I get paid to listen to people bitch

3-11pm 6 days a weeks for the 3rd week in a row
I'm sick of it

 

what do you do?

I get paid to serve bitchy people...Im sure we could have a lot to rant on about together.................

 

Can I have your job?

 

Guest services/I'm here to listen to you bitch at a ski resort in colorado
I also hate giving directions.
I hate talking to foreigners (no offense) I can't understand them
I hate arguing about room charges
I hate folding bills and putting them in envelopes
I hate answering call after call after call after call after call
I hate dispatching resort security
But I like getting paid $12/hr to sit in a leather couch and post on hipforums

 

You hate talking to foreigners?

I am offended.

I request immediate recompansion.

Like... a free stay in the resort

 

See, I didn't mean to offend! It's just so annoying when I'm taking a call every few seconds and I spend 10 minutes with someone I can't understand from China trying to tell them the time or something stupid.
But yes, Sir Rubin, you can come stay at my resort for free. Any time.
Long as you snowboard with me!

 

Be careful, I might show up on your doorstep.

I can't snowboard though... teach me!

I am still offended, I am actually 1/125 Chinese, and you are insulting my ancestors... shame on you.

 

yeah girl....tourists suck

mind you who might take offense, there IS a difference between tourist and traveler

I work across the street from the beach, and I could write a book about the gems that come outta some people's mouths

 

shame...i am covered in it

 

hey hey...i'm a foreigner and mildly offended, and i snow board...i suggest you give me his free stay

 

I am still offended, I am both a tourist, a traveller, and asian.

...and Jess... in the US... Canadians are not foreign...they are just... special

 

damn it...hey what if i talk in french while i'm there?

 

Then they'll be wooed by the sheer sexiness and will bow down to you like to a golden retriever (or God, you choose).

 

could be worse...
I'm unemployed *shrugs* no job to bitch about, just a severe lack of funds.

 

i'm that much chinese too (unless you were joking) or some fraction like that. according the geneologists or whatever they are called.

 

yeah jobs can be a bitch sometimes, and I definitely udnerstand the foreigner thing. I mean, it doenst obther me really, but for exmaple I worked at an ice cream place in my verytouristy town, and in summer SOOOOO many people come, and theres lines out the door from the ice cfream place, and its all hot outside and the doors open so you get all hot and the ice cream is sticky, and then youre just trying to go as fast as possible, and then you get a customer who cant speak any english.

and it takes about r950349 hours to figure out:
1.) what they wnat their ice cream in: cup or cone
2.) if a cone, then you still gotta figure out if they want a sugar, cake, or wafel cone
3.) once youve gotten past that challenge, you gotta determine the size: single or double scoop
4.) the flavor
5.) the DREADED fifth step, you ALWAYS hope it doesnt come, you hope they choose to omit it, but it always seems to come with the foreigners------TOPPINGS!!!

and you get foriengers that would come in and be all like:
"Have you a pink ice cream?"
and then you sit there and are like
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh....." and you open up every freezer and look in to see if theres a pink ice cream because you cant remember if you have a pink ice cream or not.

or! they ask:
"whats the best chocoalte flavor you have??"
and chocolate is in practically EVERY flavor, even if it only has little presence, its STILL tehre. so my answer is:
"yeah....tehy all have chocolate."

 

The best bit of travelling is trying to order ice cream in a language you can't speak...

seriously.

 

That's rather true though... especially because you usually get something you didn't order and it always tastes good.

 

ice cream is so amazing, could it ever go wrong?

 

I don't think I ever want to eat sperm ice cream... nope, not me, no no.