Top Ten ways to ask for a blowjob...

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  1. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    NUMBER TEN!

    My ex used to do it.
     
    rmorgan, Aug 3, 2007
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  3. OneLoveHerbsman

    OneLoveHerbsman Member

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    Wheres the list sis?
     
    OneLoveHerbsman, Aug 4, 2007
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    #9: here's $50
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Aug 4, 2007
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  7. Lanstar Zero

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    #8: I think you need more protien in your diet...
     
    Lanstar Zero, Aug 5, 2007
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  9. hannahannahannah

    hannahannahannah What's a Palindrome?

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    #7 "I eat a lot of pineapple, that makes it sweet. Did you know that?"
     
    hannahannahannah, Aug 5, 2007
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  11. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    #6: It's National Swallow-The-Load Day.
     
    rmorgan, Aug 6, 2007
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  13. Aladdin

    Aladdin Banned

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    Number #5, the CIA is searching for my dick, I need to hide it.
     
    Aladdin, Aug 6, 2007
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  15. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Number #1: I'll do you, if you do me

    fuck those other numbers :)
     
    Duck, Aug 6, 2007
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  17. EXAchilles

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    #4, If I told you "you have a nice body", would you pull me under the table and suck me off?
     
    EXAchilles, Aug 6, 2007
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  19. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    #3: just straight up.. "suck it!"
     
    i_was_in_shroom_land, Aug 6, 2007
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  21. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    #2: why ask with words when you can just unzip and grab her by the hair?
     
    Duck, Aug 6, 2007
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  23. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    #1.5: "I finally washed down there."
     
    lace_and_feet, Aug 6, 2007
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  25. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Ahaha I like this one

    I think Imma try it...
     
    Duck, Aug 6, 2007
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  27. mystic_boy

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    harsh!
     
    mystic_boy, Aug 7, 2007
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  29. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    ROFLMAO :lol: I think you're more likely to scare the girl into not doing it.
     
    Musikero, Aug 7, 2007
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  31. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    ha.
    i've said that before. :&
     
    mushie18, Aug 7, 2007
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  33. moLatoff

    moLatoff Banned

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    LOOK!!!
    I bet they're a perfect fit!
     
    moLatoff, Aug 7, 2007
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  35. Aladdin

    Aladdin Banned

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    Number 1.4.9

    My seamen are drowning, they need to swich ship.
     
    Aladdin, Aug 7, 2007
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  37. nakedundermyclothes

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    guys never ask me...i either offer or they tell me to...sometimes i like a man who tells me what to do...it's kinda sexy...
     
    nakedundermyclothes, Aug 7, 2007
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    :(
     
    jaxx, Aug 8, 2007
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