Public Masturbation

Has anyone very rubbed on off in public, and if so where?


Or

Do you want to rub one off in public, and if so where?



I have jerked, at home of course, in the car (yes driving down the road), at work, and while out hiking. I know everyone is going to think I'm a nut but I would love to jerk one off in a government building.

 

I take my pocket pussy where ever I go. It's like a Visa Card, don't leave home w/o it.

 

sometimes... haha.. once on a bus.. it got stuck in traffic n the vibrations were makin me really horny... n sittin behind the reception desk in the hostel wher i work.. but nearly got caught out

 

Not sure if this counts, but I was riding my motorcycle up the coast on a really beautiful hot day last year, stupidly (for safety reasons) i was wearing shorts and im a freeballer. Well my dick got caught in the fabric folds and the wind was rushing against the pant leg and up the inside, before i knew i was busting a load. I had to slow down as I was cumming , i almost lost control of the bike. but DAMN that was an awesome cum!

peace

 

I've wanked in places like the park before... but I was sure to be in a nice hidden place.

 

I have in my car cause i love the vibrations of the car!!!OHHH getting wet just thinkin of it.

 

OOHH, that reminds me, I was on an old bus once, on the way home from the local shopping center. everytime the bus stopped, it would heavly vibrate, and as I was sitting at the back, I was right next to the engine - OMG!!! that felt GOOD!!

I didn't want to get off... but I did - and run home - and bash one out!!!

 

i wanked in bono's hotel and in a paris holtel. tv there is just porn! no simpsons, no news. porn!

 

Eh never really in public yet, but in school I get sooooo fuckign horny its sooo bad....its so weird in class i can jerkoff 4 5 times a fucking hour lol...it just gets me horny lookin at all the hot girls thongs n shit, and being ive been with half of them makes it all the better...

but of course u can never get what u REALLY want, which menas i havent gotten witt he girl i like...damn it... lol

 

I have actually jacked off in a classroom

 

Me too, (well, not jack off, but you know what I mean...) back when I was 18, in my Macroeconomics class. I was totally bored, and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Restrooms were also a favorite. I've gotten over that kind of stuff though... I've settled down in my old age.

But, DUDE, it's so strange that this thread started today, because on Tuesday, I was freaked out, because the dude sitting next to me on the bus started touching himself sitting right next to me! He was old, and crazy, and he kept looking over at me... I thought I was gonna puke.

I realized that I had my backpack on my lap, blocking him from the everyone else's view, 'cause he had the window seat, so I put it on the floor next to my feet, and he got "deer int he headlights syndrome" big ol' stiffy in his hands and everything. ROFL!!!

 

i have this urge to go out and jerk off now. maybe tommorow in class. mmm class

 

wow, a bike...nice picture...lol but yea, i havent yet, but i plan too...just havent been the right time/place yet

 

I once jacked off on a hammick in my friends backyard when I was stoned.
And once in an outdoor hotel swimming pool

 

The only public place I can recall masturbating is the bathroom.

 

When I was in college, there was a park I would go to to get some sun.
There usually wouldn't be anyone in the area that I laid out in, so a couple
times I got totally naked and stroked off.

Really wish someone would have caught me.

 

I shook one off in the library. It went all over the Shakespeare book i was reading!! I got...



^ Thats me in the pic btw Laydeez

 

LOL LOL LOL
I have to say...this is one of the funniest things I've EVER HEARD!!!

The visual picture I have in my head...I'm gonna have to use it when I'm listening to my boss prattling along on one of his tyraids!!!

Thanx for the ammo, Bro

 

Update:


My boss has been on vacation all week and I just got back from rubbing one off in his office, I let it lose in the corner and left it. I must say it's kinda weird but the thought of him sitting his nerdy ass in his office on Monday after I just jerked one out on Friday makes me laugh. Am I sick or what.

 

What a mental picture I got from that! lol