Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his dick... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or osmething) please post. Thanks
I don't wanna tell my parents because they'll get rid of my dog which I don't want to happen, and it would be really embarrassing.
well, i think maybe you should have your dog std tested. does he have promiscuous sex? that might put him (and therefore you) at risk. have you tried having a talk with him about this?
or maybe he was dreaming of his typical lover, and then woke up to find it was his dog, and he wasn't sure if it was just a dream or if he was fucking the dog.
funniest thread EVAR in other news, doubtful, but go see your doc, say you got drunk and arent sure if you did something with a chick or not, and get tested if youre genuinely worried
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