Dead Baby Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Helter-Skelter, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. Helter-Skelter

    Helter-Skelter Member

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    These are very graphic, yes I know. But I have an odd sense of humour.


    *What's funnier than a dead baby?
    ...A pile of dead babies

    *What's funnier than a pile of dead babies?
    ...A pile of dead babies with a live one on the bottom

    *What's funnier than that?
    ...When the live baby eats it's way out.

    *What's even funnier?
    ...The baby goes back for seconds.
     
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  2. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    I can't see why this thread didn't take off. I love me a dead baby joke.

    What's black and white and red all over?
    Dead baby in a garbage bag in the corner.

    What's black and white and green all over?
    Same baby a week later.

    How do you get a dead baby out of the blender?
    Tostitos.

    So terrible. [​IMG]
     
  3. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You know you guys are going to hell right?

    I will meet you there.
     
  4. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Fabulous! I'll bring the salsa. ;)
     
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    who needs salsa, when we have Santorum.
     
  6. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Not sure why I'm more grossed out by this than the jokes... Good thing I'm in therapy I suppose. :)
     
  7. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Your mom. :/
     
  8. Sleeping Caterpillar

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. dutchblood87

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    what's better than a hundred babies nailed to a tree?

    one dead baby nailed to a hundred trees?
     
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  10. Metal Groomp

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    Ooh, ooh! I got one!


    What gets louder as it gets smaller?




    A baby in a compactor!
     
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  11. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    I'm so happy every time this thread pops up in my notifications, lol. I know I'm about to smile and groan and curl my toes every time. Love it. [​IMG]
     
  12. Jack Rabbit

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    What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a tree?

    One dead baby in ten trees.


    What do you get when you skin two babies?

    The softest slippers you've ever had.
     
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