It's not weird, it's beautiful. As you know, the vulva is often compared to oysters. It's especially the assymetric, curly form of it that fascinates men. And the more outspoken that form, the more fascinating. Be proud, most men would love to kiss your pussy for days on end.
But you have big outter labia, which offers another interesting perspective: we have to discover your inner labia! Which is what men find pleasant too. We basically like two scenarios: to be presented with a vulva of luscious, extravagant, in your face proportions; or to be presented with a mysterious cave, the moist entry of which hides lips for us to discover. It's all so great!!
yeah, mine's the exact opposite of that. i have no hangups about it, though. i've yet to be kicked outta bed for the way my pussy looks. lol. people get hung up on the strangest things.
Well, I wouldn't kick you out of bed either just because of the way your pussy looks. How it tastes and feels is much more important. It's just that everybody has their ideals about how something looks - beauty in the eye of the beholder, and all that. Pussies with big flappy lips have always been big turn-on for me.
I really hope you were only joking! Doing something like that to yourself - especially in such a sensitive area would be completely foolish. Only a doctor, like a plastic surgeon, could safely and effectively make any kind of alterations there. But as a practical matter, I doubt any woman's pussy lips are exactly the same. There's beauty in imperfection. And men (most men) do like large labia. On the one side that's shorter, you could periodically pull on it. It will stretch over time. Some women who are really into large labia have pierced and attached weights to them to stretch them out. But that's kind of extreme, of course. Just enjoy what you have. No man's going to complain.
I never really paid attention to the size. I'm not gonna pull out a ruler, but I'd estimate more than one inche and less than two. My man likes to sick on them until I cum..so maybe that has stretched them out a bit? Feels damn good and he adores my pussy..so I like what I have too.
Dangly chookie lips kind of scare me. Just a little bit. Then again, I have really thick, fat outer lips, and teeny inner ones. I do love my vagina.
Num, num, num, really thick, fat outer lips and teeny inner ones are my favorite? "Hey, you there! With the erection! Stand up so everyone can see!"