What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

looking back i've jacked off in quite a few places.
classroom during class
bathroom at school (urinal and stall)
in a tree on the side of a back road
behind a building by pretty busy road
while driving
airplane bathroom
bottom bunk in dorm (with roommate sleeping above)
while riding my bike at night
many public bathrooms, sometimes i'd get on my knees and stick my dick out under the stall. The thrill of someone walking in and seeing is thrilling!
changing room at department store
shed at relatives house
walking down campus at night (didn't finish unfortunately)
and a public sauna with people walking around outside
also a couple different houses that I was watching (in the multiple rooms)
and the top of a parking garage looking over at everyone walking around

 

Awkward moment when you realize you had world history with that girl...

 

It is dangerous but i have done it to, masturbated many times in my car

 

I have done it at every one of my friends houses and none of them know about it. Well the ones I didn't have sex with don't lol

 

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I'm very guilty of this too...

 

School garden with my ex

 

job's bathroom

 

Disused tenement block.

 

My sister's house while she and a few friends were in the room.
Though I never came from it, I used to rub my pussy a lot in class when I went to school. Never got caught luckily but a couple friends knew about it.

 

In my car while driving. Takes 20 minutes to go to work on the highway, so out it popped from the leg of my shorts, and I wanked till I cam into a napkin. Makes driving interesting.

Another time I was on a trip with a bunch of people from college and the room was full of guys in sleeping bags all over the floor. While I was never sure they were all sleeping, I still rhythmically squeezed my dick over and over very quietly until I came in my sleeping bag. That same weekend I did it in an open shower (three shower heads in one big open space in the guys bathroom) - at any point someone could've walked in.

I also was in a dorm that had shared bathrooms, and wanked off into a urinal in the middle of the night. Again, anyone could've come in.

I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember any right now.

:2thumbsup:

 

work after we closed, got caught by another employee cuz he forgot something,

 

A funeral home. I stole the visitor's log book, took it in the bathroom, and jizzed between the pages. It was really stressful to pull it off. I felt like James Bond. I had to hide the book under my trench coat, complete the deed, and return it. I jizzed on a couple of the back pages. I almost got busted by the funeral director when I put it back. I had to get out of there before anyone discovered it. It definitely had a come smell to it.

 

in the shower in jail :hide:

 

Haha...this is hilarious

 

campground shower

 

Now tell us what happened when you dropped the soap.

 

^:rofl:

 

maybe I need soap on a rope

 

sitting in my seat on a long haul flight, not sure if i was caught or not.