whats the biggest cock you ever had

I did not exactly pull out a measuring tape. It was huge, however, and I took it all.

 

"Once you've had black, you never go back."

BUT

"Once you've have white, you just might..."

 

the biggest i ever had was an average sized cockatoo

 

Seems like this issue/ debate/ size issue thing....is fueled by the porn industry's ability to use perspective and proportion to make guys look much bigger than they are. Yes, they are well endowed, but they are adept at using camera angles that make things look bigger. They also use the smallest women with the smallest hands , to exaggerate the proportions. Think about it, an 8" penis on a man that's 5'6 and 145 lbs is going to look freakishly huge. Same penis on a 6'3 230 lb guy....totally different....
Not sure what my point was...lol.

 

Ahhh, penis size discussions.....the sole purpose for the existence of the internet (no matter what CERN tell you )

Prior to 1990, all men were simply great drivers and great fighters. But since the advent of the world wide web, they all have the potential to be porn stars as well.....

 

Yeah ever since Ron Jeremy sucked himself off, men have been fighting a war.. lol

 

Another question that guys ask all the time. The answer is always "yours honey".

 

My biggest one was 10.5 in. I struggled with it in my pussy, but it felt sooo good in my ass!

 

Oddly enough, I've only rarely felt drawn to lay my weiner beside a tape measure. I'm happy with what I've got, and seem - gladly - free of the standard male obsession with how many inches they can leverage. The times curiosity did get the best of me I didn't have a tape measure or ruler lying around. But I've been told I have good size and also a good shape, as in a thicker than average dong. Not to sound like a douche, but most girls I've had sex with have spoken of an initial discomfort upon my first entering them, but then appreciating how tightly I fill them. It also tends to get bigger still as I near my climax.

 

Can i have my Horse back please...

 

I did it a few times. But I'm running out of hardware stores.

 

I've had a couple about 10 inches. Would love to see 14", no way I'd be able to take that much, but might have fun trying, if it was the right man.

:sunny:Jan

 

I have a 3inch killer!

 

my man has about a 8.5 and then the width is about 2.5 to 3 and let me tell you I am more that satisfied the big big ones will be so uncomfortable and you would not really enjoy it

 

You'd laugh at me then, I'll just stand and watch you two! Lol

 

The largest penis in the world, as far as we know, is 13.5 in (34 cm).

 

Penis size.....100 000 years after we developed speech, and we're still telling lies about dicks. I bet the first MM conversation was my cock bigger than yours followed by Gronk hitting Zog with an antelope bone.

It's a lot like my dog's bigger than yours. Doesn't matter a fuck. It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dicks are the same. To continue to be obsessed by penis size is as sexist as continuing to insist that big boobs are sexier than small.

 

AAAAAANND,there speaks Peanut-Dick. [^]


[alright Ivo,me old China?]

 

peanut dick? Whatever do you mean? are you suggesting it is salty? Or that it grows underground, has a shell, and tastes better roasted? perhaps you imply that some people may have an anaphalactic reaction if they eat it, and I should carry adrenalin just in case? Do you infer that it would go well in the company of pine nuts, toasted pumpkin seeds and dried fruit? is your proposal that it should be reduced to a paste and spread on to thick slices of bread?


(ok ok I stop now )

 

Well,no,no,no,no,.....and.......urrmmm......no.

Just that it's tiny,y'see.

Titchy.

Microscopic.

Teensy.

Looks like a gnat bite on your groin.

Diminutive.




Bugger-next page of my thesaurus is missing.