What would you do to the poster above you?

Ok, there are so many of these threads that I just HAD to make one...here it is...The person who posts below me says what he/she would like to do to me, than the poster below them will do the same for the poster above him, and so on...ok



LET THE GAME BEGIN!!!

 

Woohoo! First post.

I'll sell you a dolphin for $40,000 if you treat it right.

 

I'd pick you flowers invite you to go play in a park.

 

well, i got in line late mistress, but if you really wanna know, ask me in yahoo

 

I'd steal the awesome guitar in his sig

 

i'd brush yer hair & bond with you over slurpies

 

tickle u for hours
edit: and wish u a happy birthday..heehee

 

I'd wish her a Happy
Birthday!!!

 

tie a pretty pink bow in his hair

 

eat all their chocolate and cookies

 

shave his eyebrows off when he's asleep

 

Harvest his testicles and donate them to science

 

pierce his armpits

 

drink all his Duff beer.

 

follow her around with an umbrella to keep the sun off her shoulders

 

wipe my vomit off his shoes from such a sweet comment lol.

 

I would make him eat all his veggies

 

Keep him away from chocolate for a year

 

Give him a spanking

 

I can't really say such things in public.
:X