Lick My Asshole Please

My girlfriend has this crazy expectation that on her birthday, she should get multiple orgasms that add up to her new age. This started when she turned 40. In a few days, she turns 42.

So, to rise to this challenge, I need to do everything I can think of. I'm in training right now. It has turned into a tradition that her birthday celebration start off with my licking her asshole until she achieves #1, right after she takes a shower. She loves it!

 

ok Fuck-Nut... just because you are scared to let go, doesn't mean you need to be gross or ignorant...

If you don't like the subject matter MOVE THE FUCK ON!

Dumbass-post-whoring-shit heads just irritate me...

As for the OP...

Lick & njoy being licked... you will know if its safe or not... go for it...

My wife is of the "don't ask, don't tell.. GOOD GOD! that felt amazing group... occasionally "slips" in return...baby steps... baby steps..

r.

 

I just like lick pussy only! till his "juice" come pour out!

 

i love the taste and feel of a woman's asshole, almost as much as i love the taste and feel of vagina

 

I lick every inch of my wife's body.. her asshole included. When I first did it she moaned like a cat in heat, then never admitted she licked it. But she always backs into my tongue. its so soft and sweet can could I not?

 

what the fuck

 

Goss... I like to lick tht place - and my wife enjoy it been licked & touched, but she dislike anything inside asshole.

 

We did it!

 

open2optionsDFW This was not a lie, so why dont you come tongue me big fella rettyplease:

 

I find that the 'average' person does not understand the sexual and emotional power of licking butthole. The butthole is like a mystical chocolate flavored chute of orgasmic pleasure for both male and female. I recall when I first heard of pleasure through the means of licking one's sphincter. I vowed to never take the exit directly up the hershey highway. Yet, I never locked my backdoor when making the beast with two backs so the option of tonguing my tailpipe was open. It was when I was with a 70 year panther (term used for a cougar older than 50.) that she opened my eyes to the pleasure of packing fudge with a tongue. My world was twisted upside down. I realized what a delight it was. It felt amazing to fart, while in the act also. I commend everyone who enjoys it.

 

LMAO- seriously?? You farted while in the act?

 

I had a girl let out a little gas while I was eating her ass. She was a little embarrassed a little, but I didn't mind. I just ate her ass harder and she was happy.

 

Yes, I have. But, he usually just does it anyway. He knows that I enjoy it.

 

Wow, it's amazing how many people on this website can't spell or type correctly.

 

If you have noticed, they're all usually in the "real kinky" or other sub-forums of the "Love & Sex" forum.

What does that tell you?

 

they are typing with 1 hand?

 

1) They're sexual trolls who never learned to spell or write properly
2) They are young and trolling because they've just discovered that people talk about this kind of content on the internet


The reason I say it's probably one of these two reasons is because they always have low post counts and they usually are never seen in any other threads or forums. They don't seem like they are here to actually be part of the Hip Forums community. More so just to post fly by night odd sexual threads, get their rocks off and then leave.

 

I've had it requested a time or 2, but if i'm comfortable enough with the female to put my mouth on her then i was probably going to do it anyway

 

It's even funnier to me when no one responds to their posts so they put up a post begging for people to reply.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Many enjoy that feeling but not me. I just think it's pretty much nasty lol! If someone asked me to do that, I just stop and give them an are you serious look lol