Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

By "be honest" I mean don't make up stuff you haven't used or something that just would NOT fit in your pussy lol - but what objects have you girls masturbated with? Are some of you freakier then others? I hope so I'm a big fan of girls and masturbation so I was just curious... I did see one girl in a porn who masturbated with a cell phone LOL - she was talking to her guy and started fucking the cell phone so he could hear it, and then she put it all the way in. Apparently it got turned on because the other person called her back and it started ringing in her pussy lol - she pulled it out and answered it

 

/\ LOL!! I'm not telling you that!!

 

hahaha I take that answer to mean that you've had some sexperience in that area

Fair enough, though I think you'd be safe telling me... I won't tell anyone else, I promise

 

There was this site that had some bald dude shove his hole head all the way up inside this chick, was so twisted.

 

Other than dildos, vibrators and bullets, I once put a medium carrot in a condom, and inserted it up my bum while I used my vibrator on my clit...it was ok...actually, I might go do that now....

 

"bullets"?
You sound like an interesting lady!

 

Vibrating bullets lol! More like small easter eggs!

 

Oh, sorry. Though you still sound a very interesting lady!!

 

Lady? I'm not much of a "lady"!!! Lol

 

lipsticks, penises, vibrators, fingers, small deoderant bottles and cans... etc....

 

Umm, beer bottles (the neck of the bottle), dildo's, a zuchinni, candles, fingers...

 

Even better!!

 

I don't just walk around shoving random household objects up my vagina but here's some I've used..

big sharpie markers
a frozen corn dog with a condom on it
hairbrush handles
lotion/perfume bottles
pens
fingers

 

^_^ I think i love you orgazmilk lol.

 

uhh i fucked a girl with a beer bottle sucker.... and electric shaver

 

hmmmmm, beer bottle sucker?

 

I'm sorry but that's hot

 

orgazmik... we have something in common (big sharpie markers) .. actually they work better for anal stimulation.

Good grief.. I cant believe I am talking about this on here (openly) ...

Anyone want to know why Jessica Simpson is a fan of Proactive Solution? Well, turns out the bottles are excellent sizes for masturbation. ok, so Im kidding about Simpson (if she's ever used the bottles for other purposes, I dont know, and I dont care) but I *coughs* ... I do know they work well. Actually... I have a rather morbidly funny story about practive bottles. Well I used to live with my older step sister for awhile. She had bought us some Proactive solution to use for acne breakouts. well... I found another use for the bottles...

Years later, we got to talking about that bottle... in a very weird sisterly discussion we were having ... and she was laughing about how she used those bottles. Inwardly I was FREAKING OUT, but I didnt say anything about my using them.... then, to make matters worse, she told me how shocked she was when she found out that her friend, (who came to stay at the apartment while I was away a few months) ALSO liked to use those bottles, and how she was surprised/embarrassed when she found out about her friend using the same bottle. At this point, I couldnt help spilling out my confession "... well, that bottle had a third user" ...... to this, she FREAKS out.... and we were both dying laughing and red-faced... it was so hilarious. She was so shocked. I emailed her friend (who I know somewhat) and told her about it, and that poor girl was soooo embarrassed, (as I was!) to know that all 3 of us had unknowingly, used the same bottles.

THANKFULLY, I ALWAYS cleaned them before and after use....

the end.

 

Now THAT is hot