What is your dream job?

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  1. ŞŦėҒĄņ☮

    ŞŦėҒĄņ☮ Member

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    Telling people that I'm the Messiah and having them follow me.....or Starbucks...whichever comes first.
     
  2. Narkaughtix

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    i wanna be a judge. or a pharmacist ha
     
  3. metalgypsy

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    Open a vegan bakery/coffehouse.
     
  4. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    I'd like to be a writer and own a coffee shop.
     
  5. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    A Creative Writer.
     
  6. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    blow job



    oh wait, wrong forums
     
  7. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    whoa whoa whoa you got the two mixed up. bear (man vs wild) is the one that has a camera crew, les (survivorman) is the one that goes out with all the camera equipment and films himself, which is why he always complains because when you see a shot of him climbing up a hill or something he has to do it twice, once on camera then again to go back and get the camera

    as for who would survive? they both would.

    anyway, I think being a top scientists would be awesome, maybe in the field of biology
     
  8. stoned away

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    professional marijuana smoker
     
  9. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLMA08TPUg0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGDn111U3E

    Those 2 songs do a good job of expressing my thoughts on work. I'd love to be able to support myself off of my art, but it's not going to happen in this capitalistic society we live in. I'm going to school to be a plumber since desk jobs fucking suck.

    Edit: And I don't have a dream job, since working a job is not why humans exist...this is just the environment I live in, so I have to adapt. I will also be taking advantage of the black market that our government has created for us to peddle psychedelic mushrooms and cannabis flowers.
     
  10. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Lmao.
     
  11. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i could go for three things:

    seismology major
    trilingual in german/japanese major or
    pagan/shinto major

    i could find a great job with all three of those things..
     
  12. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    i want to run a swamp tour with a bed n breakfast. with some coastal conservation research goin on and stuff..
     
  13. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

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    You've got the two of them confused. Survivorman goes out alone (although he does have a satellite radio if he really gets into trouble-but these things only work half the time).

    It's Bear who goes with a camera crew and got caught getting help from them. They help him build shelters, capture food, place food that he finds, climb, etc. I'm not taking away from what he does-he does some amazing stuff-but he does get help.

    Survivorman is ALONE. What's the longest you've ever been alone for even in civilization. Survivorman is changing his show-he hurt his back in a cross country race and he's had a few too many times filming the show where he had no food.
     
  14. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i love les stroud.
     
  15. King of Zanzabar

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    Brafitter at Victoria's Secret.
     
  16. LSD_Coated_Brain

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    For my perfect job to be possible, weed would have to be legalized, but I think it would be awesome to start the first big scale pot company. I'd get insanely rich and smoke pot all day.
     
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    Peter Griffin... think about it,
     
  19. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    A hard-boiled detective who plays by his own rules
    professional musician
    owner of an independent movie theatre
     
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    carmen electra's vibrator
     

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