My crotch smells like coffee

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  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :mad: I'm really starting to hate my gramps' dog. Little fucker just made me spill my coffee in my lap. If the dog sniffs me later I'm kicking him.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Is it safe to say that I am disappointed that the reason your crotch smells of coffee is because you spilled some instead of just always smelling of coffee down there...Because I would've had to marry you...
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    especially if it was a mocha latte.

    though seeing "crotch," "coffee," "dog," and "fucker" in the same thread sorta made my eyes water a bit.
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Well I sometimes douche with coffee. Wanna marry me now?
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Hells Yeah!
     
  6. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    It was code.....I needed to vent my frustration at not being able to give into my bestiality urges. :(
     
  7. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    i've heard of people giving themselves enemas with coffee before...never douching...

    sometimes when i pee after drinking a bunch of coffee...my pee smells like coffee...so i guess in turn, my crotch would smell like coffee...
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    Why does this turn me on?
     
  9. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    'Cause I'm good like that. ;)
     
  10. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    coffee and women's crotches...

    two of the best things....EVER...when you combine them...how could it not turn you on?
     
  11. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i miss coffee...le sigh...
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm with you man...
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Pfft everything turns you on Fitz.
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    haha...well, not everything
     
  15. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i don't think national geographic turns chris on,...


    :eek: i don't THINK.
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    National Geographic turns him on. I sent him a N G pic the other day that he liked.
     
  17. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I love coffee and it would be strange if I didn't start my day with a coffee spill...people would wonder if I had been replaced with a robot double...
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, NG can get me going really fast :D
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    What a coincidence, my crotch smells like creme
     
  20. telephone

    telephone weird

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    At least you're at home and can change your pants. One time I was on my way to school and spilled burning hot coffee in my lap and had to drive like 15 minutes back home before I could do anything about it. :eek:
     

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