I'm such a [blank] that I [blank]

Yes, this is a Juggalo4ever and bird_migration rip-off game.

Fill in the blanks to form a funny sentence. For example:

"I'm such a pedophile that I have sex with pregnant women, hoping that the fetus will give me head."

Now it's your turn, but if you do not make me laugh, you will lose like the Aztecs. Or maybe it was the Mayans, I'm not really sure. Whichever fed the losers to polar bears or something, that's what you are.

 

You have only 13 posts and already you think you can come up with a fabulantastic game?
Please watch the supreme game masters in action before you decide to follow in our footsteps.

 

Please try to follow the rules.

For example, you could have said:

I am such a Dutch pervert that I stick my thumb in gushing dykes.

 

14 threads! BUT, sure acts like he knows about Mr. Birds and Juggs games that they like to post.

 

I am such an asshole that I refuse to follow the rules of this lousy rip-off.

 

I'm such a lousy rip-off that bird_migration actually dignified my lame-ass thread with a reply.

However, you did not make me laugh. Please bathe in A-1 sauce, as that is what the polar bears like the most.

 

I am pretty sure that the complete hipfora gang laughed at my reply, so I think there is something wrong with your sense of humor.

 

2250+ posts seems to have made you arrogant, which means I hate Spam even more.

 

Believe me, postcount does not have anything to do with that.

 

Well, I've never heard of inadequate penis size causing an inflated ego, so it certainly isn't that.

 

You are breaking your own rules.
I suggest you stop posting game threads if you do not plan to follow the rules.

 

If I followed the rules, then I wouldn't be a wild card. If I weren't a wild card, then my straight-faced partner would have no counter-part. And if my straight-faced partner had no counter-part, then this would be a very boring buddy cop flick.

 

Way to go on the low profile.

tencent you fill it out for me:

I'm such a _______ that I _________.

 

hi elliot. love ya.

 

I'm such a pee-chugger that I have a tumor the size of an egg.