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#1 balla33559

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Posted August 17 2008 - 05:32 PM

how do u finger urself in the ass? Ive been trying but da hole doesn't seem big enough. And ive heard dat it feels good so I wanna try. Please help!! Thanks :) and does it hurt? And I'm only 13 is dat weird? I'm a guy too but I'm not gay

#2 MaryJBlaze

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Posted August 17 2008 - 05:39 PM

I would use a banana if I were you, much more enjoyable, AND you can eat it when you're done!!

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Posted August 17 2008 - 05:46 PM

eww Mary don't be telling a 13 year old to eat a banana after it was occupying your butt hole! hahaha
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Posted August 17 2008 - 06:36 PM

it doesnt hurt, but it feels extremely uncomfortable... at first.
ide suggest wait a few years lol

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Posted August 17 2008 - 07:00 PM

yea you might be gay
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Posted August 17 2008 - 07:01 PM

prostate massages are not gay, mike

they are extremely healthy for all guys

and they can make you orgasm 4x better

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Posted August 18 2008 - 03:09 AM

Fingers are for novices son. This will work much better.

Go out to your Dad's garage and get a hacksaw and a broom. Cut about 8 inches off the broom handle. Put the saw and broom back where you got them.

Go find your Mom's body wash or lotion and slather it all over the rounded end of the broom handle. Go to your room, open the window slightly, insert the cut end of the broom handle and shut the window on it to hold it in place.

Now disrobe completely. Go to the opposite side of your room from the window. Face away from the window, bend over slightly and start running backward. After a few practice runs you should be able to ram the broom handle up your poop chute. Repeat and enjoy.

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Posted August 18 2008 - 03:21 AM

no need to ruin the broom. Take whole broom and lay it under a mattress.. the bristle part under the bed and leave the end hang out. Get on you knees and back into it..

get another broom handle and stick it in your mouth and there you go.....

you should let both brooms get action though so they dont fly off in jealously..


 

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Posted August 18 2008 - 09:17 AM

HAHAHA I love you guys.. man, you're funny as shit LOL
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Posted August 18 2008 - 09:30 AM

Go to the ANAL forum, look around.
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#11 MaryJBlaze

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Posted August 18 2008 - 12:11 PM

Fingers are for novices son. This will work much better.

Go out to your Dad's garage and get a hacksaw and a broom. Cut about 8 inches off the broom handle. Put the saw and broom back where you got them.

Go find your Mom's body wash or lotion and slather it all over the rounded end of the broom handle. Go to your room, open the window slightly, insert the cut end of the broom handle and shut the window on it to hold it in place.

Now disrobe completely. Go to the opposite side of your room from the window. Face away from the window, bend over slightly and start running backward. After a few practice runs you should be able to ram the broom handle up your poop chute. Repeat and enjoy.



this would've been my second suggestion:D

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#12 MaryJBlaze

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Posted August 19 2008 - 05:50 PM

see...already asked

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Posted March 23 2011 - 10:48 AM

how do u finger urself in the ass? Ive been trying but da hole doesn't seem big enough. And ive heard dat it feels good so I wanna try. Please help!! Thanks :) and does it hurt? And I'm only 13 is dat weird? I'm a guy too but I'm not gay


i tried it today, and i am 13 yr old boy 2, i actually think we are kinda gay now, haha but i tried it with a condom, first it feels weird, and then it felt good, but when i pulled it out i felt like i was crapping out my own finger:$:)

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Posted March 25 2011 - 08:29 AM

You're too young balla! Stick on rubbing ur penis.. for the mean time