How is the person above of you gonna die?

Peed on electric fence. Grounded a little better than last time.

 

tried to ride his harley across a frozen river.......

 

Was holding Crummy's root as he peed...

 

fell into a nest of killer bees.....

 

Gives his 4 year old grandson a sword for Christmas.

 

Decided to blow dry her hair in the bathtub because she was running late. ​

 

catches disease licking the sticky floors at the theater

 

put too much gun powder in his latest cherry bomb creation......

 

Wanted to skinny dip in lava ​

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Bled to death when her massive labia were hung in her jeans zipper while she was going commando.

 

Decided he was going to be cool and go swimming with the crocodiles.. ​

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After consuming 3/5ths of a liter of Everclear, decided to blow fire, but had to sneeze and inhaled the flame.

 

Even though the railroad signals indicated a train was coming.. crummyrummy decided that he/she could make it across easy... he/she could not.. and was smashed flatter than a flapjack.

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cyanide laced salvia

 

Crummyrummy ate some tainted dog food from China ​

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bad veggies, hunched over in a booth at a restaraunt

 

Came under the spell of a very charming man... who, come to find out, was a serial killer.. and a cannibal ​

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are you watching the same show as me?


Ate some rancid baby flesh, died of food poisoning.

 

is gonna die in a skydiving accident

 

Wanted to see what an electric chair felt like. ​

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