How can I increase the amount of cum?

HAHAHA this thread is Fn great!

top ways to churn man-butter out to the max

#1 dont bust a nut 24h in advance

#2 get Mr. Yogurtslinger in the mood before'hand' but dont break rule #1

#3 Eat well and be hydrated so your body can make the most sticky sauce possible.

#4 Get with the foreplay, if your mushroom soldier is standing at attention for a longer time before you unload your ammunition, the massive explosion is sure to shock and awe.

#5 Really really psych yourself up. When it cums time to spew the goo, fuckin SCREAM and hold her down and choke her and turn your entire soul inside out... on her face. if she likes facials she'll probably dig it.

#6 good luck not puttin a bun in her oven, cause your lil swimmers will be fuckin supercharged with manly goodness. They're gonna try to go where nature intended, so hopefully you remember to break yourself on her pertty face. Otherwise your gonna be that 2-pump chump who knocked her up and didnt even make her slutty legs shake.

that was fun to write

 

This right here just made my day!!!!!!!! to just be checkin this thread out and he's like OMFG WITH NOODLES AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! HOLY JESUS ON ICE SKATES BITCH, I SAID GIMMIE THOSE F*CKING NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :spam: :drool:

 

How long after starting on zinc does it take to see results?

 

The really hilarious thing about this is that AcidConspiracy's advice - at least the first four parts - is good. (It's funny because he writes like a retarded 8-year-old, so you don't really expect him to have anything useful to say, lol - no offense, Acid, I think you're funny and give good advice so you're okay in my book)

Seriously, those of you who are really worried about this: AcidConspiracy's first four points are the only things you should bother trying. The rest is all bullshit.

 

I once heard that if you eat alot of proten that can help you get a bigger load going.

 

Yeah, but a higher protein intake makes it taste worse. Which, I suppose, is a moot point since Jay-Jay is aiming for the face.

 

I'm not offended MollyB, but I'm also neither 8 nor retarded. I wrote the above post in response to the conversation before it. Yes its all crude slang and laughs, but it's all sincere advice, and sound advice.

Dont take 5&6 for granted! Being really into the sex WILL help. If you dont get off all day you'll probably be done faster- aim for the right target.

 

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Here's some tips that I know of:

If you eats alot of peanutbutter, or candy or cookies that have peanutbutter in them, oatmeal, or oatmeal cookies,eggs or egg whites etc, it will change the amount and thickest of his ejaculate. Let at least 3 to 5 days pass if not a full week, of holding back your load and letting it build up, the size of it should be very large and thick.

Just remember Oatmeal, Peanuts or peanutbutter, egg or eggwhites, and as far as food like meat, eat nice amount of some kind of stake for lots of zinc

If your want to do pills instead then: Zinc, vitamin C, some kind of Multi Mega Vitamin for your protein, and L-Arginnine pills maybe with some Maca.

I know from experience

 

try the ropes

http://www.ogozone.com/ogoplex-ropes.cfm

it works very well for what your looking to do

 

Oh really? I love facials. And i didnt get it from porn I got it from hentai! Besides, it feels pretty damn natural to me... So thats all that matters.

 

Doesn't it burn when it gets in your eye?

 

Try this:

L-Arginine
L-Lysine
L-Alanine
L-Carnitine
Zinc
Lecithin

 

Now this is really funny! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. He was two years old when he started counting. Ha. Ha. Ha. Hilarious. Best posting ever.

 

For humor, this ain't bad. I've practiced medicine for 23 years and this melange of crap is a first.

This is a great thread. We need more of these. Laughing is good for the nervous system, heart, reproductive system, and whatever.

BTW what kind of "Stake?" Iron, wood, lead, ivory.......

 

In case you didn't read this one, read it. The fun never stops. Wonderful, Outstanding, f..k..g tremendous.

 

He he he I must admit this site is great for a laugh or two.

One of the funniest storys on this site I've read was about the guy that finally sucked his own penis after repeated unsuccessful attempts.

 

Just go like a week without cumming and the juice builds up bigtime. This happened with me recently. I wasn't seeing anyone. I'd been real busy all week, then got invited at the last minute by my ex to go to swimming at her firends, and her friend and I ended up getting it on doing anal in a major way and then she wanted me to cum in her mouth. I figured I'd shoot enough to about make her gack for sure but she really wanted it and ate it all. Always way hot watching a girl who loves chowing down on real thick gloppy cock snot haha

 

Sorry if this is a total necrobump but I came (lololol) on here to make a thread about this very topic. I will share everything I know about how to cum more, in the context of masturbation.

Draw out your session as long as possible. Bringing yourself to orgasm then stopping completely is hard as hell to do, but it will result in a stronger orgasm and likely a bigger ejaculation. I drew a session out for about 2 hours, and I shot a load six feet in the air.

If you're watching porn, avoid stuff like cumshot compilations. Seeing ejaculations really makes you want to go off, at least that's true for me.

Apparently keeping yourself well hydrated helps, but I've never done a controlled experiment, haha. I think being well hydrated might thin your ejaculate out a bit. I'm not sure if this is true across the board. I am usually pretty well hydrated but my ejaculations are almost always really thick and heavy, I can really feel it shoot out. Such a good sensation.

Put yourself in a different position before orgasm. I find squatting slightly puts more power behind it. The last time I did this, I shot 5 or 6 good spurts and dripped a few times. I usually average 2 or 3 spurts. Thank god I taped it with my webcam (is there anywhere on this site where I could post the video? ). A full on crouch would work too. You also feel the orgasm a little more, you feel like you're working harder so maybe the muscle strain helps apply more "pressure".

Tease yourself. I often take my penis out and just massage it lightly, pull my foreskin back and forth, or rub that sensitive part of the head through my foreskin. I try to stay in the semi-hard phase. Doing this multiple times before your session kind of keeps you primed and I always find the ejaculation is bigger in the end.

If you're uncut, while masturbating, just try to slow down. When I'm not whacking full speed, I'm just rolling the foreskin back and forth over the head very slowly, letting your foreskin massage the head super lightly, or I'll hold the skin back with one hand and stroke the shaft only, ignoring the head with the other.

Finally, if you can wait an extra day or two before cumming, that will help. I don't think you need to wait for a week, 2 or 3 days is fine. Still, even if you ejaculate daily, drawing the session out for as long as possible will always produce a bigger ejaculation. That is the most important tip, just waiting for longer before you cum.

 

try drinking a little bit of robtussin when i bust my baby-gravy i shoot ropes