What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

haha. so good.

 

One of the buildings that I worked in when I was in my 20s had a central heating boiler room in the basement. I used to sneak off down there for a wank at virtually any time during the working day, sometimes 2/3 a day. It was warm and had a lockable door so I often stripped off and gave my boner a good seeing to. I kept a glass jar hidden on a shelf to ejaculate into and saved loads of my semen in it.

 

In my friend's wife's panty drawer while house sitting.

 

back of the bus with someone sitting in front of us

 

On a train

 

Dressing room in a store.... Stockroom at work...

 

On skype for 3 close friends that wanted to watch..
lol
oh my...

 

i often masturbate over porn and naked sluts while my mother is in the next room. it always feels so naughty. if she has to walk past i stop rubbing it through my pants but don't even bother to close the pages any more. she's been in the room talking to me while i've been downloading pics of sluts covered in cum or watching a girl taking a huge black cock in her ass.

 

True story- in my truck, on the freeway, cruise control on at night, left knee on the seat, right knee on the dash doggie style- facing the drivers window, holding the wheel with one hand, masturbating with the other, with my ass in clear view from the passenger window (ish), oh buck naked too....

 

I was hitch-hiking through Germany about a year ago, I'd spent every single day of our trip with one of my best friends (hostels etc) and had no opportunity to make myself cum...so whilst hitch-hiking, my friend needed to go to the toilet, he went off to the nearby woods...I took that opportunity to masturbate in a roadside ditch with my huge hiking rucksack on whilst oncoming traffic stopped pretty much next to my head...one of my favourite masturbation sessions ever.

 

In a psychiatric hospital.

 

Most recently would probably the bathroom at Starbucks

 

Oh boy, where to start... Many different places, never been caught that I know of.

The usual places:

• At work, my office or in the toilet stall.
• In the car many times either parked or while driving

The not so usual places and best memories:

• Last row of the bus one time, there was nobody next to me but there was someone diagonal in front of me. Splooged all over the floor. Always wanted to try it after seeing some crazy videos online.
• Pulling up to fast food windows (would never finish though)
• In public jacuzzi's either at the gym or at hotels. Usually only when nobody is around I'd either wank it or when able I'd position myself to get a good massage from the jet till climax. One time totally unintentional there was this hot chick with big tits alone in the jacuzzi at the gym (something pretty rare, usually it's old dudes) and there were a few people in the pool too. I got in the jacuzzi, sat across from her, the Jets were on and my eyes drifted towards her cleavage barely noticeable due to the water line and I got hard quick. Descreatly undid my B-suit string, pulled out the snake and started stroking right there. She didn't seem to notice and just sat there in a trance. Boy it was so exhilarating fully exposed but shielded by the jet bubbles, beating off to her. I kind of kept it on the edge as how often do you get an opertunaty like that... This went on for about 5+ minutes till she slowly got out, and as she turned around, went up the steps bending over showing that perfect ass I blew my load. Then went for a swim in the pool
• There's this drive through coffee shop with hot young girls who dress up in very skimpy revealing undies / bras. They intentionally show off and twerk a bit for good tips. So I'd wank it in route and get very close, then pull up. Ask for a cup of joe and while they are bending down, wiggling their tush I'd blast off to a fine piece of ass. One time I grabbed cup with goo on my hand, not sure if she knew or not
• I rarely ever go to a strip joint, probably like 2-3 times ever in my life. Went to one with some friends one time. Got Horney pretty quick obviously. Turned down a few girls till the one I wanted finally sat down next to me. Put her arms all over me and asked me if I'd sit down for a song. Told her I would after the current song ended & she said she'd do this song and the next as well for the one song price. She sat me down & started riding me, I was wearing loose pants and she could tell I was hard right away, started stroking me through my pants. I told her to take a closer look expecting her to shrug me off but she undid my zipper and pulled it out. OMG she was beautiful and I was hard as a rock. She stroked a bit, slid on me a bit, told me I could touch her anywhere which I did, and just as the 2nd song was ending and she was stroking I blew my load all over her hand and my pants. She looked at me with a look like "Really?" I just smiled, said thanks and gave her an extra $10. Sat down next to my friends where no other dancer came up to me for the rest of the time we were in there, lol. Worth $30 to me!
• Never been to massage parlors, but through a bad neck injury my Doctor prescribed me physical therapy and a handful of massages. Made some massage appointments at a "reputable" place that would take insurance, not one of those asian places. But did my homework and scheduled it with the best looking girl in there. First time she broke me in half. 2nd time I told her to just do a normal full body massage which was awesome. We talked quite a bit and some of it pretty sexual, but she outright said she didn't do anything "extra." Third time I went there, wore my boxers as usual, but undid the button. And when i turned over guess who poked out. She said nothing & continued the massage. Knowing I was exposed I started to get hard, again she said nothing. Finally I broke the ice and said "Sorry if I'm getting excited it just feels really good" to which she said, "You're more than just excited and I looked down and pretended to act surprised. Said I was sorry to which she said, doesn't bother me, seen one seen them all. I hinted if she'd do anything to which again she said no but she said feel free to do whatever you want. I took the cue and started masturbating right then as she kept rubbing me. It didn't take long for me to cum, to which she nicely gave me a tissue and then finished massaging me

 

It's not masturbating per se, but I once fingered my girlfriend to orgasm on the living room couch when her sister was sitting at the kitchen table doing homework (the two rooms are connected). My girlfriend was under a blanket and her sister was looking the other way, but, still, we were so close to getting caught.

 

well i v done it in many places,, theater, mall dressing room, friends house in his moms bedroom, step sisters room love d them all

 

I have done it many places also. The last risky place was at a park in front of this old woman fishing. I was on the other side of small creek when I was done she smiled and waved at me.

 

I've jerked off in a public porta-potty at a festival, at work, at school, in a hotel with some friends, at my cousins house, and In the middle of the woods

 

where were you in Germany?

 

About 8 years ago I went for an early morning stroll on our local beach and needed to pee as it was early in the morning and a warm summers day I was wearing shorts and pulled my cock out and let loose.As I shook off the drips unsurprisingly I got hard and wanked a little bit then thought I would be seen so put it away and walked home,however when I went for walks again I was overcome by the need to wank on the beach and over the years have become more daring so that last summer I managed to get behind some rocks and strip naked lie on a towel and masturbate and cum with people about 60 meters away -a massive turn on.

 

Now, that is crazy, risky, and awesome. I've done the same.