Jump to content


Photo
- - - - -

My crotch smells like coffee


  • Please log in to reply
21 replies to this topic

#1 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:02 AM

:mad: I'm really starting to hate my gramps' dog. Little fucker just made me spill my coffee in my lap. If the dog sniffs me later I'm kicking him.


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#2 mystical_shroom

mystical_shroom

    acerbic

  • Senior Member
  • 31,898 posts
  • LocationQuantum

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:05 AM

:mad: I'm really starting to hate my gramps' dog. Little fucker just made me spill my coffee in my lap. If the dog sniffs me later I'm kicking him.

Is it safe to say that I am disappointed that the reason your crotch smells of coffee is because you spilled some instead of just always smelling of coffee down there...Because I would've had to marry you...

#3 mamaKCita

mamaKCita

    fucking stupid.

  • Members
  • 35,226 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:07 AM

especially if it was a mocha latte.

though seeing "crotch," "coffee," "dog," and "fucker" in the same thread sorta made my eyes water a bit.

I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.


#4 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:08 AM

Well I sometimes douche with coffee. Wanna marry me now?


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#5 mystical_shroom

mystical_shroom

    acerbic

  • Senior Member
  • 31,898 posts
  • LocationQuantum

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:09 AM

Hells Yeah!

#6 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:09 AM

especially if it was a mocha latte.

though seeing "crotch," "coffee," "dog," and "fucker" in the same thread sorta made my eyes water a bit.


It was code.....I needed to vent my frustration at not being able to give into my bestiality urges. :(


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#7 scarlettchasingroses

scarlettchasingroses

    strawberry tart

  • Members
  • 8,292 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:18 AM

i've heard of people giving themselves enemas with coffee before...never douching...

sometimes when i pee after drinking a bunch of coffee...my pee smells like coffee...so i guess in turn, my crotch would smell like coffee...

Posted Image

Our true home is often right around the corner, if we'd only open our eyes — and our ears — to find it. - Peter S. Beagle


#8 lode

lode

    One Man Orgy

  • Senior Member
  • 19,330 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:24 AM

Why does this turn me on?

I can't fit the phrase 'Snoopys Penis Rules' into every post.


#9 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:25 AM

Why does this turn me on?


'Cause I'm good like that. ;)


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#10 scarlettchasingroses

scarlettchasingroses

    strawberry tart

  • Members
  • 8,292 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:31 AM

Why does this turn me on?


coffee and women's crotches...

two of the best things....EVER...when you combine them...how could it not turn you on?

Posted Image

Our true home is often right around the corner, if we'd only open our eyes — and our ears — to find it. - Peter S. Beagle


#11 jerry420

jerry420

    Doctor of everything

  • Lifetime Supporter 
  • 14,621 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 07:37 AM

i miss coffee...le sigh...

#12 fitzy21

fitzy21

    Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

  • Members
  • 39,098 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 08:03 AM

Why does this turn me on?

i'm with you man...
sweetheart, are you in yet?

baby, i'm already done
Posted Image

how about some pizza and a fuck?

what!? you don't like pizza?

#13 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 08:26 AM

Pfft everything turns you on Fitz.


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#14 fitzy21

fitzy21

    Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

  • Members
  • 39,098 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 08:34 AM

haha...well, not everything
sweetheart, are you in yet?

baby, i'm already done
Posted Image

how about some pizza and a fuck?

what!? you don't like pizza?

#15 Naoki_ninja

Naoki_ninja

    Bruce Lee's hero

  • Members
  • 1,889 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 08:48 AM

i don't think national geographic turns chris on,...


:eek: i don't THINK.
Posted Image
"I just like being a piece of furniture in your weird life"

#16 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 09:21 AM

National Geographic turns him on. I sent him a N G pic the other day that he liked.


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#17 mitten_kitten

mitten_kitten

    daisymae

  • Members
  • 5,425 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 09:37 AM

I love coffee and it would be strange if I didn't start my day with a coffee spill...people would wonder if I had been replaced with a robot double...

Posted Image



#18 fitzy21

fitzy21

    Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

  • Members
  • 39,098 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 09:37 AM

yea, NG can get me going really fast :D
sweetheart, are you in yet?

baby, i'm already done
Posted Image

how about some pizza and a fuck?

what!? you don't like pizza?

#19 seamonster66

seamonster66

    discount dracula

  • Members
  • 22,587 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 09:45 AM

What a coincidence, my crotch smells like creme

#20 telephone

telephone

    weird

  • Members
  • 2,394 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 10:00 AM

At least you're at home and can change your pants. One time I was on my way to school and spilled burning hot coffee in my lap and had to drive like 15 minutes back home before I could do anything about it. :o



:piggy:

Please lord give me strength
To be nobody
'Cause I am not my thoughts


#21 Tree-Hugger

Tree-Hugger

    The Chainsaw

  • Members
  • 15,074 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 10:49 AM

At least you're at home and can change your pants. One time I was on my way to school and spilled burning hot coffee in my lap and had to drive like 15 minutes back home before I could do anything about it. :o


Nope wrong. I'm at my gramps' cleaning his house.


C'mere Seamonster!


This reminds me of a tonguebreaker I invented for you:
A gorgeous girl in Georgia got the greatest greasy goods.


#22 telephone

telephone

    weird

  • Members
  • 2,394 posts

Posted April 04 2008 - 12:33 PM

Well damn. Did you borrow some of your gramps' pants?



:piggy:

Please lord give me strength
To be nobody
'Cause I am not my thoughts