Items to make into a dildo (MERGED)

Im new here and just wondering what you use or do to get off(male only plz) like what household products you use, or what you like to use to penetrate yourself?

 

I actually don't use household items to penetrate myself (like a broomhandle or a corkscrew). In fact, come to think of it, I don't do self penetration. But thanks for asking. May I ask why you want to know ?

 

hahahahaha! I Use Lots Of "household products" Everything From The Coffee Table To The Kitchen Sink! I Penetrate Myself All The Time With My "household products"! Might Try The Couch Today!

 

You assume that most of us guys like to be penetrated. Well, I'm not the biggest fan of it, so I don't tend to use anything to penetrate myself. I do have a buttplug that an ex of mine gave to me, but I've only had my partner use it on me right before anal intercourse, which I don't indulge in on a regular basis. The things I'll do for the ones I love.

 

It isn't all about penetration.

 

Then what IS it all about ? And I'm wondering if "veinglory" has something to do with the flow of blood ?

 

this is such a penetrating question (ha ha)
i tell you want if i ever post a thread that i want loads of people to take notice of, i know what to call it.
this has had over a 100 viewings folks!!! i wonder why......


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Ive gotta admit I was strolling around the various forums and saw this topic, said to myself - "no.. that can't be what I think its is?"

Turns out it was 10 times more disturbing than my worst fears lol!

 

hi everybody i'm new here....to introduce myself i will say that i'm not sure if i am gay straight bi or whatever right now...but i'm working that out and it really has nothing to do with my question

my question is does anybody have any suggestions for household items that would be a good dildo...i mean i know i could just buy an actual but the idea of an everyday object really turns me on i just can't think of any good ones so if you have tried anyhing you really liked let me know please

 

A shampoo bottle always works great for me. Especially if it had the "nozzle" type cap. I also have a bottle of facial cleanser that fits me perfect. It's even shaped like a dick. It's about 3" in diameter & about 6" long & the lid is like a dome,very much resembling a real life cock. I can pretty much fit the whole thing in me.

I would still love to have my very own life like vibrating dildo though. Or even the real thing would do me just fine.

 

I'm not into any "kink"

 

How is fucking yourself considered "kink"?

 

it's NOT WITH A REAL "ITEM"!

 

I have used candles and the handle end of a screwdriver. Oh, and isn't a penis an everyday object that can be found in most homes?

 

i've used big ass permanent markers.

 

"Big Ass Marker," that's what I'm going to start calling them now!
Just curious, which end do you put in?
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Ive used perminant markers, the caps to certain stuff that was long n thick, I once found a soda bottle that was the right shape, a shampoo bottle, fingers, handles on brushes, vibrating shaver (fusion i think), hot dogs, other veggies, i once made a big clay dong n let it harden n it worked nice, then i found my mothers dildo n i used that for a long time because it was huuugggeee, n now i have my own dildos.

 

I know I'm going to regret asking you this, but by 'hotdog' if you mean a sausage between to rolls, how did you get that up there without it breaking up?
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he meant just the sausage.

 

How do you know that?
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