Who's farts are worse?

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Who's farts are worse?

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  2. Guys

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  1. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    your moms
     
    StellarCoon, Dec 5, 2018
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  3. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Mine
     
    pensfan13, Dec 5, 2018
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  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Whaddaya mean 'worse'???

    My farts are WORKS OF ART,boiled up to peak performance over several hours,pumped-up to pitch-perfect tone with Baked Beans,then TRUMPETED as my buttocks ripple!

    It ain't everyone can do that without ANY fear of the old 'down yer leg and a bootfull' resulting squishyness...so I'm rather proud!
     
    puggybear, Dec 7, 2018
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  7. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Classic battle of the sexes question. Scienficily it would have to be diet and genetics though. It's not really a sex thing.
     
    unfocusedanakin, Dec 7, 2018
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  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    a dog who has eaten carrion.
     
    themnax, Dec 8, 2018
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  11. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    guerillabedlam, Dec 8, 2018
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  13. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    3 month old English Bulldogs are the most aromatic creatures on earth.
     
    RetiredHippie, Dec 10, 2018
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  15. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    So in other words your at the age where you can’t trust a fart.
     
    RetiredHippie, Dec 10, 2018
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  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  19. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Neither...... God's farts trump all.......
     
    Running Horse, Dec 11, 2018
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  21. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  23. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ACTUALLY,old chap-as those with a basic understanding of grammar understand,I was saying I CAN...and DO.

    ...but of course,you pot-bellied,grumpy,bet-wetting old hippies LIKE your undies squelchy! You little REBEL,you!
     
    puggybear, Dec 12, 2018
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  25. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    You said 'trump.'
     
    tumbling.dice, Dec 14, 2018
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