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#1 rmorgan

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Posted August 03 2007 - 01:08 PM

NUMBER TEN!

My ex used to do it.

#2 OneLoveHerbsman

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Posted August 04 2007 - 08:49 PM

Wheres the list sis?

#3 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted August 04 2007 - 10:57 PM

#9: here's $50

#4 Lanstar Zero

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Posted August 05 2007 - 12:55 PM

#8: I think you need more protien in your diet...
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#5 hannahannahannah

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Posted August 05 2007 - 01:05 PM

#7 "I eat a lot of pineapple, that makes it sweet. Did you know that?"

#6 rmorgan

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Posted August 06 2007 - 12:08 PM

#6: It's National Swallow-The-Load Day.

#7 Aladdin

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Posted August 06 2007 - 12:27 PM

Number #5, the CIA is searching for my dick, I need to hide it.

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Posted August 06 2007 - 12:32 PM

Number #1: I'll do you, if you do me

fuck those other numbers :)
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#9 EXAchilles

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Posted August 06 2007 - 07:57 PM

#4, If I told you "you have a nice body", would you pull me under the table and suck me off?
"If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people."

"People use the word 'natural'... What is natural to me is these botanical species which interact directly with the nervous system. What I consider artificial is 4 years at Harvard, and the Bible, and Saint Patrick's cathedral, and the sunday school teachings."

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#10 i_was_in_shroom_land

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Posted August 06 2007 - 10:09 PM

#3: just straight up.. "suck it!"
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I was in shroom land...
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LOVE shroom land.
were
YOU in shroom land?



#11 Duck

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Posted August 06 2007 - 10:13 PM

#2: why ask with words when you can just unzip and grab her by the hair?
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#12 lace_and_feet

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Posted August 06 2007 - 10:19 PM

#1.5: "I finally washed down there."
Thank God for the decent people.

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Posted August 06 2007 - 10:20 PM

#1.5: "I finally washed down there."

Ahaha I like this one

I think Imma try it...
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#14 mystic_boy

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Posted August 07 2007 - 06:04 AM

#2: why ask with words when you can just unzip and grab her by the hair?

harsh!

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Posted August 07 2007 - 07:28 AM

#1.5: "I finally washed down there."


ROFLMAO :lol: I think you're more likely to scare the girl into not doing it.

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Posted August 07 2007 - 09:03 AM

#1.5: "I finally washed down there."


ha.
i've said that before. :&

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Posted August 07 2007 - 09:12 AM

#2
LOOK!!!
I bet they're a perfect fit!

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Posted August 07 2007 - 10:47 AM

Number 1.4.9

My seamen are drowning, they need to swich ship.

#19 nakedundermyclothes

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Posted August 07 2007 - 04:21 PM

guys never ask me...i either offer or they tell me to...sometimes i like a man who tells me what to do...it's kinda sexy...

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Posted August 08 2007 - 02:19 PM

:(

#21 rmorgan

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Posted August 08 2007 - 02:43 PM

#13: "Suck it, bitch!"