What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

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  1. The Walking Dickhead

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  2. joelucas69

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    Well, if you want to go that route, then:
    England, Scotland, Spain, Belgium, France, Germany, Italy, Turkey, Ethiopia, Canada, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Czech Republic
     
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    Quite like one of my experiences with a coworker while in the military, posted elsewhere on this forum.
     
  4. PeterF

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    The time I masturbate my wife in a taxi. :)
    Super hot.
    :)

    Myself? In a train with my wife watching.
     
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    Walmart bathroom
     
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    When I was younger, i was at my fri nds house and I took,a pair of his sisters dirty panties into his bathroom and smelled them while jerking off. Ending up doing that several times with both his sisters panties.
     
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    On the horizontal strut of an industrial gas turbine during construction.
     
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  8. 13 visiting with a friend at their cabin...went for a walk in nearby (within 20 feet of the cabin) berry bushes...they were high and sort of in a spiral....sun was out...it was warm....I dropped my draws and went for it fantasizing about being caught by his mother.....
     
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    Bathroom in a Vegas Casino. There were so many hot women in the casino, I had to go relieve myself.
     
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    We were out of town for a family wedding. We stayed at a relatives house with my wifes family. Sleep arrangements were crowded. My wife and I and my brother in law slept on the floor in the living room. My father in law had the only other bed available on account of his disabilities. My mother in law slept on one couch at the head of us and my sister in law on the other couch next to me. I woke up around 5:00 and noticed my sister in laws butt hanging out one side of her panties under her nightgown. Wasnt a couple feet from me. I coukdnt resist reaching down and stroking myself as I watched her. Of course fantasy came in to lay. Quietly I pulled one off right there without anyones knowledge. I had to release inside my pants in order to be able to get up later and shower. To this day I think she intended to have her butt out and pointed toward me. I am relatively sure nobody was aware of my getting off.
     
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    new one.
    In the car, while my wife was driving, not stop until the end. :)
     
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    I went camping once with a group of friends to a huge forest. I went down to the river only a couple of hundred metres away to have a swim but got super horny and ended up lying on the bank in the sun naked and jerking off till I came. Where I was there was no way of hiding if someone came down. It made it so exciting,
     
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    At work. I was extremely frustrated and having a bad day when I got to my desk i opened my handbag looking for a sweet and saw my vibrator. I immediately walked to the loo. Into the cubicle. Lifted my skirt. Dropped my panty. And made myself wet then pushed it in at worked myself till I had an orgasm. Pulled it out wiped it. Peed. Panty up. Skirt down. Freshened up. And I felt so much better.
     
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    We live in a 55 plus mobile home park in ca. I have problems sleeping all night long due to back and shoulder pain. In the summer time I sleep raw and used to go out on our porch to smoke (I've since quit smoking and vape so I can do it inside) I still like to go out there in the middle of the night starkers. I was sitting there one night sipping on a soda and vaping when my wife poked her head out and goes "Oh there you are" I said come on out and have a seat it's nice and cool. She did and she was wearing the same thing I was. We sat there for a few and I started playing with her and she kept giggling and telling me not to outside I was so far gone I knew I wouldn't last long so I said to her, I'll bet I can shoot it over the railing she laughed kind of embarrassed like and said I wouldn't dare. So I did and the first shot went over it but not the rest. We played for a while out there and she got scared when the paper guy drove by and went in
     
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    On a tiny 50 x 100' island in a lake. I had an hour alone while my friends left to get more beer. I got completely muddy but since I had swam there it wasn't a problem. I stripped off my bathing suit, sat down on an old log and went at it.
     
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    I don't have any great ones - the thought of going a bit crazier turns me on but when it comes down to it I chicken out!

    Two highlights I think about sometimes: in a hotel room alone but with the curtains open (daytime) with another hotel right across the road. I was really hoping to be seen and eventually this hot older business guy stood by his window staring out and i thought he was watching me. When he stripped off and started stroking I knew for sure! I came so quickly. Super hot and one of my go tos when I'm masturbating.

    I was also once at a really boring conference. I was pretty horny at the time (hadn't been laid in ages) and was hoping to pick up at the conference dinner but no luck. The next morning I was still randy and during the morning break I went to the bathroom and rubbed one out. I could hear everyone talking and drinking coffee just outside the door, which turned me on even more. When I left the bathroom I was pretty flushed and wondered whether anyone noticed!
     
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    The most insane place where I masturbated and ejaculated in my knickers is in my classroom during lunch break. I was just 8 years of age at that time.
     
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  18. Todd Johnson

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    Best places are the girls high school locker rooms or with a bunch of panties in a girl's dressing room at a store.
     
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  19. On a night flight coming home from a holiday and on a nude beach
     
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    Back when you could post on cl i posted I like to be watched jerking.
    Meet a couple girls but this one invited me to her house an she would set on the couch an tell me to take my cloth off an stand in front of her an jerk off. So I did an Cum on a towel she gave me then get dressed an leave.
    This happened three time with her it was incredible I didn't know her didn't even know her name......
     
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  21. Slunted

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    In the car all the time, in my backyard, in the movies, anywhere I can haha total deviant
     
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