I'm really starting to hate my gramps' dog. Little fucker just made me spill my coffee in my lap. If the dog sniffs me later I'm kicking him.
Is it safe to say that I am disappointed that the reason your crotch smells of coffee is because you spilled some instead of just always smelling of coffee down there...Because I would've had to marry you...
especially if it was a mocha latte. though seeing "crotch," "coffee," "dog," and "fucker" in the same thread sorta made my eyes water a bit.
i've heard of people giving themselves enemas with coffee before...never douching... sometimes when i pee after drinking a bunch of coffee...my pee smells like coffee...so i guess in turn, my crotch would smell like coffee...
coffee and women's crotches... two of the best things....EVER...when you combine them...how could it not turn you on?
I love coffee and it would be strange if I didn't start my day with a coffee spill...people would wonder if I had been replaced with a robot double...
At least you're at home and can change your pants. One time I was on my way to school and spilled burning hot coffee in my lap and had to drive like 15 minutes back home before I could do anything about it.