Items to make into a dildo (MERGED)

i have a hard time imagining that someone would be stupid enough to stick bread up their butt hole

 

oh it's possible, not that i have tried it but oh yea its possible.

 

A hotdog in the UK is a sausage in a bun, so i was wondering what he ment by that, wether he's actually done it or not is another matter, as you know people will put anything on here
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Yeah, that's what it is in America too.. But still, bread in your butt hole lol. If anything goes wrong, he deserved to have it go wrong.

 

Obviously you've never tried a French baguette!

You could knock someone out with one of those.




Disclaimer: I've never crammed a French loaf up my arse either. I'm not responsible for any damage caused by said loaf of bread.

 

Bananas
Cucumbers
Facial cleanser bottles
Tin foil covered with (wet) paper towels (great friction) Shaped obviously
Screwdriver handles
Poland Spring bottles (a little big though)
Drill handles

the list could go on forever...

 

"tin foil covered with (wet) paper towels (great friction) shaped obviously"

WTF!!!!!! EXPLAIN

 

Yeah, the tin foil sounds a little weird to me as well.

 

you could end up cutting your insides, still if you've just taken it off your sandwiches at least your recycling
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Hm...I mean that you like shape the tin foil into the right size and shape for stiffness and then you completely cover it with paper towels and wet them so they stick and form fitly. The tin foil should never actually touch your rectum.

 

very creative i guess ?

but dont the paper towels just break apart while ur shoving them in ur ass

 

I've tried carrots and a cucumber...and torch. The latter (covered with a condom) worked pretty well but I don't recommend the cucumber. Your asshole will feel like it wants to tear in half Oww....

 

which is better any kind of dildo homemade or professional or the real thing?

 

600ml coke bottle full of water.

 

I once had one of these very thick children's pens with ten different colours of ink which are shaped exactly like a vibrator. Also the right kind of shampoo bottle or the rear end of your hairbrush, etcetera etcetera.

I prefer these over real dildoes because they're so much cheaper.

 

I used a shampoo bottle, it hurts at first, but then it feels good.

 

what are some objects a guy could stick up his butt for pleasure? That you could find at home?

 

THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS WHAT ISNT A GOOD HOUSEHOLD PRODUCT I HAVE GOTTEN EXTREEMLY KINKY AND HARD CORE SO I AM PROBABLY ALOT LARGER IN MY ANAL PASSAGE OVER THE YRS OF PENETRATION BUT I STARTED WITH A 16oz BUD LIGHT BOTTLE AND PLAYED WITH CUCUMBERS THEN TO THE SHAMPOO BOTTLES AND ALL KINDS OF COLD JARS OUT OF THE ICE BOX COLD NOW I AM STRECHED OUT AS FAR AS TAKING A ONE LITER COKE BOTTLE VERY EASLIY ALSO THOSE HUGE COCO BUTTER LOTION BOTTLES LIKE 48oz BOTTLES I THINK IT SERVES AS LUBE AND LIMB FOR ME BUT START SLOW AND STRECH YOUR WAY THERE LIKE I SAID I HAVE VERY LARGE ENTRY WAY NOW THIS MAY SOUND SLUTY BUT HEY I AM A LITTLE SLUTTY GIRL AND I LOVE IT LOL

 

a beer bottle or J2O bottle is the sensation from a household item, its got the rim just like a real dick to give you the most pleasurbale sensation of your night alone, but i still prefer the real thing

 

I used until now pencil, pen or fingers