Masturbation Poll! ;)

MASTURBATION POLL! Let me say, I rarely "Masturbate." But I love Jerking Off.
Are you male or female? Male
When was the last time you masturbated? Night before last.
Where were you? Love stretching out on the bed. Always playing with myself, not quite the same but close. Usually start off watching porn on the 'puter.
Were you naked? Tee shirt and socks.
How did you do it?
--I have to be careful as I am a major precummer which is great to use as lube but can be really noisy.
--Right handed, use my right hand in the typical fist method. Use my left hand to rub my nips down to my ball sack (gotta rub the nuts, feels great).
Did you have an orgasm? Yes
Was it messy?
--Total mess, always shoot large loads. Went over my head and, yeah, hit my eye. Don't know why, just do. [/B]
--Keep a cumrag on the night stand for easy cleanup.
When do you think you’ll do it again? Today. Leaking precum writing this, so it will be soom.
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MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Male
When was the last time you masturbated? Two day ago
Where were you? In the lounge in front of the laptop
Were you naked? trousers round my ankles
How did you do it? My left hand was stroking my dick while i was watching female mastubation porn movies
Did you have an orgasm? i did
Was it messy? yes it was but i caught it in a tissu
When do you think you’ll do it again? Next time the wife is out

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Male.
When was the last time you masturbated? Last year.
Where were you? On the bed in front of the laptop.
Were you naked? Yeah.
How did you do it? I was stroking my dick changing my hands from time to time and watching lesbian porn.
Did you have an orgasm? Yes, of course!
Was it messy? Yes, I came on to my wrist.
When do you think you’ll do it again? One day perhaps, if I don't have sex for more than a month.

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Male.
When was the last time you masturbated? 30 min ago
Where were you? in front of the PC
Were you naked? No, unbutton the front of my PJ's
How did you do it? Sitting back all relaxed after a shower and thinking of sexual thoughts
Did you have an orgasm? Felt great
Was it messy? Yes it was but I didnt get it on me
When do you think you’ll do it again? Just before I go to bed, so in about 1hr

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Female
When was the last time you masturbated? Last Sunday....my guy didnt show up and my roomate wasnt there too so I had to.
Where were you? In drawing room
Were you naked? No
How did you do it? Was finger fucking myself and playing with my boobs by inserting hand in my top
Did you have an orgasm? No
Was it messy? No
When do you think you’ll do it again? I don't wish to do... i need real sex only

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Male
When was the last time you masturbated? Last night
Where were you? In my bed
Were you naked? Shirt pulled up, pants around my ankles
How did you do it? watching porn, Left hand stroking my cock, left hand playing with my nips
Did you have an orgasm? Yes
Was it messy? not really, pretty normal, all over my hand and belly
When do you think you’ll do it again? If I can't find someone to hang out with, the. I'll do it by myself again tonight.

 

Are you male or female? MALE
When was the last time you masturbated? LAST NIGHT
Where were you? IN BED
Were you naked? YES
How did you do it? WITH MY RIGHT HAND, FOR ABOUT 20mins
Did you have an orgasm? YES
Was it messy? A BIT MESSY YES
When do you think you’ll do it again? ANY TIME NOW, SAME AS EVERY MORNING

 

Are you male or female? Male.
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday.
Where were you? Bathroom.
Were you naked? Yes.
How did you do it? By hand.
Did you have an orgasm? Yes
Was it messy? No; it went down the dumper.
When do you think you’ll do it again? Soon.

 

Male
Last time: Noon (3 hours ago)
Where was I: my bedroom
Where you naked? Pants off shirt on
How did I do it? Hand
Orgasm? Yes
Messy: not really, was a dribbler (;
Ill do it again later on tonight

 

Male
Last Time: Just Now
Location: Basement
Naked?: Down to boxers and socks
How?: Hand
Orgasm?: Yep
Messy?: Nope

Probably tomorrow

 

Are you male or female? Female.
When was the last time you masturbated? About five minutes ago.
Where were you? in my bedroom.
Were you naked? yes
How did you do it? Fingering myself and rubbing my tits
Did you have an orgasm? Yes.
Was it messy? Very
When do you think you’ll do it again? Maybe tonight, this site has gotten me horny.

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Female
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning while on my laptop.
Where were you? In my chair
Were you naked? I had a top on and no panties
How did you do it? 3 fingers and a handheld massager on my clit
Did you have an orgasm? Yes, very much, multiple times
Was it messy? Very much
When do you think you’ll do it again? Tonight for sure.

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Female
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning at 3am
Where were you? In my bed, husband already left for work
Were you naked? absolutely
How did you do it? 2 fingers in pussy while rubbing clit, thinking about doing 69 with my forum fuck friend (you know who you are- so fucking hot)
Did you have an orgasm? yes, 3 times
Was it messy? yes, it was a dripping wet mess
When do you think you’ll do it again? Maybe today at work if I cant wait until later

 

so pretty much a list of dumb people saying shit nobody fucking cares about,
and we are worse off for knowing.

 

Lmao. Way to rain on everyone's parade.

 

yeah, really. why read it then? anyway, I enjoy reading people's masturbation posts, so hot!

 

Lol, I just think it's funny when people gripe about things they're not into. Like someone is forcing them to read it.

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Male
When was the last time you masturbated? this morning, when I woke up
Where were you? in bed
Were you naked? shorts pulled down
How did you do it? watching porn, switching hands
Did you have an orgasm? I twitched like crazy
Was it messy? huge load
When do you think you’ll do it again? in a few minutes

 

MASTURBATION POLL!
Are you male or female? Male
When was the last time you masturbated? A few minutes ago.
Where were you? Here at my computer
Were you naked? No, just unzipped
How did you do it? Always my right hand.
Did you have an orgasm? Yes
Was it messy? Always
When do you think you’ll do it again? Almost every day.