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#1 nohelmetlaws

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Posted September 21 2004 - 08:09 AM

Has anyone very rubbed on off in public, and if so where?


Or

Do you want to rub one off in public, and if so where?



I have jerked, at home of course, in the car (yes driving down the road), at work, and while out hiking. I know everyone is going to think I'm a nut but I would love to jerk one off in a government building.

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Posted September 21 2004 - 08:18 AM

I take my pocket pussy where ever I go. It's like a Visa Card, don't leave home w/o it.




Has anyone very rubbed on off in public, and if so where?


Or

Do you want to rub one off in public, and if so where?



I have jerked, at home of course, in the car (yes driving down the road), at work, and while out hiking. I know everyone is going to think I'm a nut but I would love to jerk one off in a government building.



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Posted September 21 2004 - 09:39 AM

sometimes... haha.. once on a bus.. it got stuck in traffic n the vibrations were makin me really horny... n sittin behind the reception desk in the hostel wher i work.. but nearly got caught out :eek:
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Posted September 21 2004 - 11:59 AM

Has anyone very rubbed on off in public, and if so where?


Or

Do you want to rub one off in public, and if so where?



I have jerked, at home of course, in the car (yes driving down the road), at work, and while out hiking. I know everyone is going to think I'm a nut but I would love to jerk one off in a government building.


Not sure if this counts, but I was riding my motorcycle up the coast on a really beautiful hot day last year, stupidly (for safety reasons) i was wearing shorts and im a freeballer. Well my dick got caught in the fabric folds and the wind was rushing against the pant leg and up the inside, before i knew i was busting a load. I had to slow down as I was cumming , i almost lost control of the bike. but DAMN that was an awesome cum!

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Posted September 21 2004 - 01:39 PM

I've wanked in places like the park before... but I was sure to be in a nice hidden place.

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Posted September 21 2004 - 02:33 PM

I have in my car cause i love the vibrations of the car!!!OHHH getting wet just thinkin of it.
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Posted September 21 2004 - 02:38 PM

I have in my car cause i love the vibrations of the car!!!OHHH getting wet just thinkin of it.

OOHH, that reminds me, I was on an old bus once, on the way home from the local shopping center. everytime the bus stopped, it would heavly vibrate, and as I was sitting at the back, I was right next to the engine - OMG!!! that felt GOOD!!

I didn't want to get off... but I did - and run home - and bash one out!!!

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Posted September 21 2004 - 08:38 PM

i wanked in bono's hotel and in a paris holtel. tv there is just porn! no simpsons, no news. porn!

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Posted September 22 2004 - 06:20 PM

Eh never really in public yet, but in school I get sooooo fuckign horny its sooo bad....its so weird in class i can jerkoff 4 5 times a fucking hour lol...it just gets me horny lookin at all the hot girls thongs n shit, and being ive been with half of them makes it all the better...

but of course u can never get what u REALLY want, which menas i havent gotten witt he girl i like...damn it... lol

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Posted September 23 2004 - 04:40 AM

I have actually jacked off in a classroom

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Posted September 23 2004 - 04:54 AM

I have actually jacked off in a classroom


Me too, (well, not jack off, but you know what I mean...) back when I was 18, in my Macroeconomics class. I was totally bored, and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Restrooms were also a favorite. I've gotten over that kind of stuff though... I've settled down in my old age. :rolleyes:

But, DUDE, it's so strange that this thread started today, because on Tuesday, I was freaked out, because the dude sitting next to me on the bus started touching himself sitting right next to me! He was old, and crazy, and he kept looking over at me... I thought I was gonna puke.

I realized that I had my backpack on my lap, blocking him from the everyone else's view, 'cause he had the window seat, so I put it on the floor next to my feet, and he got "deer int he headlights syndrome" big ol' stiffy in his hands and everything. ROFL!!!

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Posted September 23 2004 - 09:27 AM

i have this urge to go out and jerk off now. maybe tommorow in class. mmm class
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Posted September 23 2004 - 03:00 PM

Not sure if this counts, but I was riding my motorcycle up the coast on a really beautiful hot day last year, stupidly (for safety reasons) i was wearing shorts and im a freeballer. Well my dick got caught in the fabric folds and the wind was rushing against the pant leg and up the inside, before i knew i was busting a load. I had to slow down as I was cumming , i almost lost control of the bike. but DAMN that was an awesome cum!

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wow, a bike...nice picture...lol but yea, i havent yet, but i plan too...just havent been the right time/place yet :p

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Posted September 23 2004 - 03:10 PM

I once jacked off on a hammick in my friends backyard when I was stoned.
And once in an outdoor hotel swimming pool
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Posted September 24 2004 - 05:17 AM

The only public place I can recall masturbating is the bathroom.
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Posted September 24 2004 - 05:42 AM

When I was in college, there was a park I would go to to get some sun.
There usually wouldn't be anyone in the area that I laid out in, so a couple
times I got totally naked and stroked off.

Really wish someone would have caught me.

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Posted September 24 2004 - 08:25 AM

I shook one off in the library. It went all over the Shakespeare book i was reading!! I got...

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Posted September 24 2004 - 10:03 AM

my dick got caught in the fabric folds and the wind was rushing against the pant leg and up the inside, before i knew i was busting a load. I had to slow down as I was cumming , i almost lost control of the bike. but DAMN that was an awesome cum! peace


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#19 nohelmetlaws

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Posted September 24 2004 - 10:27 AM

Update:


My boss has been on vacation all week and I just got back from rubbing one off in his office, I let it lose in the corner and left it. I must say it's kinda weird but the thought of him sitting his nerdy ass in his office on Monday after I just jerked one out on Friday makes me laugh. Am I sick or what.

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Posted September 24 2004 - 10:37 AM

What a mental picture I got from that! lol



Update:


My boss has been on vacation all week and I just got back from rubbing one off in his office, I let it lose in the corner and left it. I must say it's kinda weird but the thought of him sitting his nerdy ass in his office on Monday after I just jerked one out on Friday makes me laugh. Am I sick or what.



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Posted September 24 2004 - 11:01 AM

Update:


My boss has been on vacation all week and I just got back from rubbing one off in his office, I let it lose in the corner and left it. I must say it's kinda weird but the thought of him sitting his nerdy ass in his office on Monday after I just jerked one out on Friday makes me laugh. Am I sick or what.


My boss is on vacation TOO!!! He's due back Monday...Hmmmmm...;)
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Posted September 24 2004 - 11:35 AM

I'd love to be able to wank in my bosses office.... hang on, I work for myself.... I'm my own boss.... and my bedroom is my office.... - w00t, i've wanked in my bosses office too :D LOL

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#23 Qita Wita

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Posted September 24 2004 - 12:53 PM

I'd love to be able to wank in my bosses office.... hang on, I work for myself.... I'm my own boss.... and my bedroom is my office.... - w00t, i've wanked in my bosses office too :D LOL


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Posted September 24 2004 - 10:01 PM

one time at band camp
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just kidding

i rubbed off in the middle of a ben harper show
he's just too damn cute!
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Posted October 03 2004 - 08:00 PM

Middle of a classroom, constantly! Math class was always so boring for me in high school. And the teacher's voice was always so drony. I would fall asleep. He would yell at me to wake up. So after a few days of falling asleep and being told to wake up, I did what any intelligent, self-loving, girl would do. I played with the little man in the canoe, and I kept myself awake through every math class I had from freshman year, until my last math class my junior year.

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Posted October 03 2004 - 08:10 PM

in class all the time...i was so bored and i mean i always thought i was strange but guess not! go me. also i try to make it a point to do it when ever i go somewhere. i have done it up north, in this random motel, ohio, 3 different parks, girlfriends house, bestfriends house...the list goes on

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Posted October 04 2004 - 08:50 PM

In an adult bookstore I go to sometimes. I'll go into a private booth, drop my jeans down around my ankles, and watch a straight video while the guys on each side of me watch me masturbating. It is kind of neat to get off while watching a pussy video while gay guys are begging you to let them suck you off and telling you how bad they want your cum in their mouth. I always shoot my dick snot on the floor.

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Posted October 10 2004 - 07:02 PM

I've done it in the bathrooms in different buildings around campus, and in my car sometimes. I masterbated in the tent with my friend, and my friend's cousin while we were camping one time. They had no idea. That's as public as I've gone.

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Posted November 03 2005 - 12:47 AM

One time in my senior year of high school, we had a substitute teacher in religion class, and all the lights were turned off because we were watching a video. I just felt like I it was the perfect opportunity and I had to. I had two good friends sitting right next to me and everyone else in the class was farther ahead of us. It took me almost the whole class period to finish though because i was so nervous that i might get caught it was hard to keep it up. I didnt have a kleenex so i just used a pice of notebook paper. it was horrible.
hehehe. those were fun times at catholic high school because i was just such a weirdo...
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Posted November 04 2005 - 03:46 PM

When I was in college, there was a park I would go to to get some sun.
There usually wouldn't be anyone in the area that I laid out in, so a couple
times I got totally naked and stroked off.

Really wish someone would have caught me.


that turned me on...
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