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#1 The Man

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Posted May 24 2004 - 01:03 PM

Im new here and just wondering what you use or do to get off(male only plz) like what household products you use, or what you like to use to penetrate yourself?

#2 Duncan

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Posted May 24 2004 - 03:24 PM

I actually don't use household items to penetrate myself (like a broomhandle or a corkscrew). In fact, come to think of it, I don't do self penetration. But thanks for asking. May I ask why you want to know ?

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Posted May 24 2004 - 04:56 PM

hahahahaha! I Use Lots Of "household products" Everything From The Coffee Table To The Kitchen Sink! I Penetrate Myself All The Time With My "household products"! Might Try The Couch Today!
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Posted May 24 2004 - 08:26 PM

You assume that most of us guys like to be penetrated. Well, I'm not the biggest fan of it, so I don't tend to use anything to penetrate myself. I do have a buttplug that an ex of mine gave to me, but I've only had my partner use it on me right before anal intercourse, which I don't indulge in on a regular basis. The things I'll do for the ones I love.

#5 veinglory

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Posted May 25 2004 - 12:57 AM

It isn't all about penetration.

#6 Duncan

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Posted May 25 2004 - 09:55 PM

It isn't all about penetration.


Then what IS it all about ? And I'm wondering if "veinglory" has something to do with the flow of blood ?

#7 Samhain

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Posted May 27 2004 - 02:01 PM

this is such a penetrating question (ha ha)
i tell you want if i ever post a thread that i want loads of people to take notice of, i know what to call it.
this has had over a 100 viewings folks!!! i wonder why...... :D


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#8 Brocktoon

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Posted May 28 2004 - 04:43 PM

Ive gotta admit I was strolling around the various forums and saw this topic, said to myself - "no.. that can't be what I think its is?"

Turns out it was 10 times more disturbing than my worst fears lol!
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Posted July 27 2006 - 07:28 AM

hi everybody i'm new here....to introduce myself i will say that i'm not sure if i am gay straight bi or whatever right now...but i'm working that out and it really has nothing to do with my question

my question is does anybody have any suggestions for household items that would be a good dildo...i mean i know i could just buy an actual but the idea of an everyday object really turns me on i just can't think of any good ones so if you have tried anyhing you really liked let me know please

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Posted July 27 2006 - 08:09 AM

A shampoo bottle always works great for me. Especially if it had the "nozzle" type cap. I also have a bottle of facial cleanser that fits me perfect. It's even shaped like a dick. It's about 3" in diameter & about 6" long & the lid is like a dome,very much resembling a real life cock. I can pretty much fit the whole thing in me. :)

I would still love to have my very own life like vibrating dildo though. Or even the real thing would do me just fine. ;)
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#11 Lanze

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Posted July 27 2006 - 08:14 AM

I'm not into any "kink" :(

#12 whereami

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Posted July 28 2006 - 07:28 AM

How is fucking yourself considered "kink"?
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#13 Lanze

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Posted July 28 2006 - 05:56 PM

How is fucking yourself considered "kink"?

it's NOT WITH A REAL "ITEM"!

#14 Panzer

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Posted July 28 2006 - 09:05 PM

I have used candles and the handle end of a screwdriver. Oh, and isn't a penis an everyday object that can be found in most homes? :D

#15 Night_Owl49

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Posted July 28 2006 - 10:23 PM

i've used big ass permanent markers.

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Posted July 29 2006 - 01:10 PM

i've used big ass permanent markers.


"Big Ass Marker," that's what I'm going to start calling them now!
Just curious, which end do you put in?
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Posted April 19 2007 - 03:29 PM

Ive used perminant markers, the caps to certain stuff that was long n thick, I once found a soda bottle that was the right shape, a shampoo bottle, fingers, handles on brushes, vibrating shaver (fusion i think), hot dogs, other veggies, i once made a big clay dong n let it harden n it worked nice, then i found my mothers dildo n i used that for a long time because it was huuugggeee, n now i have my own dildos.

#18 Samhain

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Posted April 19 2007 - 04:19 PM

Ive used perminant markers, the caps to certain stuff that was long n thick, I once found a soda bottle that was the right shape, a shampoo bottle, fingers, handles on brushes, vibrating shaver (fusion i think), hot dogs, other veggies, i once made a big clay dong n let it harden n it worked nice, then i found my mothers dildo n i used that for a long time because it was huuugggeee, n now i have my own dildos.

I know I'm going to regret asking you this, but by 'hotdog' if you mean a sausage between to rolls, how did you get that up there without it breaking up?
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#19 mushie18

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Posted April 19 2007 - 09:09 PM

he meant just the sausage.

#20 Samhain

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Posted April 19 2007 - 09:19 PM

he meant just the sausage.

How do you know that?
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#21 DirtyVibe

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Posted April 19 2007 - 09:37 PM

How do you know that?
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i have a hard time imagining that someone would be stupid enough to stick bread up their butt hole

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Posted April 19 2007 - 09:47 PM

oh it's possible, not that i have tried it but oh yea its possible.
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#23 Samhain

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Posted April 19 2007 - 10:16 PM

i have a hard time imagining that someone would be stupid enough to stick bread up their butt hole

A hotdog in the UK is a sausage in a bun, so i was wondering what he ment by that, wether he's actually done it or not is another matter, as you know people will put anything on here
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#24 DirtyVibe

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Posted April 19 2007 - 11:34 PM

A hotdog in the UK is a sausage in a bun, so i was wondering what he ment by that, wether he's actually done it or not is another matter, as you know people will put anything on here
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Yeah, that's what it is in America too.. But still, bread in your butt hole lol. If anything goes wrong, he deserved to have it go wrong.

#25 SlickyPants

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Posted April 20 2007 - 10:13 AM

Obviously you've never tried a French baguette!

You could knock someone out with one of those. :p




Disclaimer: I've never crammed a French loaf up my arse either. I'm not responsible for any damage caused by said loaf of bread.


#26 LJDV

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Posted April 20 2007 - 05:50 PM

Bananas
Cucumbers
Facial cleanser bottles
Tin foil covered with (wet) paper towels (great friction) Shaped obviously
Screwdriver handles
Poland Spring bottles (a little big though)
Drill handles

the list could go on forever...
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#27 seeingblind

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Posted April 25 2007 - 11:15 AM

"tin foil covered with (wet) paper towels (great friction) shaped obviously"

WTF!!!!!! EXPLAIN

#28 mushie18

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Posted April 25 2007 - 01:20 PM

Yeah, the tin foil sounds a little weird to me as well.

#29 Samhain

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Posted April 25 2007 - 01:37 PM

Yeah, the tin foil sounds a little weird to me as well.

you could end up cutting your insides, still if you've just taken it off your sandwiches at least your recycling
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#30 LJDV

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Posted April 26 2007 - 07:13 PM

Hm...I mean that you like shape the tin foil into the right size and shape for stiffness and then you completely cover it with paper towels and wet them so they stick and form fitly. The tin foil should never actually touch your rectum.
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