How do you get rid of penis odor?

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Bronson, Nov 25, 2007.

  1. Gormur

    Gormur Member

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    unless the smell is overpowering (other people can smell it, etc), I'd say don't worry about it, it's normal. If it's serious, then get a good quality hydrating body scrub (something that will both clean and mask any remaining smell that could persist - so sth with a strong scent) and use a loofah when you shower - make sure to scrub the entire area thoroughly, then rinse (not simultaneously).

    The first thing I'd try is a good mineral bath. It will clean your pores out nicely. But everyone is different, and some people hate baths. If you don't like baths, try the above method first.

    Happy scrubbing.
     
  2. understandgoals

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    Dude there are products for this now check out man junk they have a bunch of products made for your penis and only your penis plus they are mucho gusto natural

    Matt
     
  3. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    Get a rubber band...one of the thick ones. Put your nuts through the band and then double the band over as many times as you can. Get help if it starts to hurt.

    I know...it's going to be painful. They're going to turn a horrendous shade of purple, then eventually they'll turn black. Then they'll just dry up and fall off. Spray with anti-septic and apply a band aid to where your balls used to be.

    Now you're going to be much more docile and all set to get fattened up for market.

    And your damn balls won't stink because they're gone.
     
  4. -CoDy-

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    i didn't know that smell existed.. i'm a guy and yea i don't have that problem. i dunno about that....haha no offense
     
  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I didn't have that problem either when I was 21, but when I hit middle age it started to smell if I didn't wash it every day, and now it can smell by the end of the day even if I took a shower that morning. Just thought I'd give you something to look forward to!
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

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    wash it. Soap works. go without undies and let the lil man breathe.
     
  7. ShanaBanana

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    Gaaaa - I'm trying not to be sickened by the thought of balls so smelly you can smell them through your clothes.

    Hygene is so important! Please scrub your balls daily. If washing doesn't cure your problem, try some jock itch product. See your doctor if the problem persists.
     
  8. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    take a bath
     
  9. xTwitchx

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    LMFAO.. i found that gross too.. wash ur fuckin balls dude
     
  10. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Shave em up real purdy like and then dip em in some rubbing alcohol...that aught to cure what ails ya...
     
  11. NetworkwithNature

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    wash your balls

    clean out your dick cheese


    than wash your hands
     
  12. ChrisGriffin

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    There are things called a shower & taking a bath, try it sometime.
     
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    Bronson does not have any balls to begin with!
     
  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Do You Have A Bath In Your Home Bronson....??

    Assuming You Do.....

    Then The Answer To Your "Prob" Is Simple...[​IMG].

    Go To Your Local Swimming Pool Supply Shop....

    And Buy Yourself Three 20 litre Drums Of "Hydrochloric Acid"...

    The Chemical The Pool Industry Uses To Exterminate All Known "Germs"...

    Pour The 60 liters Into Your Bathtub...:D

    Then Climb In...:eek:

    Tis The Most Efficient Way I Know Of Ridding Forums Of "Common Trolls" And "Penis Odour"[​IMG]


    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. LSDMIKE

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    See what happens when they let 3rd graders sit in front of a computer all day


    Old McDonald sitting on a fence,
    hitting his meat with a monkey wrench.
    Missed his meat and hit his balls,
    Cummed all over hs overalls.
    Went to the pond to wash it off,
    Saw two beavers jacking off.
    Took a rock and hit ’em in the ass,
    Never seen a beaver run that fast.
     
  16. ChrisGriffin

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    This has got to be one of the most idiotic threads ever made, and the topic creator is one dumb shit. I've come to believe that for one, he's not showering or bathing everyday, hence the bad smell after only two weeks of puberty. Did you hit puberty and think that you didn't have to wash up? Second of all, how the fuck else are you going to wash your balls? If you use your hands, then WASH THEM TO. I swear, inbred members become more common every week.
     
  17. Natures Love Child

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    Wash your damn balls!
     
  18. ChrisGriffin

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    Agreed, it isn't rocket science.
     
  19. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    why not just try castration.

    Peace
     
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    Talcum powder can help get rid of dragon crotch
     

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