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#1 fenderpinky

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Posted January 21 2009 - 02:22 AM

i'm a fan of big anal toys and if anyone likes big toys they know bigger is better... so what can i use to relax the muscles down there?

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Posted January 21 2009 - 02:50 AM

i'm a fan of big anal toys and if anyone likes big toys they know bigger is better... so what can i use to relax the muscles down there?


You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.:rolleyes:

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Posted January 21 2009 - 06:41 AM

You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.:rolleyes:


thats very mature coming from a "super mod"... and just so u know, i dont do it ALL the time so that wouldn't be an issue.

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Posted January 22 2009 - 01:23 AM

You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.:rolleyes:

That's a myth.

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Posted January 22 2009 - 01:37 AM

OH really, a myth huh, well far be it from me to ruin your good time by telling you some true fact.

Just bc I am a SM does not mean I cannot voice my opinion.
I am a Health Care Provider and a little more knowledgable on the subject then you are. I don't care what you do to yourself, but I will post vital information when someone is encouraging ppl to hurt themselves.

And I really don't care if You like it or not. It is my right to post my opinion as well as you, yours.

Your the one being offensive to me.

#6 nakedfeet

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Posted January 22 2009 - 08:42 AM

Guess what? I'm a health care provider as well and it is a MYTH! You poop everyday right? Does your anus stay open or does it close back up? It's a muscle and it stretches when it needs to, and stays closed when it needs to. Is your vagina the same diameter as it was when you gave birth? Is your cervix still dilated and effaced? No, they're not.

No matter how far your stretch your anus it will still stay closed, snug and tight. Now, you can most definitely injure yourself if not done properly - slowly and with lots of lube.

As they say on Mythbusters, BUSTED!

#7 sith1

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Posted January 22 2009 - 11:57 AM

Lol

You Said "poop"

#8 shameless_heifer

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Posted January 22 2009 - 01:44 PM

What exits your poopshoot is normal, things going in is not normal and will cause spastic colon and will cause your muscles to stop working properly. Believe what you want, it makes no difference to me what you do to your own body.

Furthermore, if you were Really a health care provider you would know better then what you just posted.

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Posted January 22 2009 - 01:48 PM

BTW I don't know of any health care providers who show cock pix, and urs is so small I'd think you'd be embarrssed to hold it in ur hand. CREEP!!!!!

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Posted January 22 2009 - 03:14 PM

Health care providers as authority on buttholes? ROTFLMAO!!!!

(((((gather yourself,Zen))))) Sorry.....how do I put this?...hmmm....ah...just tell it like it is!
I worked in porn. If you cram enough things up there and too often you will lose muscle control. I've had anal sex with women whose assholes were open the size of a quarter even before entry and when you finish it takes quite a while for it to even begin to close.
There is, of course, a big difference between the average sexual adventurer and a sex professional. Still, I would be careful and remember: All things in moderation!

As they say on Mythbusters, BUSTED!

NOT!

BTW I don't know of any health care providers who show cock pix

Yea, it IS kinda strange, SH. But....fragile male ego...low self esteem...immaturity.

Speaking of immaturity....nice pix 8ball...hate to burst your bubble. Mine's bigger and prettier and I have nice plump testes and I'm right proud of my black and silver pubes AND I don't need to hold it up....it stands on its own.
I can't stand myself for that...too funny.

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#11 The Lone Wolf

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Posted January 23 2009 - 12:31 AM

Wow. You'd think people in their fifties would be more mature.

#12 shameless_heifer

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Posted January 23 2009 - 03:38 AM

Well Wolf,
I cannot speak for you, but only for myself and what I know to be TRUE. As someone that does give a fuck.

I would not want one of our little flowers to try something that could and will harm them. It is only fair to put a warning label on it. One should be aware of any potential danger that may be involved in certain areas of sex play. Wouldnt you agree?

I would think ppl would want to read the drivers manual before getting behind the wheel.. less accidents that way.

If you consider that being immature so be it.

Live and Learn
sh

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Posted January 23 2009 - 07:37 AM

Wow, what's with the personal attacks? Do you guys realize that Physicians are normal people too? We're no different than anybody else. Secondly, I never claimed mine was the biggest or larger than yours or anyone else. I also stand by my statement that it is a myth that the anus will lose its ability to properly function after repeated stretching.

I agree with Wolf. Aren't you older ones supposed to be more mature? I won't even get into the harassing message that this supposed moderator left for me!

#14 zencoyote

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Posted January 23 2009 - 09:28 AM

Don't take it so hard (pun intended)....It was a joke. Freakin' MDs and their bedside manner! (another joke)

You may well be an MD but I probably have experienced more bungholes than you. LOL
Unless you're a Proctologist....then I must defer.

Hey, are you one of those doctors who, while doing a prostate exam, just jam the old latex finger up there and poke around? That fuckin' hurts!! I have a tattoo near my rectum that reads, "EXIT ONLY"....damn drs can't read!!!

So, what is the significance of showing "soft and hard" in your profile?
Looked like advertising to me....so I decided to play.

Take it easy, Doc. 2 Sertraline might do you some good.

JUST FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!

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#15 The Lone Wolf

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Posted January 24 2009 - 01:28 AM

I would not want one of our little flowers to try something that could and will harm them. It is only fair to put a warning label on it. One should be aware of any potential danger that may be involved in certain areas of sex play.

Your initial post didn't come off as a helpful precaution ("Have fun destroying your rectum"), but as some mean-spirited wishful thinking from a puritanical homophobe.

Your later posts only got worse (looking into a person's profile so you can insult their penis? Really?). That is something I most certainly do consider immature.

#16 shameless_heifer

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Posted January 24 2009 - 03:49 AM

It would be a different matter if your pic were behind closed doors, but it's on your PUBLIC profile. Which to me seems more immature then anything I have said.

Furthermore your mannerisums/typing/speach do not dictate any proffessional training in the slightest. Anyone can SAY they are this and that, but the proof lays in the pudding, and your pudding has lumps in it.

#17 nakedfeet

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Posted January 24 2009 - 11:09 AM

At least I can spell "professional", "speech" and "mannerisms", geesh!

#18 shameless_heifer

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Posted January 25 2009 - 12:24 AM

Firefox spells it how it wants to spell, it is out of my hands. I think it is Swedish or something, definatly not english

T/Y for removing your album from public view nakedfeet.:)

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Posted January 25 2009 - 12:45 AM

Lone Wolf,
I did not go to nakedfeet's profile to look at his penis, most ppl dont put cock pix on their album covers, it's against the guidelines and I am here to enforce the guidelines.

This IS NOT A PORN Site. When I see porn in public in here I will make an issue of it. It's not good for the site.

Being a member of Hip Forums is a privilege and not a Right. Some ppl abuse this privilege for their own agenda.

Dont go messin' around
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Posted January 25 2009 - 01:02 AM

Nakedfeet, I will go to the mat with you on this one. Your giving BAD ADVISE. I urge ppl to look before you leap, do some research on the subject and do not listen to self proclaimed health care providers, myself included. Always question and look it up, do some research, find out the truth before you just go along with someone else agenda.

You will not find any collaborating evidence to confirm that anal sex is safe and does no harm to the body. LOOK > www.wikipedia.org/wik/Anal_sex

I don't have much respect for medical doctors anyway. Not that I believe for one instance that nakedfeet is a doctor. Doctors are not healers, just glorified pill pushers who think themselves supream.

I am through with this issue, it's over. Thanks for doing the right thing.
sh

Edited by shameless_heifer, January 25 2009 - 01:33 AM.


#21 jia

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Posted January 25 2009 - 01:41 AM

While the condition SH discussed in her first post is not exactly very plausible there are risks when having anal sex, especially if you're doing it wrong. Of course, there are similar risks when having any other kind of sexual activities as well -- boys can have a penile fracture when being too vigorous in normal sex and there are countless other ways you can injure or even sometimes kill yourself during sex, too many to enumerate in this post. The thrust of my post, if you'll pardon a pun, is if the object of your life is to remove all risk then you will probably not have a very fulfilling life. It is possible to minimize risks and still enjoy all of these activities -- it's not something I do every day for example but sometimes there is nothing better than a nice cock in my ass. :cool:

BTW, I'm not a doctor either -- I'm a chemist.

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Posted January 25 2009 - 04:26 AM

T/Y for removing your album from public view nakedfeet.:)


I didn't.

If you did, you better scan all the other public pics on this forum which contain what you call pornography and remove those too.

If it wasn't you, whichever moderator did should do the same. I've seen real pornography in public profiles on this forum, including bodies covered in semen. What the hell makes a penis pornographic? So much for "free speech" on this forum!

By the way, as MOST people know, Wikipedia is open source and should never be quoted or used for serious research. I could go there now and write whatever I want.

#23 shameless_heifer

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Posted January 25 2009 - 06:04 AM

OK I said I wouldn't but I can't help myself.

What part of your penis is speaking for it to be entitled free speech. This is not a porn site.

There are tons of other sites on the effects of anal intercourse, it was just one of many. The links in the wiki do cite authentic publications on subject material.

Are you trying to discredit me? I do have certification to back up my claims. Do You.

Impersonating a physician is illegal esp giving out advise as an M.D.

DOCs or STFU

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Posted January 26 2009 - 04:05 AM

I dont go cruising for porn, but when I stumble up on it, I have no choice but to remove/report it. I reported it and what was done was done. Get over it.

If you don't like the guidelines, you dont have to stay/play. If you dont like me, big deal, I can live with it.

Harassment is annoying someone over and over. This is not harassment. It's a disagreement. I dont believe nakedfeet is a MD. I think he is lying and giving out medical advise with no cerifacation.

Furthermore, there are minors on the site and nude pix in public is against the guidelines. CASE CLOSED!!

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Posted January 26 2009 - 04:43 AM

Meh.. Who cares let him stick a bowling ball up his ass.. It's his ass sooner than later he will have to shit in the bath tub.. Anyway have fun with and it could be a good way to never have constipation again !!!

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