Who Wants This New...

This new gum, its a great product. You chew it whenver you don't want to eat for the next 22 hours, and it gives you all of the stomach fullness and nutrients you need. Think about having a picnic with that significant other, and feeding each other the gum that frees you from the confines of eating for nearly a day.

Just don't chew more than 1.26 weeks worth in a row, and not more than 3 times a month, and your body will love you for it.

 

I'd probably end up swallowing it and wind up in hospital.

Naah - gimme a cheese n pickle sandwich

 

but thats just it, no overwhelming need to eat nachos, no more surf and turfs, not until you are ready...other wise you can hole up and chew your way to better health

 

Do you know what any of the ingredients are in the gum?

 

sounds like some wonka shit

 

Gum base 30%
Erythritol 55%
Maltitoisyrup13%
Glycerine 2%
embalming fluid 17%
taurine 12.1%
codeine 8%
Sugar, Corn syrup, Water, High fructose corn syrup
Caramel colour, Sorbic acid (to retain freshness), Colour added (yellow 5, red 40)
Acetaminophen 500mg (pain reliever/fever reducer)
Dextromethorphan HBr 15mg (cough suppressant)
Doxylamine succinate 6.25mg (antihistamine)

 

Matt I think you have aspergers' and that is not a bad thing it's what makes you so smart but you are a clear cut text-book case

 

i wouldn't touch that shit if ya paid me to...

 

as you can see its over 127% potency. surely you have your price fitzy, to taste wonkas dream, to free yourself from the cheesburger, the bacon and egg breakfasts, the lobster, the shrimp potstickers

 

well, ya i do have a price...but it would only be once.

and i love cheeseburgers, bacon and eggs, lobster, shrimp...i couldn't give that up..

i love working out too...so its not a big deal.

 

but imagine sitting in a cormer, chewing the mystical gum while draped in hefty trash bags, watching the flat screen tv with a laptop and headphones, never having to leave to work, or eat, just chewing. Living off the farmer and rancher grid, free

 

yea...no...i need to be moving...i can't sit around all the time. i need to work out...i love the feeling

 

OK maybe your too old fashioned to wear trash bags never moving from your special area, chewing weird gum, maybe altering the shape of tin foil, an unknown metal that can bend like magic.

But for the young at heart, the ones who want to live to be 107, i prophesize chewing, lots of using teeth and jaws.

 

thrash bags are a great tool when you need to sweat a lot...

 

I love trash bags during a good aerosol sweat lodge

 

seamonster I can't diecide wether youve made this up or are being serious
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the simple answer sam H, it both, a dream and reality, a vision of poor kids having a stick of gum to chew...the confidence they will get when the preppie kid across the table pulls out a ham sandwich, and the so called "underpriveledged" one is not only getting some of the nutrients they need. they are also being pre-vacinated for common viruses that may cause them to miss school, its really a revolution in marketing/pharmaceutical research, you all are going to love this

 

didn't you get my pm...i WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC I NEED YOU TO CAST A LYNSEY IS GOING TO PASS HER SPANISH CLASS BLESSING ON ME ASAP please besides studying my ass off you're my last hope please

 

sure...... why not

 

is this gum for real? and if its so 'wonderful' why have i heard nothing of it? sounds like somrthing undergroud and dark that will probably give you weird side effects like constant hiccuping or something...