how to finger yourself in the ass

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by balla33559, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. balla33559

    balla33559 Member

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    how do u finger urself in the ass? Ive been trying but da hole doesn't seem big enough. And ive heard dat it feels good so I wanna try. Please help!! Thanks :) and does it hurt? And I'm only 13 is dat weird? I'm a guy too but I'm not gay
     
  2. MaryJBlaze

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    I would use a banana if I were you, much more enjoyable, AND you can eat it when you're done!!
     
  3. DancingBears64

    DancingBears64 Member

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    eww Mary don't be telling a 13 year old to eat a banana after it was occupying your butt hole! hahaha
     
  4. misselissajayne

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    it doesnt hurt, but it feels extremely uncomfortable... at first.
    ide suggest wait a few years lol
     
  5. mikem117

    mikem117 Ol Dirty Bastard

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    yea you might be gay
     
  6. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    prostate massages are not gay, mike

    they are extremely healthy for all guys

    and they can make you orgasm 4x better
     
  7. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    Fingers are for novices son. This will work much better.

    Go out to your Dad's garage and get a hacksaw and a broom. Cut about 8 inches off the broom handle. Put the saw and broom back where you got them.

    Go find your Mom's body wash or lotion and slather it all over the rounded end of the broom handle. Go to your room, open the window slightly, insert the cut end of the broom handle and shut the window on it to hold it in place.

    Now disrobe completely. Go to the opposite side of your room from the window. Face away from the window, bend over slightly and start running backward. After a few practice runs you should be able to ram the broom handle up your poop chute. Repeat and enjoy.
     
  8. deleted

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    no need to ruin the broom. Take whole broom and lay it under a mattress.. the bristle part under the bed and leave the end hang out. Get on you knees and back into it..

    get another broom handle and stick it in your mouth and there you go.....

    you should let both brooms get action though so they dont fly off in jealously..
     
  9. DancingBears64

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    HAHAHA I love you guys.. man, you're funny as shit LOL
     
  10. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    Go to the ANAL forum, look around.
     
  11. MaryJBlaze

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    this would've been my second suggestion:D
     
  12. MaryJBlaze

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    see...already asked
     
  13. JasonWhatever

    JasonWhatever Guest

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    i tried it today, and i am 13 yr old boy 2, i actually think we are kinda gay now, haha but i tried it with a condom, first it feels weird, and then it felt good, but when i pulled it out i felt like i was crapping out my own finger:$:)
     
  14. inexperiencedgirl

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    You're too young balla! Stick on rubbing ur penis.. for the mean time
     

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