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#1 etbasketball

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Posted November 25 2007 - 11:02 PM

how can you clean up cum if you're like lying on your bed and it gets on ur bed? Just wondering.

#2 The Lone Wolf

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Posted November 26 2007 - 04:31 AM

I would just use a hot wet washcloth.

#3 smashed

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Posted November 26 2007 - 06:48 AM

cum is such an inconvenience.

#4 ubercummer129

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Posted November 26 2007 - 12:13 PM

i just lick it up!!

#5 agujero negro

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Posted November 30 2007 - 01:35 PM

Likewise - finger licking good.

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Posted November 30 2007 - 04:15 PM

Lol I come into a tissue if I don't want to get sticky, otherwise if I want to keep the flow and don't want to stop to grab a tissue I just come on my belly!

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Posted November 30 2007 - 07:06 PM

eat it or tissues work good too

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Posted November 30 2007 - 07:17 PM

My fiance solved that problem when he accidentally shot it in his mouth! When he used to pull out, if he cummed on himself, I would lick it off him if I was feeling really kinky. I thought that would turn him on, kind of like swallowing a bj. But he just insisted I brush my teeth afterwards and didn't respond positively, so I decided a towel or dirty item of clothing was easier, especially when he normally came on my stomach. That's too damn hard to lick off, especially since I'm flexible, but not Cirque de Soliel flexible. ;) That was years ago, and now after sex we have a special towel.

Getting cum on bedding isn't that big of a deal. Just blot it off. It will dry, and normally dries clear pretty fast. Use a tissue or towel if you don't want any on bedding.

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Posted November 30 2007 - 10:23 PM

just leave it there to dry. Is very erotic to wank on a cum covered sheets

#10 tizonic

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Posted November 30 2007 - 11:06 PM

so much easier to cum on yourself and leave it at that

#11 lovemasturbation

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Posted November 30 2007 - 11:20 PM

if u shoot a lot of cum cant stay on your body

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Posted December 01 2007 - 04:52 PM

if you have any Shout cleaner it works like magic when you blot it with a paper towel first.

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Posted June 26 2008 - 07:00 PM

lick it up :). but if i have a pair of undies around i just stick them on and leave it. tis good

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Posted June 26 2008 - 07:12 PM

throw it in the wash?

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Posted June 28 2008 - 03:33 AM

I enjoy the after taste or fingerlicking good 90% of the time - otherwise I use the cum to keep lubed to remain hard through a second pop or enjoyment trying to achieve that wonderful deep second pop.

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#16 sewerrat18

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Posted August 03 2008 - 04:40 PM

most of the time i will cum on myself but if things get a little out of hand you can always wipe it off with a towel

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Posted August 03 2008 - 04:50 PM

just leave it there to dry. Is very erotic to wank on a cum covered sheets


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Posted August 04 2008 - 01:24 PM

wipe it right on my bed
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Posted August 04 2008 - 01:38 PM

Get a partner to swallow it. Better yet to suck it outta you. But if you insist on being alone, just keep it on your belly and wipe it up with a swab of kleenex or bumwad. It's great to finally do your own sheets, so mom doesn't ask, or 'look' knowingly. I never wanked alone anywhere but in bed, so I really don't know about porn-on-computer users. Never needed the stuff to get off.

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Posted August 05 2008 - 10:39 PM

Depends on where I'm at. I've tried eating it several times, doesn't really tickle my fancy I guess. I usually just go on the floor or right into the garbage can, or if I'm in the shower I just let it go where ever.

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Posted August 05 2008 - 11:07 PM

hot water wash cloth/towel.. wash towel, wash sheets .........anything else is eeeeeeeewe nasty...

Ill bet some you's got a big dry nasty spot on your carpet front of your tv set.. perves... jk..


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#22 atla23

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Posted August 05 2008 - 11:18 PM

so much easier to cum on yourself and leave it at that


right then you use a napkin or a tissue.

#23 nazgul82

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Posted August 06 2008 - 02:25 PM

I cum into a glass and throw all the mess through the window

#24 genie_man

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Posted August 08 2008 - 03:26 AM

lol i used to cum on the floor cos you couldn't see it when the carpet soaked it up but then i realised the underside of my desk was gross...

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Posted August 09 2008 - 02:26 PM

My ex-boyfreind always used stain remover. Hope this helps!