out of wood.

No, you will get sued into oblivion almost immediately. After you've paid out your life savings in fines, court costs, and lawyer fees, then you will probably go to prison.

Good luck.