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#1 overlymature

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Posted May 10 2007 - 01:38 PM

What do you guys use for lubes that aren't the conventional personal lubricants? Like things from the grocery stores etc. Thanks

#2 mushie18

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Posted May 10 2007 - 02:34 PM

I always use normal lube.

I used saliva once.

#3 ahimsa

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Posted May 10 2007 - 02:42 PM

Soaps can irritate
oils/petroleum degrade condoms

Saliva can work well, but doesn't seem slippery enough to be comfortable during anal.

Personally, I think store bought lubes work really well. Why exactly do you want to make your own?

Possibly something like glycerin might work, but I've never tried and don't know if it's healthy

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Posted May 10 2007 - 03:25 PM

I always use normal lube.

I used saliva once.

no one cares faggit what ur fathers does wit ur ass... are you people sick why are u puting stuff up your a hole

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Posted May 10 2007 - 03:27 PM

no one cares faggit what ur fathers does wit ur ass... are you people sick why are u puting stuff up your a hole




yo word up, mushie u make me fukin sick u faggit no1 wants to hear ur faggit ass talk about ur saliva as lube


p.s GAYBOY

#6 overlymature

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Posted May 11 2007 - 12:35 AM

yo word up, mushie u make me fukin sick u faggit no1 wants to hear ur faggit ass talk about ur saliva as lube


p.s GAYBOY


You probably shouldn't look at this board if you aren't 18+

#7 the takeover_NoHomo

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Posted May 12 2007 - 03:16 AM

You probably shouldn't look at this board if you aren't 18+

you shoudnt put stuff up your ass if your a real man you faggit

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Posted May 12 2007 - 05:52 AM

That was a good question, overlymature. Oil works well. Try olive oil. Moisturizer like Lubriderm or some other is also a good one. I hope that helps. Enjoy!
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Posted May 12 2007 - 11:32 AM

Fuck that.

Platinum WET all the way. Astroglide isn't horrible, either, but you need to keep putting more on.
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#10 BodyElectric

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Posted May 12 2007 - 04:15 PM

Homemade, shmomade. Silicon FTW
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#11 luvmywifesass

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Posted May 12 2007 - 07:21 PM

As I understand it, oil based lubricants do bad things in the rectum (bacteria wise). I'll have to look into that, though.

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Posted May 12 2007 - 07:29 PM

Oh man....that just brought to mind the urban legend about the mayonaise lube and the consequential maggots growig in a very uncomfortable region......
Why are you looking at me for the answers? I just got here. :eek:


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Posted May 12 2007 - 11:15 PM

I dont know why everyone doesnt just use vaseline. Its god's gift to anal lovers.
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#14 mushie18

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Posted May 13 2007 - 09:29 PM

I dont know why everyone doesnt just use vaseline. Its god's gift to anal lovers.


Doesn't wash off as easily as most lubricants.

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Posted May 14 2007 - 06:03 AM

I dont know why everyone doesnt just use vaseline. Its god's gift to anal lovers.


I prefer a good lube, but I always take a small pot of vaseline around just incase lol hmmm maybe i can market a sex 'travel kit'....

1. small pot of vaseline
2. Condoms
3. Baby wipes
4. handcuffs
5. private parts trimmer (think thats what they are called)
6....errr..... any ideas?
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Posted May 14 2007 - 08:14 PM

Check out the easter basket on that bunny! ^^^^^

Ahahah.
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#17 monosphere

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Posted May 14 2007 - 10:18 PM

I dont know why everyone doesnt just use vaseline. Its god's gift to anal lovers.


The reason why many don't use vaseline is because it will destroy a condom. Sure, it makes for some greasy fun in the sack, but then you're no longer practicing safe sex. But if you're gonna be barebacking anyway, have at it.

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Posted May 15 2007 - 02:18 AM

Ding! Monosphere is the winner.

If you're using a condom you want a water based lube.
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Posted May 15 2007 - 01:23 PM

Boy Butter is nice and greasy but washes off with even cold water. White and gloppy though. yuck.

#20 BigBoyPants

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Posted May 15 2007 - 01:33 PM

I use the natural ass juices

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Posted May 15 2007 - 01:44 PM

I prefer a good lube, but I always take a small pot of vaseline around just incase lol hmmm maybe i can market a sex 'travel kit'....

1. small pot of vaseline
2. Condoms
3. Baby wipes
4. handcuffs
5. private parts trimmer (think thats what they are called)
6....errr..... any ideas?


Yeah. I have an idea........................change that ugly ass underwear.

#22 mushie18

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Posted May 15 2007 - 02:56 PM

I use the natural ass juices


That doesn't work too well.

#23 bluesman69

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Posted July 05 2007 - 08:57 PM

i use olive oil of course i just use it for anal play

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Posted December 15 2008 - 04:37 PM

I've been wonderinf the same question, and, I was reading for an answer, and frankly if ppl have an issue with this, then they probably should not even read, and redirect themselves, I saw some one ask why one would stick things in there ass, I will counter question that, Why would one want too do oral? or maybe, why would one go any where other than the female sexual organ? if you think about it, it is all the same whether anal, oral, or any other, for it is not original meaning, but people do it, and no one is in high enough standing to bash on those who do, any ways.

I was wondering if there are any household lotions or moisturizers that would work? mainly cause I get a lot of guests at my house and argue it all you want, but I think it would be embarrassing if they found a container of Lube, so I am looking for a less obvious means.

#25 PineMan

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Posted December 15 2008 - 09:35 PM

I use the natural ass juices

There's no such thing (unless the receiver has diarhoeah).

There is a saying that I first came across when I was a teenager, and I still remember it to this day, nigh on 30 years later - "There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Lube".

#26 gymskirtboy

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Posted December 25 2008 - 07:10 PM

There's no such thing (unless the receiver has diarhoeah).
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Not true. Not all people have it, but if I'm really excited, after I have douched my ass out, the Mrs can get a small dildo up my ass, and as she shags me with it I make loads of clear lube up my ass so when she moves on to bigger things theres no need for artificial lubes. Also sometines I cum up my ass (another disputed thing as it seems only a few people can do it) I get really messy with my own lube. I have to be really excited for that to happen though.

#27 Severely stoned

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Posted December 26 2008 - 02:16 AM

you can buy lube at the store... or mayo

#28 angryassdrummer

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Posted December 28 2008 - 06:09 PM

once my partner and i searched the whole house at 3am for something to use as anal lube....the only thing we found was shampoo
it did the job but had to constantly keep reapplying it