How do you clean up cum?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by etbasketball, Nov 25, 2007.

  1. etbasketball

    etbasketball Member

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    how can you clean up cum if you're like lying on your bed and it gets on ur bed? Just wondering.
     
  2. The Lone Wolf

    The Lone Wolf Member

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    I would just use a hot wet washcloth.
     
  3. smashed

    smashed Member

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    cum is such an inconvenience.
     
  4. ubercummer129

    ubercummer129 Member

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    i just lick it up!!
     
  5. agujero negro

    agujero negro Member

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    Likewise - finger licking good.
     
  6. datmandan

    datmandan Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Lol I come into a tissue if I don't want to get sticky, otherwise if I want to keep the flow and don't want to stop to grab a tissue I just come on my belly!
     
  7. fezzzik

    fezzzik Member

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    eat it or tissues work good too
     
  8. hippie_chick666

    hippie_chick666 Senior Member

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    My fiance solved that problem when he accidentally shot it in his mouth! When he used to pull out, if he cummed on himself, I would lick it off him if I was feeling really kinky. I thought that would turn him on, kind of like swallowing a bj. But he just insisted I brush my teeth afterwards and didn't respond positively, so I decided a towel or dirty item of clothing was easier, especially when he normally came on my stomach. That's too damn hard to lick off, especially since I'm flexible, but not Cirque de Soliel flexible. ;) That was years ago, and now after sex we have a special towel.

    Getting cum on bedding isn't that big of a deal. Just blot it off. It will dry, and normally dries clear pretty fast. Use a tissue or towel if you don't want any on bedding.

    Peace and love
     
  9. lovemasturbation

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    just leave it there to dry. Is very erotic to wank on a cum covered sheets
     
  10. tizonic

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    so much easier to cum on yourself and leave it at that
     
  11. lovemasturbation

    lovemasturbation Member

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    if u shoot a lot of cum cant stay on your body
     
  12. Frater Matthew

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    if you have any Shout cleaner it works like magic when you blot it with a paper towel first.
     
  13. ssk4113

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    lick it up :). but if i have a pair of undies around i just stick them on and leave it. tis good
     
  14. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    throw it in the wash?
     
  15. agujero negro

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    I enjoy the after taste or fingerlicking good 90% of the time - otherwise I use the cum to keep lubed to remain hard through a second pop or enjoyment trying to achieve that wonderful deep second pop.

    Desire female masturbation partner in Chicago
     
  16. sewerrat18

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    most of the time i will cum on myself but if things get a little out of hand you can always wipe it off with a towel
     
  17. profezzor_x

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    When clean up crews go on strike, I think some of the major hotels consolidate the cum residue of previous guests into little balls, leave them on your pillow, and call them complimentary mints...
     
  18. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    wipe it right on my bed
     
  19. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Get a partner to swallow it. Better yet to suck it outta you. But if you insist on being alone, just keep it on your belly and wipe it up with a swab of kleenex or bumwad. It's great to finally do your own sheets, so mom doesn't ask, or 'look' knowingly. I never wanked alone anywhere but in bed, so I really don't know about porn-on-computer users. Never needed the stuff to get off.
     
  20. AndCompany

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    Depends on where I'm at. I've tried eating it several times, doesn't really tickle my fancy I guess. I usually just go on the floor or right into the garbage can, or if I'm in the shower I just let it go where ever.
     

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