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if you kill a police officer in self defense, is it self defense?


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#1 Gravity

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Posted February 20 2008 - 08:01 AM

Say you're black and you come across the biggest racist asshole cop in the world. He starts to arrest you, and when you ask why, he starts beating you with his stick and says "resisting arrest". He starts to reach for his gun, but you reach for yours first and you fire off a few rounds that disable and kill him.

what do you think would happen?
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Posted February 20 2008 - 08:11 AM

This is why I encourage killing cops before they have a chance to arrest you.

Thug Life.

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Posted February 20 2008 - 08:24 AM

you'd get f**ked so hard up the ass by the judicial system it's really not worth it
if you're black the best is to carry a camera with you instead of a gun
i hate f**king cops so much :mad:

look ma, i censored for once :D

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Posted February 20 2008 - 08:26 AM

Yeah carry a camera at all times. Get it on the news, have Sharpton hold a press conference, and watch the man go to jail.


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Posted February 20 2008 - 08:47 AM

blacks aren't the only ones with no rights when facing an officer, it's just most obvious in their case

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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:08 AM

don't taze me bro

man, that'd be funny
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how about some pizza and a fuck?

what!? you don't like pizza?

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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:12 AM

Is beating a police officer to death with a dildo funny?

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#8 indian~summer

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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:22 AM

Is beating a police officer to death with a dildo funny?

yes, i just laughed so yes it is

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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:24 AM

Is beating a police officer to death with a dildo funny?


not if you're his wife...


then it's poetic justice.
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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:30 AM

i think it's only self defense if you're female.

I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.


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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:45 AM

Don't worry about it, Jesus will save you...

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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:51 AM

super jesus, he will survive:

I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.


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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:56 AM

I love his diaper...

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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:57 AM

super jesus, he will survive:


absolutely pissing myself. That was superb.
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Posted February 20 2008 - 09:59 AM

i got such a huge smile.

I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.


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Posted February 20 2008 - 10:08 AM

they should have put some sort of disclaimer at the end:

No messiahs or false prophets were harmed during filming.
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Posted February 20 2008 - 10:40 AM

You'd be F'd and locked in jail for life.
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Posted February 20 2008 - 10:50 AM

technically, it is always self defense when resisting arrest. Someone is trying to hurt you / lock you away, and you're restisting and defending yourself. If you try to run from the law, or lie, that's self defense. In these cases, you're protecting yourself and your well being.
But legally? There is no such thing as self defense against a cop. the law and the government can do whatever they want to you, because its in your "best interests".

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All we are saying is give peace a chance.


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Posted February 20 2008 - 10:54 AM

I shot de sheriff but I did not shoot no deputy! *bobs up and down to...well, uh...Bob*

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Posted February 20 2008 - 01:28 PM

It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

And the fact is you just gunned down an officer of the law in his line of duty.

You'd be fucked.

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Posted February 20 2008 - 02:07 PM

This is why I encourage killing cops before they have a chance to arrest you.

Thug Life.


He speaks the truth.

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Posted February 21 2008 - 09:01 AM

yeah, kill cops and see how fast your ass is shot. Great self defense. The best defense is to stay under their radar so that they can't really do anything to you, while defending yourself by educating yourself and speaking out.

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Posted February 21 2008 - 09:45 AM

I view cops as my friend.

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Posted February 21 2008 - 09:56 AM

friend, hmmm? When has a cop ever pulled you over to chat or compliment you on your car? When has a cop ever come over to your house to just say hi?
Whenever cops around, bad shit happens. You get pulled over and get a ticket that you'll be paying for months because you went 5 miles over the speed limit.
Cops arrest you for protesting.
Cops taze you for speaking out for your rights.
Cops break down your door and shoot you because you smoke a harmless plant in your own home.
Cops are NOT my friend.

Chillax....
All we are saying is give peace a chance.


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#25 Cate8

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Posted February 21 2008 - 10:00 AM

There have been times in my life, where I have REALLY needed a cop.

#26 XBloodyNailPolishX

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Posted February 21 2008 - 10:11 AM

no, there have been times when you needed someone to protect you.
Cops aren't your friends. They'll hurt you even if you ask for help. Look at this video.

Chillax....
All we are saying is give peace a chance.


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#27 Cate8

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Posted February 21 2008 - 10:14 AM

You know, cops are just people. Theyre not all bad.

#28 broony

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Posted February 21 2008 - 10:18 AM

The ones that are bad you dump in the river

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Posted February 21 2008 - 10:25 AM

Okay that video is the scariest and most disturbing video Ive ever seen. I couldnt watch the whole thing.That hurts my heart so much. Why did that happen??? I cant believe women were in on it.

#30 XBloodyNailPolishX

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Posted February 21 2008 - 10:33 AM

You think that's bad?
http://blogs.salon.c...WarVictims.html
Drugs don't kill people. Cops kill people.

Chillax....
All we are saying is give peace a chance.


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