Try and guess what the next forumer is going to post

Nuh-uh!

A recipe.

 

For pizza...ermmmmm no! Lol

A kinky story

 

I don't post kinky stories on the open boards. You'll have to PM me if ya want one of them.

A piece of inane drivel?

 

damn your good. by the way, my cats breath smells like cat food.

how much they paid for their last car.

 

Nope...how could I know what I'll be paying for my last car. I'm sure I'll buy at least one more before I die, or get too old to drive. Who knows how much car prices will go up before then.

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Their credit card information?

 

3475530076338900 .387. 08/17


A quote from comedian Tony white.

 

Reveals the contents of 100 never before seen Dead Sea Scrolls which include Daniel prophesying the rise of Antichrist



Hotwater

 

Unfortunately I am not allowed to share that.


Next poster will explain how climate change is a hoax.

 

close, i cant prove its a hoax or not but i can say that al gore made that movie and became more popular than he ever was. he could easily have ran for president and won with the weak competition around 8 years ago. so he was in a position where he could actually have done something about global warming and did absolutely nothing but talk about it. you can make your own conclusions on the conspiracy there.

gonna tell us what beer he is drinking, or what wine she is drinking.

 

coffee



Tyrsonswood



and i predict it will be something grumpy


or maybe it will be someone else explaining why tires dont get heavier if you pump extra pounds of air into them

 

fuck you

fuck you too

 

man i was way off on my prediction

guess i dont get this games premise

 

you were half right, i said something grumpy, you just guessed the wrong person.

there are lots of dick posts today

 

Not from me,sorry you can stop looking now!

What they are going to eat today?

 

was coming to look to see what complaints you had.

some sort of poem

 

"I struggled to carry twelve crates of beer,cost just 10c per can-I might have a can or two,the rest are for p/fan"

A funny story about the time they farted under the duvet...

 

i might try to fake that i was gonna say something about that...honestly though? i have no idea what a duvet is.

will explain what a duvet is.

 

Well, it's that big mahusive pillow you stick in a very awkward cover, then chuck it over yourself in bed at night! Or ....oh never mind..

Someone explain a duvet day to pen please...lol

 

someone explain a duvet DAY to me too please. i thought a duvet was just another name for bed cover, the thing like a blanket but not a blanket that's big enough to hide the whole bed so you don't have to tuck in the covers when you get up but can be used as an extra blanket to keep warm on cold winter nights. from which my wild guess would be a duvet day being something like a snow day, when no one has to go in to work or school because the roads and streets haven't been plowed and are burried under 12 feet of snow. and so you stay in bed under as many covers as you can find because the power is off and its too damd cold to do anything else.

someone will tell me i shouldn't talk about things i don't know, but then why would i be here?

 

Well,that one's EASY to answer,themnax...if you only talked about things you know,you'd never make president!

Next poster will compare Trump's hairstyle with Kim Jung il's...and think "oh dear".....