(They got little noses/and tiny little teeth/they wear platform shoes/on their nasty little feet") Today it would become a meme; shortness would prevail as an insult.
Haha. My tall friend sings that song to me from time to time. I see more of a pirates vs ninja's outcome. Put some crappy Paint animation to the tune and put it in the right hands, it could still go memely.
Of all people, my mother introduced me to this song, long, long ago. I vote yes if there's a vote. This would amuse me.