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Posted July 16 2008 - 06:24 AM

I've got a bottle of clean piss that I was supposed to use yesterday, but didn't. They are making me come in today now, so I'm kind of worried if it'll still work.

I don't know if I'll even get drug tested, but will the piss I have already still be good to use the next today or does that shit go bad?

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Posted July 16 2008 - 06:25 AM

I didn't realize there was an expiration date when regarding urine...

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Posted July 16 2008 - 06:26 AM

i wouldn't drink it anymore, but i suspect it's still urine as far as testing goes

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Posted July 16 2008 - 06:40 AM

Why are you assuming I'm going to drink urine?

I'm using it to test clean for a job that may test me this afternoon.
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Posted July 16 2008 - 06:50 AM

Because than undies wouldn't be alone in the partaking of sipping on urine...

don't worry undies, I drink urine too...

wouldn't hurt to use it I guess...

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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:01 AM

Because than undies wouldn't be alone in the partaking of sipping on urine...

don't worry undies, I drink urine too...

wouldn't hurt to use it I guess...

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enough trolling my thread up shroomy. Jeez lou-ez.
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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:03 AM

:(..sorry, didn't realize this was such a great thread anyways...wow, look at all the replies!!!

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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:08 AM

Not intended to be a "great" thread (whatever that means). Just want info on if urine will expire, or go bad after a certain period of time.

If not, I'ma need to make some quick phone calls.

EDIT - I forgot there was a stoner forum just for this, I'll post it there to
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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:20 AM

Its just a job interview, I wouldnt be afraid, the most the can say is "you didnt get the job"
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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:22 AM

when i failed my drug test they made me drink the leftover urine :sad:

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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:29 AM

when i failed my drug test they made me drink the leftover urine :sad:


Same thing happened to me when I got trapped in a mine shaft
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Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit. It was now Mid-August which meant he had
been separated from Marsha for more than two months. Two months, and all he had
to show was three dog-eared letters and two very expensive long-distance phone
calls. True, when school had ended and she'd returned to Wisconsin, and he to
Locust, Pennsylvania, she had sworn to maintain a certain fidelity. She would
date occasionally, but merely as amusement. She would remain faithful.
But lately Waldo had begun to worry. He had trouble sleeping at night and when
he did, he had horrible dreams. He lay awake at night, tossing and turning
underneath his pleated quilt protector, tears welling in his eyes as he
pictured Marsha, her sworn vows overcome by liquor and the smooth soothing of
some neanderthal, finally submitting to the final caresses of sexual oblivion.
It was more than the human mind could bear.
Visions of Marsha's faithlessness haunted him. Daytime fantasies of sexual
abandon permeated his thoughts. And the thing was, they wouldn't understand how
she really was. He, Waldo, alone understood this. He had intuitively grasped
every nook and cranny of her psyche. He had made her smile. She needed him, and
he wasn't there (Awww...).

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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:31 AM

The temperature matters, not the age as much.

I mean, it will go bad. But not in a day. Get it to 97* buddy.

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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:48 AM

Its just a job interview, I wouldnt be afraid, the most the can say is "you didnt get the job"

but I NEED this maaaayn.
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Posted July 16 2008 - 07:50 AM

The temperature matters, not the age as much.

I mean, it will go bad. But not in a day. Get it to 97* buddy.

Yeah, I wouldn't think it would go bad in a day either, just paranoid I suppose.

And I got the temperature thing under control. :D
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