What do you think of Nigeria?

Ah, you get nigerian spam mail too?

 

It was a while ago. Now I get a free bigger penis.

 

Nigeria's nr. 1 export product it seems

edit: except its not really free. And there may be delivery problems

 

You shoulda gone to Budapest when you had the chance

 

Hindsight is 20-20.

 

This reminds me of a t-shirt I saw some guy wearing at the coffee shop down the way. It said "Africa is not a country."

And I thought, "Well duh."

Then I thought about it some more, and then it got me thinking about how the differences between all those African nations is generally glossed over.

 

Reminds me: I rarely see a 'Free Tibet' t-shirt anymore..
I may buy more than one if I come across it! Spread that shit!

 

heheh just received one of those nigerian e-mails, diguised of course:

"Your Payment Available. This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and the content is perfectly noted I am Mrs.Amanda Wayne the United Nations Special Representative a citizen of Netherlands I was posted here in Benin Republic for this special assignment meanwhile it's my pleasure to meet you. Pls: Be informed that I have received Immediate Order to release your US$2.800,000.00 USD which was a compensation payment approved in your name by the United Nations during 2017 Annual meetings which take place in Lima, Peru and I was assigned to handle this project. We have deposited your fund ($2.800,000.00 USD) through Western Union department after our final meeting regarding your fund, All you will do is to contact Western Union director Dr.Godwin Ben E-mail( fmofbr@gmail.com ) Call Him now with +229-6755-9971 He will give you direction on how you will be receiving the funds daily.Remember to send him your Full information to avoid wrong transfer such as, Receiver's Name_______________ Address: ________________ Country: ____________ Phone Number: _____________ Though, Godwin Ben has sent $5000 in your name today so contact him or you call him on +229 6755-9971 as soon as you receive this email and tell him to give you the: Mtcn, sender name question/answer to pick the $5000 Please let us know as soon as you received all your fund, Regards Mrs.Amanda Wayne"



HAHHAHA , who wants to participate?

 

Actually Nairobi is not a country, it's the capital of Kenya, which is in East Affrica.

 

They don't eat people in Nigeria. There's cannibalism in North Korea though....

 

I got some crazy phone call once from some Nigerian woman saying she was from the irs (internal revenue service), and that she wanted to verify its me by me giving her my social security number. I gave it to her: 123-45-6789
Then she hung up.

 

ahahhahaah
really??? they even go as far as making phone calls ???
i get those spams every day, i will copy,paste them here from now on sometimes theyr too funny

 

they also eat people in one malaysian island, next to papua newguinea, i think its called "papua"
forgot the name, cannibalism there

 

Do they consume it raw?

 

another one of today, nigeria knocking at my door , this one they put lots of effort , notice the high english :

"From Regional Manager

Good Day!!

My name is Mr.Kofi Koduah I am a banker and a regional manager of a bank
here in Ghana. I need your help to transfer a sum of US$11,500,000.00 into
your account as my foreign partner.

The fund is part of the profits made by our bank past 4 years in the
branch where I am the manager. I have already submitted annual report for
last year to my bank headquarters in Accra - Ghana, and they did not
notice the excess profits. I deposited this said US$11,500,000.00 in an
escrow account without a beneficiary (Anonymous), to avoid any trace.

I cannot be directly connected to this fund because I'm still working with
the bank. So, I need your help to transfer this funds into your account in
your country for you and I to share. I offer you 45% of this funds as my
foreign partner and 55% will be for me. There is no risk involved because
it will be a bank to bank transfer. So, I want you to stand as the owner
of this fund so that you can present a foreign bank account where the
funds can be transferred to you as my foreign partner.

If you accept this proposal, I am prepared to go into partnership with
you. Please kindly reply to me for more information on how to proceed.

Sincerely,

Mr. Kofi Koduah."

 

just now:



"I have a business Proposal that will be of benefit to the both of us.Kindly contact me on carladamstoday@gmail.com should this be of interest to you."

 

today:

"Hello Dear, Its me Ruth, did you receive my previous email? please write me back immediately to let me know, i wait to hear back from you, kisses"

 

just just now in my email inbox:

"
Good day ,

With due respect and out of fear of the ugly situation I face presently, I am contacting you to see if you can help me solve my problem as I sincerely believe that one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life considering the situations the person finds his or her self.

I am Miss. Michelle Boris the only daughter of late Dr. Fofana Boris from Cote d`Ivoire. My Late Father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant and an Agriculturist in Cote d`Ivoire; His death and that of my mum and my junior brother was masterminded by his only brother during the political crisis in my country Cote d`Ivoire in the years 2010. My late father through his hard work during his life time on earth made a fortune and established many businesses which has now been collected forcefully by his only brother the suspect that arranged the killing of my parents because of properties.

Through my findings before living Cote d`Ivoire I was able to get some personal documents of my late father and some was a fund deposit amounts to the tune of Nineteen Million Four hundred Thousand US Dollars (US$ 19.400.000.00) he deposited with a bank abroad under some conditions which necessitate this communication to you which I cannot handle under my age brackets.
Presently I am residing under political asylum here in Ghana due to multiple attacks from my uncle who wished me dead or to obtain any other documents of my late father that is in my care and the condition of life is very unbearable over here because the war in my country has ended and the Government of Ghana and the UN has called off the refugee immunity and rights for Ivoirians citizens in Ghana under political asylum and I cannot go back to my country to avoid the unexpected from my uncle most reasons I contacted you after much deliberations and prayers.

I am willing to offer you 30% of the total sum as compensation for your EFFORT/INPUT after a successful transfer of the said funds into your Bank account and also for you to assist me relocate over there as soon as the bank transfers the money into your bank account to enable me have my peace and continue my education. Therefore I wish to know your readiness to assist me sincerely over this matter to enable me go further in discussing in details with you and also to enable me send you all vital deposit documents.
Looking forward to your response.

Stay Blessed
Miss Michelle Boris

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All Iv'e Ever Received Was A Few Phone Calls And A Very Professionally Written

Letter......Seems They Send All The Good Stuff To You.....LOL....



Cheers Glen.