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#1 Jay-Jay

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Posted November 14 2007 - 03:54 PM

I want to bust really huge nuts all over this chicks face. How do I make it so that I cover her entire face and neck with a thick layer of spooge? ha ha.

#2 goyen1979

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Posted November 24 2007 - 03:34 PM

If I really want to impress my wife with a huge load, I start wanking myself early during the day but not all the way to blowing. I'll do it three or four times during the day of when we want to do it. It takes self control sometimes, but it works well for me.

#3 Jay-Jay

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Posted November 26 2007 - 07:40 AM

cool. I will try that. But what I want is to actually permanently increase the quantity of man-chowder that i squirt...

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Posted November 27 2007 - 01:55 PM

Jay-Jay - Each guy is different - some have huge loads of thick, sticky cum; others have thin watery cum. The only way I can think of to ejaculate a thick layer of spooge is to not cum for a week (if you can hold it that long) and then let it go. "Edging", as discussed above, may also help.

I want to bust really huge nuts all over this chicks face. How do I make it so that I cover her entire face and neck with a thick layer of spooge? ha ha.



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Posted December 06 2007 - 01:44 PM

ha ha. i think its so funny the different nick names: spooge, man chowder...etc.
funny shit

#6 Chicago69

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Posted December 06 2007 - 10:40 PM

Try going a few days without ejaculating. when I do that, I usually shoot a bigger load and the orgasm is a lot more intense.

#7 yolo

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Posted December 17 2007 - 12:45 AM

I've found out that eating spaghetti before, seems to do it for me. And indeed holding it in for e few days :p

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Posted December 17 2007 - 04:13 AM

Jay-Jay - Each guy is different - some have huge loads of thick, sticky cum; others have thin watery cum. The only way I can think of to ejaculate a thick layer of spooge is to not cum for a week (if you can hold it that long) and then let it go. "Edging", as discussed above, may also help.


i didn't masturbate for 14 years that's 728 weeks didn't help =(

#9 JAWS

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Posted December 17 2007 - 10:09 AM

i didn't masturbate for 14 years that's 728 weeks didn't help =(


lolz dude thats because you hadnt been produceing as jay-jay would call it spooge and you barely started puberty lolz and holding it on does help what ive noticed tho is if you just like stay hard all day it keeps it active down their so that may help produceing bigger ammounts of "spooge"

#10 Jay-Jay

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Posted December 18 2007 - 09:16 AM

I've found out that eating spaghetti before, seems to do it for me. And indeed holding it in for e few days :p

Spaghetti ? for real? like a big ass plate of noodles and sauce with meatballs ?

#11 Jay-Jay

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Posted December 18 2007 - 09:24 AM

I want to be the one man Bukakke army!!!

#12 Hip Aficionado

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Posted December 29 2007 - 06:12 PM

ha ha. i think its so funny the different nick names: spooge, man chowder...etc.
funny shit

me too. i love the names.

Some of my favorites:

Spooge
Splooge
Spunk
Man Chowder
Grunt splunt

Btw- the thread is good. i'd love to be able to spunk more fluid than i do now. It'd make the orgasm feel more gratifying.
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Posted January 03 2008 - 02:37 PM

I want to bust really huge nuts all over this chicks face. How do I make it so that I cover her entire face and neck with a thick layer of spooge? ha ha.

Drink LOTS of water and stay away from foods that will dehydrate you like sodas and lots of processed sugars.

heard having a good source of vitamins like zinc also promote prostate health

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Posted January 29 2008 - 04:18 PM

I read this thread because I seriously want to increase my volume too - but jay-jay - im crying with laughter at some of your posts and terms.. nice one :) Man chowder got me lol'ing hard.

#15 Jay-Jay

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Posted January 30 2008 - 05:18 AM

I read this thread because I seriously want to increase my volume too - but jay-jay - im crying with laughter at some of your posts and terms.. nice one :) Man chowder got me lol'ing hard.

yea. it is funny.
Hopefully more people will input their techniques to increase the total amount of hot steamy Goo that we splash on a girls face.
I think that also it is maybe a little psychological. One time I was turned on because i knew the chick wanted a facial so i blew a larger load than normal. But as far as permanently increasing the volume of spunk, that is what interests me.

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Posted January 31 2008 - 11:30 PM

It's pretty easy, actually. Just go buy a basic multi-vitamin. They contain zinc, and zinc increases the production of semen. I can 100% testify to this being true.

Typically if you aren't already on a multi-vitamin and aren't already getting unusually large amounts of zinc through your diet, you should be able to notice your initial increase in semen production rather easily, because you'll start getting erections easier and more often due to the fact that you have a bigger load than usual (also, I believe that the initial "spike" in semen production makes for an unusually "happy" cock, so expect that as well).

And as little side note: Semen is stored at your "chode"; the area behind your balls where the "root" of your penis is as it travels between your legs and towards your anus. The more semen you have the bigger this area will appear and feel, especially when you have an erection, and the bigger and more tender it will be to the touch, as your semen store really begins to build (i.e. you can actually "feel" the semen stores on each side). Sperm is stored in the balls and under normal circumstances it basically increases right along with your semen. I've actually had a big enough load before (semen AND sperm, of course) that my scrotum experienced some noticeable vascularity.

I believe there are a few other natural things that are known to increase semen and/or sperm production, but I can't recall what they are at the moment.

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Posted January 31 2008 - 11:53 PM

Being toxin free helps with production and testosterone and overall performance. Especially if you smoke tobacco.

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Posted February 23 2008 - 07:07 PM

Women don't like guys to cum all over their faces. But it happens with people who have seen too much porn. Makers of porn think they need a "money shot" to prove that it is real sex, which is totally ridiculous in this day and age. "Facials" aren't a natural part of sex; they were invented by the porn industry.

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Posted February 28 2008 - 09:51 AM

Women don't like guys to cum all over their faces.


Correction: YOUR women don't like whe you cum on their face. ;)
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Posted March 04 2008 - 02:56 PM

In addition to drinking a lot of water as some people have already said, try a prostate massage 15-30 minutes before you want blow your load. You will see an increase in the volume of pre-cum AND when you explode all over your lady's face.

#21 AcidConspiracy

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Posted March 04 2008 - 04:58 PM

HAHAHA this thread is Fn great!

top ways to churn man-butter out to the max

#1 dont bust a nut 24h in advance

#2 get Mr. Yogurtslinger in the mood before'hand' but dont break rule #1

#3 Eat well and be hydrated so your body can make the most sticky sauce possible.

#4 Get with the foreplay, if your mushroom soldier is standing at attention for a longer time before you unload your ammunition, the massive explosion is sure to shock and awe.

#5 Really really psych yourself up. When it cums time to spew the goo, fuckin SCREAM and hold her down and choke her and turn your entire soul inside out... on her face. if she likes facials she'll probably dig it.

#6 good luck not puttin a bun in her oven, cause your lil swimmers will be fuckin supercharged with manly goodness. They're gonna try to go where nature intended, so hopefully you remember to break yourself on her pertty face. Otherwise your gonna be that 2-pump chump who knocked her up and didnt even make her slutty legs shake.

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Posted March 04 2008 - 08:53 PM

Spaghetti ? for real? like a big ass plate of noodles and sauce with meatballs ?

This right here just made my day!!!!!!!! to just be checkin this thread out and he's like OMFG WITH NOODLES AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! HOLY JESUS ON ICE SKATES BITCH, I SAID GIMMIE THOSE F*CKING NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :spam: :drool:

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Posted March 06 2008 - 01:28 PM

It's pretty easy, actually. Just go buy a basic multi-vitamin. They contain zinc, and zinc increases the production of semen. I can 100% testify to this being true.

Typically if you aren't already on a multi-vitamin and aren't already getting unusually large amounts of zinc through your diet, you should be able to notice your initial increase in semen production rather easily, because you'll start getting erections easier and more often due to the fact that you have a bigger load than usual (also, I believe that the initial "spike" in semen production makes for an unusually "happy" cock, so expect that as well).

And as little side note: Semen is stored at your "chode"; the area behind your balls where the "root" of your penis is as it travels between your legs and towards your anus. The more semen you have the bigger this area will appear and feel, especially when you have an erection, and the bigger and more tender it will be to the touch, as your semen store really begins to build (i.e. you can actually "feel" the semen stores on each side). Sperm is stored in the balls and under normal circumstances it basically increases right along with your semen. I've actually had a big enough load before (semen AND sperm, of course) that my scrotum experienced some noticeable vascularity.

I believe there are a few other natural things that are known to increase semen and/or sperm production, but I can't recall what they are at the moment.


How long after starting on zinc does it take to see results?

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Posted March 06 2008 - 01:33 PM

The really hilarious thing about this is that AcidConspiracy's advice - at least the first four parts - is good. (It's funny because he writes like a retarded 8-year-old, so you don't really expect him to have anything useful to say, lol - no offense, Acid, I think you're funny and give good advice so you're okay in my book)

Seriously, those of you who are really worried about this: AcidConspiracy's first four points are the only things you should bother trying. The rest is all bullshit.

#25 Crazycarnut

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Posted March 06 2008 - 03:54 PM

I once heard that if you eat alot of proten that can help you get a bigger load going.

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Posted March 07 2008 - 09:22 AM

Yeah, but a higher protein intake makes it taste worse. Which, I suppose, is a moot point since Jay-Jay is aiming for the face.

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Posted March 15 2008 - 11:08 AM

The really hilarious thing about this is that AcidConspiracy's advice - at least the first four parts - is good. (It's funny because he writes like a retarded 8-year-old, so you don't really expect him to have anything useful to say, lol - no offense, Acid, I think you're funny and give good advice so you're okay in my book)

Seriously, those of you who are really worried about this: AcidConspiracy's first four points are the only things you should bother trying. The rest is all bullshit.


I'm not offended MollyB, but I'm also neither 8 nor retarded. I wrote the above post in response to the conversation before it. Yes its all crude slang and laughs, but it's all sincere advice, and sound advice.

Dont take 5&6 for granted! Being really into the sex WILL help. If you dont get off all day you'll probably be done faster- aim for the right target.
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Posted March 22 2008 - 11:07 PM

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#29 ROYBOY

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Posted March 26 2008 - 09:03 PM

Here's some tips that I know of::)

If you eats alot of peanutbutter, or candy or cookies that have peanutbutter in them, oatmeal, or oatmeal cookies,eggs or egg whites etc, it will change the amount and thickest of his ejaculate. Let at least 3 to 5 days pass if not a full week, of holding back your load and letting it build up, the size of it should be very large and thick.

Just remember Oatmeal, Peanuts or peanutbutter, egg or eggwhites, and as far as food like meat, eat nice amount of some kind of stake for lots of zinc


If your want to do pills instead then: Zinc, vitamin C, some kind of Multi Mega Vitamin for your protein, and L-Arginnine pills maybe with some Maca.

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Posted March 26 2008 - 11:21 PM

try the ropes

http://www.ogozone.c...oplex-ropes.cfm

it works very well for what your looking to do