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If my memory serves me right I have hit 17 deer in 48 years of driving.

 

how many made it into the freezer?

 

3 or 4 usually they were pretty massacred.

 

Half an hour until HR meeting. I'm nervous as, my stomach is churning... I'mma eat something.

 

out of 17, that's not too bad, actually. they'll wind up wrecking a car, and themselves in the process... not as bad as a moose or a bighorn sheep though.

I once saw the aftermath of a wreck between a quad rider and a bighorn... that was bad. dude was rolling down the trail at 50, leaned into a curve, and head on straight into the beastie. It didn't even move. dude lived, but I think it's because he wound in a wheelie and let the quad take the hit. thing was totalled and it was like he'd gone into a brick wall.

 

About 10 years ago, I applied for a job at an oil change stop. And the HR manager said that if I wanted the job, I had to get a military haircut and shave my beard.

I declined and went elsewhere.

 

Well done. I applaud you for that. Should have told him, real men have long hair. Spartan lore! Short haired men were just workers, labourers and merchants. Spartan women were higher up the chain than a man with shirt hair lol.

 

Spartan women were also honored for being the only ones capable of birthing Spartan men. lol

 

OK....

 

At the time, I think my interviewer could tell that I was disturbed by his request. I grabbed a lock of my hair and looked back at him in shock. And sure enough, all the dudes in the garage had military cuts, and some had puny little mustaches. I wasn't going to put up with that shit either.

Anyway, the last time I took my car into get an oil change at one such place, those fuckers tightened the oil plug on so tight, I stripped the bolt trying to get the fucking thing off while attempting to change the oil myself. Now, I have to take it in so they can overtighten it all over again.

 

HR meeting went alright. Just a slap on the wrist, don't say dumb shit! Good experience for me anyway lol. I just took down notes and then I reported back my boss who found it funny I was thrown in the deep end but all good, our contractor still had a job.

I can go home now.

 

glad it worked out, and I hope he got his head out of his ass so you don't have to do that again. if it does (hands brass knuckles) bend him over the desk and fist him with this.

 

He'll be alright lol. Stick him out in the garden somewhere lol. I was really anxious before I went in with them I can feel my jaw is slightly sore so I know I was clenching. I dunno why, I wasn't in trouble. Just new experiences I guess.

 

@elyssa@theMall

Do you know this place? some of my family are there atm and just sent this photo.

 

You do it like this...

@elyssa@theMall

 

I now have a fringe and i forgot how annoying it was.

 

My ex-girlfriend's Dad used to lecture at The London School of Economics And Political Sciences.

He used to affectionately call it 'The London School of Comics And Political Seances.'

He was a complete prick though.

 

LSE was the devil.. they trashed our uni. It was war.

 

That sounds insane

 

Think it was an ongoing war between our unis. Probably still now. But they went too far!