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#1 RicochetKing2113

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Posted January 04 2008 - 05:51 PM

My clean friend 'loaned' me some of his urine for a job drug test I have in like an hour, and I want to know if his day old urine is still ok reheated! Can I sneak it in and use it if it's 28 hours old, or will they be able to tell? Answer quickly and Thank you!

#2 Sn0wBl1nd

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Posted January 04 2008 - 06:25 PM

keep the piss in a warm area but hide it away so its not obvious your keeping it.
o yeh make sure u have reliable friends

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Posted January 04 2008 - 11:25 PM

i did the same for my brother.
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#4 RicochetKing2113

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Posted January 05 2008 - 11:35 AM

Well I was caught.

She was right outside listening and I underestimated the noise I made from untaping it. Why I didn't bring a pin I can't explain...gah! Posted Image

And then it was the wrong temperature - when I heated it I think I got it too hot and it stayed that way. So I just left and admitted to tampering with my sample. That constitutes a failure.

Oh well. Back to working at KFC it is...Posted Image

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Posted January 05 2008 - 12:25 PM

That sucks dude. A simple pin would have saved you.

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Posted January 28 2008 - 01:24 PM

i dont know i heard that once the piss gets cold even if you heat it up it wont work there is this thing called the whizzinator its like a synthetic penis with synthetic pee and i heard it works its great if they are watching you cause they cant tell i just wish they made one for girls though

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Posted January 28 2008 - 11:12 PM

Woah, like a strap-on that actually pisses?

Thats awesome.

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#8 amdoch

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Posted January 28 2008 - 11:28 PM

the piss just needs to be your body temperature so keep it on the inside of your thigh =/

and you can buy urine samples online :P

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Posted May 04 2008 - 07:42 AM

If you keep urine for a while aren't you supposed to keep it in a freezer?

Then when your ready to use it heat it a tiny to unfreeze and keep inside your thigh or something like amdoch said?

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Posted May 04 2008 - 04:55 PM

i used like a month old one to pass once

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Posted May 06 2008 - 02:18 PM

i used like a month old one to pass once



Unless you froze it i really doubt that. Urine gets REALLY rotten, after a month just being 5 feet away from it would make you want to puke. I think someone would ask questions if your piss smelled like demon piss.

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Posted May 08 2008 - 07:46 PM

yeah cheating on a drug test is near impossible unless its like parents... the temperature will never be right and if u just chug water the day of.... then your piss will be diluted (not have right level of hormones and creatine in it too) you will either have to wait n piss again in a few hours or fail

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Posted May 09 2008 - 03:35 AM

haha alls u had to do was tuck it btweeen ur legs it would of warmed right up to ur body temperature n u would have been fine.
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Posted May 14 2013 - 02:58 PM

I used to smoke weed and do every drug known to man (except heroin) it was the needles that were the problem, I love opiates, I used at the very least 3 month old urine (thats how long I had it) that was frozen thawed and frozen again then thawed on the dashboard of my dodge dart and warmed to body temp in the whizzinator (it has a thermometer strip built in) to pass a drug test for a job, and they sent me to an actual doctors office not the worksource piss collectors, I used a whizinator, and it was fine, I was high as a kite on Coke and oxycontin at the time as well. Ive also used "Urine luck" on numerous occations all fine, The problem I have now is I have to pop up dirty but the right amount, Im being prescribed methadone, for severe tissue and nerve damage, and a few months ago I was given a poppy seed weed muffin by a friend of my dads FFS, and it came up dirty over a month later the levels were insanely low like .05ng/ml , Im 5'8" 155 lbs and have like 12-15% body fat, according to a 6 month old physical. Im 10-15lbs lbs heavier than I ever was, because I can no longer do all I used to, I used to avg 4% body fat, so basically none. but that one god damn Muffin Fucked me over and I hadnt touched weed in over 3 years. and not to mention its legal in Washington for recreational use but it was a violation of my "pain contract" how fucking stupid is a "pain contract" i swear I will only be in this much pain, I promise. Not to mention my doctor is a tiny little fucker with an ego and a Napoleon complex, Im short but he is a tiny little Czechoslovakian bastard. So unless its obviously watered down or tampered with (crystals, bleach whatever, or diluted) or Female when your a man, or male for a woman, you wont have any issues, and since all tissue in urine is dead anyway it doesnt matter if its been frozen, the only way to tell that is if they put it under a microscope and see that the dead cells all have ruptured cell walls from freezing. and from my own experience even the most professional testers dont do that. Urine luck has been 100% foolproof (except the time the bottle leaked YUCK!!!!) but i still had enough to pass the test, Ive personally used it 4 times and know tons of other people who have as well, its never come back "invalid" or found to be fake. Funny story though, since I was getting that new job and it came with life insurance as well becasue it was dangerous, I had to take a physical, I went in too piss, wearing the whizzinator, it is like a jock strap with a bladder that goes right against your stomach under the belt line and a rubber cock with a switch (thats mercifully silent) to make it pee. it straps around both legs and your waist, well when the doc said to drop em turn and cough luckily through my Coke/oxy induced delerium :dizzy2: I thought ahead and unstrapped the damn thing as I pissed, and just dropped it with my pants , he did his thing with his unnaturally cold hands and I was good to go, although he said I had a high heart rate (coke) I just said doctors make me nervous and I had an interview with the riegonal manager in an hour (true) so i was a little edgy, he gave me a script for 5 valium and sent me on my way lol!!! Got the job worked there for 4 years then moved on to somewhere else and used urine luck to pass that test as well. So if you want to pass a piss test, and your being watched the whizzinator is your best bet, unless the guy watching gets down and sucks it he'll never know just clear your throat or something when you go to switch it on. If your not being watched which most places dont do, a bottle of $20 "Ur in luck" is your best bet, just make sure its between 90 and 95 degrees, if you keep it in your pocket for a few hours, or right against your stomach with your belt you should be fine for temp.

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Posted May 15 2013 - 04:44 AM

if you use old urine it'll probably be fine aside from they might think you have a wicked Urinary Tract Infection with all that bacteria that bred in your urine....

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Posted December 11 2013 - 10:22 AM

Surely they wouldn't be testing for the age of the urine, just for traces of the drug. I'd have just heated it up with the hot tap in the bathroom lol

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Posted December 23 2013 - 06:36 PM

I once used day old at the doctor. i got a friend to piss into a condom that was then tied shut and i taped to my leg. i brought finger nail clippers to clip the end of the condom when i was ready to disperse it.

Was nearly caught only because the temperature was a few degrees too high but the doctor just gave me a weird look said something about it being too warm and walked away without another word.

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Posted February 19 2014 - 07:27 PM

Well I was caught.

She was right outside listening and I underestimated the noise I made from untaping it. Why I didn't bring a pin I can't explain...gah! Posted Image

And then it was the wrong temperature - when I heated it I think I got it too hot and it stayed that way. So I just left and admitted to tampering with my sample. That constitutes a failure.

Oh well. Back to working at KFC it is...Posted Image


Aww man that really blows thats how they got me a few years ago. I brought cold piss not thinking that piss should be warm... failed on the spot. I guess thats what I get for getting high before a drug test:(