Which Is Worse....

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Ashalicious, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

    Having the runs when you have a house full of people,

    OR

    having the runs when you're hanging out at a good friends house and it is just the two of you.
     
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    Obviously the first one is worse. What, you dont shart infront of your good friends? Me and my buddies dont even close the door. pffttt
     
  3. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

    Probably good friend just the two of ya. If its a good enough friend they'll keep ya company. :)
     
  4. iamjustme

    iamjustme Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I live in a large two story house...so I would go upstairs and call the wife downstairs and have her tell folks I have become ill.
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    Plot twist.. People are also upstairs.. FULL house.
     
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  6. iamjustme

    iamjustme Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Well I would be pissed...no one goes upstairs but us or a stay over guest. I couldn't tell you the last time someone other than the two of us or our adult children have been in our bedroom/bathroom. Years.
     
  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    haha the worst though is when your using a public stall and someone tries to open the door D:
     
  8. iamjustme

    iamjustme Supporter HipForums Supporter

    That would be a nightmare for me. I haven't dropped a loaf in a public bathroom for a very long time. I am pretty sure the last time was when I took the kids to see Lion King and had a sudden..problem. So let's see...Googling...ahh 1994. So 21 years ago! So must have just been the daughter as my son was born that year.
     
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  9. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

    It's worse at a friends house. I would feel much more comfortable setting off the fire alarms to evacuate my house, than my friend's.
     
  10. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member Super Moderator

    saying Bob Saget three times will tighten your sphincter..
    the opposite works with John Stamos .. Do not try while driving ..
     
  11. iamjustme

    iamjustme Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I see what your doing here...
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    obviously the first is worse. because 1) your house is full of people, and 2) if you really feel sick, you can't just leave. you can be a dick and throw everyone out, but that's harder than saying "i've got the runs, i think i'm going to dip."

    especially when it's a broken door that doesn't lock.
     
  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    I'd rather shit my pants then use a stall with a broken door.
     
  14. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    ^^^ and you have...
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    back in high school, we had a track meet at a stadium that had stalls with no doors at all. even worse, the walls only went maybe a foot past the front of the toilet. and i really had to shit. so yeah, i took a shit in a stall with no door, where i could lean forward and look down the entire line of stalls.

    never again, i hope.
     
  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    luckily i wasnt wearing khakis
     

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