Can you get STDs from your dog?

Discussion in 'Sexual Health' started by glm, May 17, 2008.

  1. glm

    glm Member

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    Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his dick... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or osmething) please post.
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  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    you were raped by your dog? awesome.
     
  3. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I've been thinking a lot about this, and I decided that rape is bad.
     
  4. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    you should hit him with a rolled-up newspaper to teach him that rape is, in fact, bad.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i would be sure to rub his face in it too
     
  6. glm

    glm Member

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    I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?
     
  7. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    unlikely, but maybe you should see a doctor. and a priest.
     
  8. glm

    glm Member

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    I don't wanna tell my parents because they'll get rid of my dog which I don't want to happen, and it would be really embarrassing.
     
  9. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    well, i think maybe you should have your dog std tested. does he have promiscuous sex? that might put him (and therefore you) at risk. have you tried having a talk with him about this?
     
  10. CPL Clegg

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    You don't think he got inside??? wtf you would know if he was inside you would feel it.
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    apparently the dog is smaller than his typical lover...
     
  12. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    or maybe he was dreaming of his typical lover, and then woke up to find it was his dog, and he wasn't sure if it was just a dream or if he was fucking the dog.
     
  13. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    funniest thread EVAR




    in other news, doubtful, but go see your doc, say you got drunk and arent sure if you did something with a chick or not, and get tested if youre genuinely worried
     
  14. glm

    glm Member

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    Just for you guy's information, I'm a girl.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    being sure to mention that said chick may or may not have worms...
     
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    Funny stuff though Id expect something like this from sublimerulz420
     
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  18. glm

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    Have there been any cases where a human has caught an STD from a dog?
     
  19. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Did you like it?
     
  20. glm

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    Ew, why would I enjoy having sex with my dog?
     

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